Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean
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College hoops bracketology for SB Nation. “Mid” adult. Chicago. Extremely neurotic. Unable to shut up. Doesn’t stick to sports. He/him
Comparison
January 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Time to break out the last of these (for now)
January 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
BILLS
January 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
As a nerd, I VEHEMENTLY disagree
January 11, 2026 at 4:55 PM
January 11, 2026 at 4:45 PM
In conversation, I’m made to feel I’ve been deceived

A child of innocence seduced by something worse than me

A flush, of heat

The chaff and then the wheat

Condemned, believed

Is this false prophecy?
January 11, 2026 at 2:22 AM
These are good. Saving the last one for the Bills game tomorrow.
January 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Not so in Chicago, Prime and Xfinity
January 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Still a fucking banger
January 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
January 10, 2026 at 10:33 PM
L-O-fucking-L

You got me!
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
LOL
January 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Co-Star has turned against me the last two days.
January 10, 2026 at 1:24 PM
January 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Some of us have BOTH iterations of the mascot
January 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Welcome back. Yes, the @sickoscommittee.org tree is still up. Sue me.
January 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
😬
January 9, 2026 at 1:59 PM
LOL

This was the original alt text
January 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I was a full TWO YEARS younger than everyone else. Also, I was somehow one of the shortest because I was a late bloomer.
January 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
That would be a NO.
January 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Things it took me FAR too long to learn, vol. infinity
January 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I usually consume my gin in premixes, as pictured, or at bars.
January 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
James May makes and sells gin now! Let’s fucking go!
January 8, 2026 at 7:23 PM
You: Possibly struggling to write or type “2026” a week into the new year

Willow: Still typing “December” in promos
January 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Got my physical keyboard

“That’s too much phone” - @streetlightlily.bsky.social

She is right (as always) since it took me three tries to reply to her correctly. 😂

But my shitty vision appreciates the bigger screen!
January 8, 2026 at 4:35 PM