The Gurgling Cod (he/him)
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JBF IRL. (Jonathan Beecher Field) The Internet's only early Americanist. Acting Dean of Weird Kids. Uncle. Assistant SID, PTKU. Early American settler colonialism, charcuterie, stonemasonry, mutts.
JBF IRL. (Jonathan Beecher Field) The Internet's only early Americanist. Acting Dean of Weird Kids. Uncle. Assistant SID, PTKU. Early American settler colonialism, charcuterie, stonemasonry, mutts.
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OK coaches. John Brown Look for the Helpers is back, in stock as a magnet. A handsome accent for your Tahoe, fridge, Escalade, desk or Raskog. Want one?
1) Drop a donation in any amount to a diaper fund.
2) Dm me your address. I don't want screenshot or amount.
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1) Drop a donation in any amount to a diaper fund.
2) Dm me your address. I don't want screenshot or amount.
www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...
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they believe in nothing, they love nothing but their own power, and they have no moves that don't involve spamming the hate button
time and time again, MAGA Republicans are more excited to target and root against American athletes who have spoken out against them (or, in this case, merely expressed ambivalence) than they actually are to celebrate winning American athletes
What Hess actually said:
“Just because I’m wearing the flag doesn’t mean I represent everything that’s going on in the US.”
“Just because I’m wearing the flag doesn’t mean I represent everything that’s going on in the US.”
February 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
they believe in nothing, they love nothing but their own power, and they have no moves that don't involve spamming the hate button
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[Arby's drive-thru]
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
February 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
[Arby's drive-thru]
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
"Technology so useful, so inevitable, so ubiquitous, that we will spend millions of dollars to jam it down your throat."
happy Super Bowl Sunday! for all you commercials sickos, I make the case that this game's ad blitz will be to A.I. what 2022's was to crypto and 2000's was to the dot-com boom—with all attendant implications for our broader economy and the celebrity-promotion complex: slate.com/technology/2...
The Biggest Star of the Super Bowl Isn’t an Athlete—or Bad Bunny
We’ve seen this game before, and it doesn’t end well for anyone.
slate.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:13 PM
"Technology so useful, so inevitable, so ubiquitous, that we will spend millions of dollars to jam it down your throat."
It's that time of the semester:
"We are together only for 75 minutes twice a week. Please do your best to plan your day so that you do not have to leave the classroom during that time."
"We are together only for 75 minutes twice a week. Please do your best to plan your day so that you do not have to leave the classroom during that time."
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
It's that time of the semester:
"We are together only for 75 minutes twice a week. Please do your best to plan your day so that you do not have to leave the classroom during that time."
"We are together only for 75 minutes twice a week. Please do your best to plan your day so that you do not have to leave the classroom during that time."
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As the Patriots take the field tonight, every fan should be able to enjoy the game without fear.
Like the patriots of 1776, we must demand a future free from authoritarian violence.
Defund and abolish this violent agency and keep them out of the Super Bowl.
Like the patriots of 1776, we must demand a future free from authoritarian violence.
Defund and abolish this violent agency and keep them out of the Super Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
As the Patriots take the field tonight, every fan should be able to enjoy the game without fear.
Like the patriots of 1776, we must demand a future free from authoritarian violence.
Defund and abolish this violent agency and keep them out of the Super Bowl.
Like the patriots of 1776, we must demand a future free from authoritarian violence.
Defund and abolish this violent agency and keep them out of the Super Bowl.
Get rid of the announcers in mixed double curling, and have the curlers miced up for their pre-shot discussions.
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Get rid of the announcers in mixed double curling, and have the curlers miced up for their pre-shot discussions.
The same block in 1973 and today. Depressing.
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
The same block in 1973 and today. Depressing.
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I do so enjoy the booing they did in English to make sure he understood
February 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I do so enjoy the booing they did in English to make sure he understood
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
On one hand, it's a bummer for dedicated ski jumpers that all anyone will want to discuss for the foreseeable future is penis stuff. OTOH, it's a sport, esp for women, that comes pretty close to a deadass who can be the skinniest contest. Not a fan.
February 7, 2026 at 9:20 PM
On one hand, it's a bummer for dedicated ski jumpers that all anyone will want to discuss for the foreseeable future is penis stuff. OTOH, it's a sport, esp for women, that comes pretty close to a deadass who can be the skinniest contest. Not a fan.
