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real, actual, unedited heathcliff comics. not affiliated with heathcliff in any way, just a fan.
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09 Feb 2026
Heathcliff paints the word "NUDE" in big capitals on an otherwise blank canvas. Two mice watch him work, and one of them says "Now, that's art."
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
08 Feb 2026
Heathcliff wears a helmet that reads "DIP" and grabs a big bowl of dip, running as if he's a football player. He pushes aside a group of dogs and weaves between an alien, a slug, and a robot, all on his way to the Nutmeg house, all while holding the dip upright. He enters the house triumphantly as the Super Bowl party inside cheers, and Grandpa says "The dip is here!" The Kitty Korner reads "Matt Cholodewitsch of Tucson, AZ, says his cat 'Rory' tucks him into bed. She makes sure he's under the covers and smells his face!"
February 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
07 Feb 2026
Heathcliff swings from a rope above the city on a moonlit night, soaring over the rooftops, with a small fish inside a fish bowl perched atop his head. A couple looks on and one of them says "I love Saturday night."
February 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
06 Feb 2026
Iggy, Heathcliff, and Pops, Heathcliff's convict father, stand in front of an ice cream truck. Iggy says "Two cones and one prison tray."
February 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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05 Feb 2026
Two mice lean out of their hole to see a mouse trap loaded with a small bottle of liquid. The bottle has a simple white label with a picture of cheese on it. Heathcliff is leaning around the corner watching them as one of the mice says "Cheese cologne."
February 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
04 Feb 2026
Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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03 Feb 2026
Grandpa Nutmeg comes back from work to find Grandma Nutmeg cooking something on the stove and Heathcliff sitting inside a loaf pan. Grandpa says "Heathcliff loaf, again?"
February 3, 2026 at 6:49 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
02 Feb 2026
Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog, walks out of his hole wearing a helmet that says SHADOW in front of a crowd of onlookers. Heathcliff is there, too, standing next to a Groundhog Day officiant- dressed kind of like Abe Lincoln, like all of those guys are for some reason. Anyways. The officiant says "Six more weeks of stoke."
February 2, 2026 at 6:16 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
01 Feb 2026
Heathcliff walks up to the Meat Store holding a bouquet of flowers. He walks up to a sexy person-sized ham with long eyelashes and full lips, and hands her the flowers. She kisses Heathcliff's cheek and he walks away, clearly in love. He suddenly starts breathing fire, and an employee of the Meat Store says "He was kissed by the hot ham." The Kitty Korner reads "Giovanni Ancieti of Pittsburgh, PA, says his cat 'Piki' likes to sleep in his guitar case while he plays!"
February 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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31 Jan 2026
Heathcliff walks into his living room blowing a gum bubble with a cell phone trapped inside. Iggy and Grandma Nutmeg don't pay attention, both reading. Grandpa Nutmeg walks in and says "I can't find my phone."
February 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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30 Jan 2026
Heathcliff, Iggy, and Grandpa Nutmeg are all sitting at a table and they all have feedbags strapped to their heads like horses and are chowing down on whatever's in there. Grandma Nutmeg passes by the trio with her friend, and she says "They love Feedbag Friday."
January 30, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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29 Jan 2026
Several mice wearing scarves build a giant block of cheese out of snow in the Nutmeg front lawn. Heathcliff and an incensed Grandpa Nutmeg watch them sculpt out the window, and Grandpa says "Have you no shame?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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28 Jan 2026
Heathcliff proudly stands in front of a cuckoo clock, but instead of a bird chirping out at the top of the hour, it's a tiny model of Grandpa Nutmeg who sings out "Coo coo". Grandpa Nutmeg, unimpressed, looks at the clock and says "I don't care for it."
January 28, 2026 at 6:41 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
27 Jan 2026
Heathcliff, wearing a PUG helmet and playing a flute, leads a line of pugs down the street towards the dog pound like the pied piper. Two pound employees watch him work, and one of them says "He's our pug guy."
