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thats a sex thing. OBVIOUSLY
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Our student theatre group had the bright idea of using actual knives on stage for authenticity. The blade missed my aorta by about a centimetre
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
thats a sex thing. OBVIOUSLY
carcinization
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
carcinization
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John! John, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Milton! You know that justification of the ways of God to Man you're looking for? Well, listen to this! *begins reciting the entirety of the Bible*
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
John! John, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Milton! You know that justification of the ways of God to Man you're looking for? Well, listen to this! *begins reciting the entirety of the Bible*
man if this were me it would mean the publishing world was about to get a smaller via a plot that would also do pretty well on the charts
Haha holy shit. Unbound nonsense just keeps going and going. This was the publisher that made you crowdfund your own advance and pay for editors/designers/etc btw.
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
man if this were me it would mean the publishing world was about to get a smaller via a plot that would also do pretty well on the charts
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Trump doesn’t have any money to hand out because he’s already fucked it all so blood and soil is the only gimmick he’s got left.
i don't think this administration going 120% on blood and soil is going to reverse its fortunes the way it apparently thinks it will
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Trump doesn’t have any money to hand out because he’s already fucked it all so blood and soil is the only gimmick he’s got left.
i don't think this administration going 120% on blood and soil is going to reverse its fortunes the way it apparently thinks it will
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i don't think this administration going 120% on blood and soil is going to reverse its fortunes the way it apparently thinks it will
oh my god this is exactly how i would've figured shooting antichrist was like
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
oh my god this is exactly how i would've figured shooting antichrist was like
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Ugh I have to get ready for Thanksgiving travel (taking the green line to oak park)
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Ugh I have to get ready for Thanksgiving travel (taking the green line to oak park)
Vancouver Vampires: I remember when this was all forest or when the steam clock was installed. And all the other important beats in Vancouver history like uh. When Nirvana was close by
if you enjoy supernatural horror you have to suspend your disbelief about a lot of stuff for vampires, werewolves, etc to make sense, but i draw the line at accepting any of that going down in vancouver. grand conspiracies, secret cabals, magic, sure. but vampires living in vancouver? i'm out
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Vancouver Vampires: I remember when this was all forest or when the steam clock was installed. And all the other important beats in Vancouver history like uh. When Nirvana was close by
how long until one can get married on september 11th and have it not be weird
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
how long until one can get married on september 11th and have it not be weird
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"awww cute gas station!!! wait hold on hold on am I in a FMV indie horror game?"
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"awww cute gas station!!! wait hold on hold on am I in a FMV indie horror game?"
Mother in law gossiping about an extended elderly family member who fell asleep on the couch: I saw him last week and he looked so terrible I'm surprised he made it to thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Mother in law gossiping about an extended elderly family member who fell asleep on the couch: I saw him last week and he looked so terrible I'm surprised he made it to thanksgiving
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today is probably like the Super Bowl for the fart fetish community
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
today is probably like the Super Bowl for the fart fetish community
Thrilled to report it's looking like the gays did in fact turn me gay
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Thrilled to report it's looking like the gays did in fact turn me gay
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the 29th prime minister of australia (a useless centrist who was done in by his own party) had his official portrait unveiled this week, and
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
the 29th prime minister of australia (a useless centrist who was done in by his own party) had his official portrait unveiled this week, and
Lmao that smash musical lasted two months? Good Christ
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Lmao that smash musical lasted two months? Good Christ
Ummm. A real mayor would be flying for free to Turkey??? BECAUSE IT'S THANKSGIVING
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Ummm. A real mayor would be flying for free to Turkey??? BECAUSE IT'S THANKSGIVING
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Happy Thanksgiving, America!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, America!
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he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
good fucking christ
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
good fucking christ
every scene in stranger things has the same shots
--close up on object in hand, pan out
--boring medium shot conversation about sci fi nonsense
--close up on what fake 80s bullshit will button up the scene
--cut between 2 and 3
--button with 80s bullshit
--close up on object in hand, pan out
--boring medium shot conversation about sci fi nonsense
--close up on what fake 80s bullshit will button up the scene
--cut between 2 and 3
--button with 80s bullshit
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
every scene in stranger things has the same shots
--close up on object in hand, pan out
--boring medium shot conversation about sci fi nonsense
--close up on what fake 80s bullshit will button up the scene
--cut between 2 and 3
--button with 80s bullshit
--close up on object in hand, pan out
--boring medium shot conversation about sci fi nonsense
--close up on what fake 80s bullshit will button up the scene
--cut between 2 and 3
--button with 80s bullshit
evil pies tonight
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
evil pies tonight
This is an evangelion angel
i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is an evangelion angel