Spuds doesn’t need any help with his uniform
NBC can send all the takedown requests it wants, nothing in the rulebook says you can’t post Olympics Spuds MacKenzie
February 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Spuds doesn’t need any help with his uniform
This seems like a much better use for your own than throwing them on a football field
TIL sex toys expire. This has been your Hornt for Good™️ PSA. The appropriate disposal method it to throw them at nazis
At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
February 7, 2026 at 8:57 PM
This seems like a much better use for your own than throwing them on a football field
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TIL sex toys expire. This has been your Hornt for Good™️ PSA. The appropriate disposal method it to throw them at nazis
At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
February 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
TIL sex toys expire. This has been your Hornt for Good™️ PSA. The appropriate disposal method it to throw them at nazis
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"From Shinedown to Ludacris" is the new "From sea to shining sea"
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
"From Shinedown to Ludacris" is the new "From sea to shining sea"
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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one thing about the Olympics is that all the athletes in the village are having a phenomenal amount of sex and so I for one think it’s only fair that Vance got to fly his own sofa over
February 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
one thing about the Olympics is that all the athletes in the village are having a phenomenal amount of sex and so I for one think it’s only fair that Vance got to fly his own sofa over
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idk the way that megyn kelly didnt lose her entire career for saying epstein was interested in 'barely legal teens' has fucking haunted me. i teach grades 6-12 dawg, these are CHILDREN. theyre SO young.
February 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
idk the way that megyn kelly didnt lose her entire career for saying epstein was interested in 'barely legal teens' has fucking haunted me. i teach grades 6-12 dawg, these are CHILDREN. theyre SO young.
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"Bringing food to Italy" needs to become part of the culture.
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.
To *Italy*.
To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 6:12 PM
"Bringing food to Italy" needs to become part of the culture.
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"In 1976, [Americans] were understandably of two minds about what story they wanted to tell about themselves in celebration of their Bicentennial. Military failure, domestic discord, economic stagnation, + cultural tumult made the idea of settling on one national narrative complicated at best."
1976: Postmodern America - The Magazine Antiques
Since 1922, The Magazine ANTIQUES has been America’s premier publication on the fine and decorative arts, architecture, preservation, and interior design.
www.themagazineantiques.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:31 AM
"In 1976, [Americans] were understandably of two minds about what story they wanted to tell about themselves in celebration of their Bicentennial. Military failure, domestic discord, economic stagnation, + cultural tumult made the idea of settling on one national narrative complicated at best."
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Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms
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There seems to be a not insignificant number of people in the Epstein Files who hold prominent positions at colleges.
Yet, there’s no uproar over what these elites are teaching students. Or how many of them overlook sexual assault on their own campuses.
Yet, there’s no uproar over what these elites are teaching students. Or how many of them overlook sexual assault on their own campuses.
BREAKING: Bard College President Leon Botstein’s name appears in the Epstein files more than 2,500 times, including arranging travel to Epstein’s island and hosting a visit with “girls” on campus…
As a Bard student parent, I demand Leon Botstein’s immediate removal.
As a Bard student parent, I demand Leon Botstein’s immediate removal.
February 7, 2026 at 7:26 AM
There seems to be a not insignificant number of people in the Epstein Files who hold prominent positions at colleges.
Yet, there’s no uproar over what these elites are teaching students. Or how many of them overlook sexual assault on their own campuses.
Yet, there’s no uproar over what these elites are teaching students. Or how many of them overlook sexual assault on their own campuses.
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Like his Confederate forebears, Ted Cruz talked a big game, started a fight, got absolutely dog walked, then cried about how unfair it all was. A story in four images.
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Like his Confederate forebears, Ted Cruz talked a big game, started a fight, got absolutely dog walked, then cried about how unfair it all was. A story in four images.
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Two hilarious things about this.
1) No one thinks Tom Brady when they think New York.
2) Tom Brady would never eat a slice of Pizza Hut pizza.
1) No one thinks Tom Brady when they think New York.
2) Tom Brady would never eat a slice of Pizza Hut pizza.
February 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Two hilarious things about this.
1) No one thinks Tom Brady when they think New York.
2) Tom Brady would never eat a slice of Pizza Hut pizza.
1) No one thinks Tom Brady when they think New York.
2) Tom Brady would never eat a slice of Pizza Hut pizza.