January 28, 2026 at 6:16 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
26 Jan 2026
Early in the morning, Heathcliff arrives to his house's front door via parachute, having parachuted from a huge blimp with BRO emblazoned on the side. Three of Heathcliff's bros, all other cats, are still partying on the blimp. Heathcliff is wearing a bro helmet. Grandpa Nutmeg, wearing pajamas and holding a cup of coffee, greets Heathcliff and says "Blowtorching the candle at both ends?"
January 27, 2026 at 5:54 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
25 Jan 2026
With a loud repeated THUMP THUMP, over several panels, the Garbage Ape approaches from far away, bouncing closer and closer to the camera. A group of cats rejoices at the Garbage Ape's approach. Two owls watch the scene, and one says "When the Garbage Ape comes a-knockin', the whole town is a rockin'." The final panel shows the ape arriving, greeted by the group of cats snd a group of Heathcliff regulars- a robot, an alien, Jimmy the frog, the hype slug, the blob, and Abraham Lincoln. The Kitty Korner reads "Jenny Landers of Santa Barbara, CA, rescues Persian cats and says her cat 'Candi' helps her make dinner!"
January 25, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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24 Jan 2026
Heathcliff flies out of a cannon set up in his backyard, soaring into the air as smoke billows out of the cannon. Grandma Nutmeg watches from her back window with a friend and says "He doesn't believe in staycation."
January 24, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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23 Jan 2026
Heathcliff sits in front of a fortune teller, reading his fortune in a crystal ball. He's blowing a large gum bubble, the same size as the crystal ball. The fortune teller says "You're quite annoying."
January 23, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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22 Jan 2026
Heathcliff and a skunk sit next to each other, sitting on top of overturned garbage cans and happily eating trash. Heathcliff's fairy godmother and the skunk's fairy godmother- smaller floating ladies who look just like Heathcliff and the skunk, but wearing robes, wands, and witch's hats- happily converse as well. Heathcliff and his fairy godmother both have clothespins over their noses due to the skunk's stench. The skunk says "I'm glad our fairy godmothers get along."
January 22, 2026 at 8:25 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
21 Jan 2026
Heathcliff floats away from the gum store, flying gently through the air by blowing a huge gum bubble. The gum store's owner happily looks at him and remarks to a customer, "There goes a real gum guy."
January 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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19 Jan 2026
Heathcliff and a robot in a wizard hat carrying a wand walk down the street. Grandpa and Grandma Nutmeg watch them pass from their window, and Grandma says "I don't like him hanging around that robot wizard."
January 19, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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18 Jan 2026
Heathcliff sits on his porch, breathing out a cloud of bad breath. The visible green stink cloud forms into a giant visage of Heathcliff, crossing his arms. Two additional puffs of bad breath form into angels, floating by the giant Heathcliff's shoulders. It's revealed that Heathcliff is sitting in front of a sign that says "Beware of Breath". A man walking his dog stops by and says "Good sign". The Kitty Korner reads "Alex Roberts of Wall, NJ, says his cat 'Leo', is a jokester. Whenever he comes home, Leo greets him with claws in his chest. It's how he knows he cares!"
January 18, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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17 Jan 2026
Heathcliff jumps from extremely high down towards Grandma and Grandpa Nutmeg, lying down in bed. Grandpa says "Rise and shine."
January 18, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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16 Jan 2026
Heathcliff and three other cats sit in the basket of a blimp, laughing and having a great time. The blimp has the word BRO on its side in huge letters. Grandma and Grandpa Nutmeg watch them fly over the street, and an unimpressed Grandpa says "Bros will be Bros."
January 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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15 Jan 2026
Heathcliff makes a giant snow sculpture of a ham outside the meat store, standing about the height of a man. Two meat store employees watch, and one says "A snow ham takes me back to my childhood."
January 16, 2026 at 7:11 PM