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Jessica Smetana
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meadowlark media, Le Batard Show, etc
Highly recommend for cfb fans who need a little preview action while they travel or cook
🏈 new pod 🏈

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social joined to draft our 18 favorite games of this awesome Thanksgiving weekend of college football. Only one kicks off before noon ET on Friday so listen while you travel/food prep.

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November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
was this pre-planned?
College Football Playoff committee chair Hunter Yurachek has 6-7 jokes. #CFP
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
yes you do…….
But you don’t bake key lime pie…
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I’ve probably baked over 50 ish pies from scratch in the last 4 years. If you like pie I cannot recommend Erin Jeanne McDowell’s Book on Pie enough. Her recipe for key lime pie with coconut cream pie topping is probably the biggest hit I’ve ever baked.
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
While we’re on the topic of dessert I decided to bake a carrot cake cheesecake (request of pregnant SIL) and chocolate espresso pie (request of FIL) so we are forgoing pecan and pumpkin this year.
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Jalen Haralson dunking on a Tuesday at 10:30 local time in Las Vegas as god intended
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If the Notre Dame men’s basketball team could make a three it would be very cool
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Is that bad
J.J. McCarthy now ranks 851 out of 852 in EPA per Dropback among qualified passers since 2000, per Tru Media. The only player below McCarthy is JaMarcus Russell.
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh wow that was so bad from the browns
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Thats a big man touchdown
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Americans need to eat fewer ultra-processed foods and more dubious powders
And yes, the swag bags. Attendees received MAHA-branded tote bags with:

- Packets of creatine
- Beef tallow potato chips ($79 for a 6-pack!!)
- Mouth tape
- RFK Jr's biography
- Beef protein bars
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It’s exactly what it sounds like lol
Umm, @jessicasmetana.bsky.social what’s “illegal plank wear?” This F1 season may have a dramatic finish!
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Thank god Pitt remembered it’s a must win
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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all the playside blocks losing is so good too
Pitt what the hell are you doing
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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☘️new pod☘️

Syracuse Instant Reaction is live. A lot of history made in a big Steve Angeli Bowl win by Notre Dame.

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November 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Here is a good summary of why Pitt’s offense was stinky last week and good this week
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I’m ignoring the timeline and just watching this again
ACC after dark
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
We’re not doing this again 😭😭😭
I absolutely cannot fucking believe that Pat Narduzzi was legit playing 3D chess with not caring about the Notre Dame game. I am beside myself at this. The man was 26 moves ahead the whole time
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Wow that’s gutting for Kansas State
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
So much credit to Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks filling air time for approximately the past 3 hours
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
NBC is doing insane graphics things today
Thank you @jessicasmetana.bsky.social for this important screengrab
November 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
35-0 in the first quarter? Am I dreaming ?
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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yeah I know the felching bit stood out for a lot of people but my jaw dropped at "sat on prior knowledge of a catch-and-kill scheme on behalf of a guy whose now measlesmaxxing the U.S. population"
something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
amen
we need a moratorium on all gray uniforms. they all stink. stop it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM