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merritt @merrittk.com · 7h

40k Primarchs as 30 Rock Quotes

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merritt @merrittk.com · 7h

citizens of Nostramo:

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merritt @merrittk.com · Jul 21

they should let me write more marvel comics. i can be trusted with beloved characters like NFL SuperPro

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merritt @merrittk.com · 8d

introduced a new character in my comic today named Car Maiden who is an insane woman in a wedding dress that drunk-drives an indestructible 1960 Chrysler New Yorker convertible www.patreon.com/c/merrittk

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merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

i wrote an instruction manual for a fictional CD-i game where you play as an executive at a company that produces RC cars in the 90s 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/nerd...

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merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

this week on the Dogg Zzone i try to explain the early 90s tabletop game RIFTS and how a lunatic RPG writer from Detroit shaped my creative sensibilities

1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 1d

You can also watch @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @merrittk.com discuss RIFTS on our animated podcast. It's on YouTube and also sometimes mysteriously on your television, which you could have sworn you unplugged? youtu.be/ZmwaYxqeIYo

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 248, RIFTS with Merritt K

YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG

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merritt @merrittk.com · 8h

i really thought this would be my shit and it kind of is but the protagonist just screaming herself hoarse for half the runtime makes it one of the most grating movies i've ever seen

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merritt @merrittk.com · 8h

here's my review of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2: "Oh god! Oh god no! No! Please! Don't do it! Aah! God! No! Noo!!! Please!!! BLease! Dlont! Blont~! Dont! No! Nooaioaoo!! Oooaooa! Aaoooahshhh!!! Aieieieie!!!! PLEasese!! Beleshahese!!! ohsohaheosososo!!! God!!! Eee! !1 aoughhhh! aoooooga! lalpleae!"

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max schwartz @mightyatom.bsky.social · 2d

I had a good time with my friend!!!!! Meet a perfectly functional lesbian relationship!

Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 2d

Star Sword Nemesis is now available! Read about the most fashionable girl in a utopian collective of Trans-Neptunian Objects falling in love with her fencing instructor, the deadliest turncoat milf in all of space, feat. art by @mightyatom.bsky.social! loveconquersallgames.itch.io/star-sword-n...

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merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

its like the old saying goes, if you dont get everything done in one day you should give up. its obviously not going to happen

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merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

that isn't a "saying" it's an official saudi tourism slogan lmao

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merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

god just say you wanted the money www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

god RIFTS was so fucking stupid and incredible

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merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

the RIFTS character i played for years was a psychic superhero from Heroes Unlimited who arrived on Rifts Earth, got rich salvaging robots, went to Atlantis and became a supernatural creature with bat wings and Wolverine claws, then founded a mercenary group with his best friend, a giant talking bug

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merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

i just realized there's a pretty good chance that in 20 years people are going to be nostalgic for the shitty, glossy appearance of generative AI. there will be video filters that make you look like you were generated with a mid 2020s-era AI tool

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merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

i wrote an instruction manual for a fictional CD-i game where you play as an executive at a company that produces RC cars in the 90s 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/nerd...

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merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

this week on the Dogg Zzone i try to explain the early 90s tabletop game RIFTS and how a lunatic RPG writer from Detroit shaped my creative sensibilities

1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 1d

You can also watch @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @merrittk.com discuss RIFTS on our animated podcast. It's on YouTube and also sometimes mysteriously on your television, which you could have sworn you unplugged? youtu.be/ZmwaYxqeIYo

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 248, RIFTS with Merritt K

YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG

youtu.be

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antifa’s sleepiest soldier @emilydwarfield.bsky.social · 2d

…on Friday nights or something, and it’s like no, I have the kids every other Friday so just when I’m free, and it’s like ok, so you’re looking for a call girl, and it’s like no, I would never pay, and it’s like ok, you’re looking for a free call girl and you’re lonely 👌🏻

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antifa’s sleepiest soldier @emilydwarfield.bsky.social · 2d

It’s a male loneliness epidemic, but find a lonely man on a dating app and ask him if he’s looking for a relationship, and he’ll say no, just friends with benefits, so you say ok, like we go to the movies sometimes and also have sex and it’s like no, just sex, so you say ok, so we hook up…

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 2d

In this week's FREE article, @seemoreevil.bsky.social makes a friend! An AI friend. Yes, he bought one of those AI necklaces and wore it for comedy science. Everyone read his article and say thank you, or I'm sorry. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/upse...

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merritt @merrittk.com · 3d

does anyone need a sworn retainer. like a terrible instrument of your will who asks no questions and is more of a living weapon than a fully actualized human being

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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 2d

it's live, pal

bad bunny
joe is hungry
guy fieri
frankenstein
cracker barrel recipes
costco ceo
paula cooking (not a sad one)
tiny cruise ship room
megabonk maybe

John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 2d

Wake Up Honey, It’s Tuesday returns in one hour!!!!

twitch.tv/vgbees

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merritt @merrittk.com · 2d

mechsploitation this, mechsploitation that. we must retvrn to the original mecha

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merritt @merrittk.com · 2d

porn? uh yeah i watch porn, totally. i know all the guys. all their catch phrases. i love, um, dick yank. his entrance theme is beethoven's symphony no. 5

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