If You're Driving Close Your Eyes
@ifyouredriving.bsky.social
A comedy podcast that make you think where we navigate our chaotic world under a wet sun. listen: https://pod.link/1648903956 patreon: ifyouredriving.com
this week on the podcast, we all learn about the beauty of the human body, and all of the cool things that can happen to it! we're a medical history podcast
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January 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
this week on the podcast, we all learn about the beauty of the human body, and all of the cool things that can happen to it! we're a medical history podcast
pod.link/1648903956/e...
pod.link/1648903956/e...
Witness the birth of a Dark Yule-niverse shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
December 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Witness the birth of a Dark Yule-niverse shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
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hello. Fledgling Manor is on sale for 50% off right now. it makes a perfect holiday gift for the freak in your life. look around at your closest friends. if you dont see a freak, its you. get yourself something nice
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Save 50% on Fledgling Manor on Steam
A supernatural horror visual novel where vampires compete to save their eternal unlives in a high-stakes reality show.
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December 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
hello. Fledgling Manor is on sale for 50% off right now. it makes a perfect holiday gift for the freak in your life. look around at your closest friends. if you dont see a freak, its you. get yourself something nice
store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...
do yöu hæve any pødcasts on yúor phöne
December 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
do yöu hæve any pødcasts on yúor phöne
Hey. What's with the lamp
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Hey. What's with the lamp
hey @nikigrayson.com is back on the program and they didn't miss a beat
December 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
hey @nikigrayson.com is back on the program and they didn't miss a beat
that'll be $400 www.patreon.com/c/ifyouredri...
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
that'll be $400 www.patreon.com/c/ifyouredri...
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@ifyouredriving.bsky.social is pretty consistently the funniest podcast in my feed and i listen to a lot of podcasts. this episode featuring @merrittk.com, @floppyadult.com, and @brazyazn.bsky.social is NSFW for discussion of vienna sausages, bell peppers, and yoshi’s island.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
@ifyouredriving.bsky.social is pretty consistently the funniest podcast in my feed and i listen to a lot of podcasts. this episode featuring @merrittk.com, @floppyadult.com, and @brazyazn.bsky.social is NSFW for discussion of vienna sausages, bell peppers, and yoshi’s island.
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Michael's Milk
Just say "If You're Driving" to your local Denny's server and they will bring you a Michael's Milk on the house
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November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Michael's Milk
Just say "If You're Driving" to your local Denny's server and they will bring you a Michael's Milk on the house
patreon.com/ifyouredriving
patreon.com/ifyouredriving
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just say "If You're Driving" to your local Denny's server and they will bring you a Michael's Milk on the house
patreon.com/ifyouredriving
patreon.com/ifyouredriving
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Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog
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as if there was any doubt, @brazyazn.bsky.social is a man of culture
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
as if there was any doubt, @brazyazn.bsky.social is a man of culture
November 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If you're not a member of our Patreon you're missing out on weekly bonus episodes where we do stuff like invent a new, R-rated version of Is It Cake patreon.com/ifyouredriving
October 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If you're not a member of our Patreon you're missing out on weekly bonus episodes where we do stuff like invent a new, R-rated version of Is It Cake patreon.com/ifyouredriving
Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog
Hey what's that other John Lennon song? You know the one.
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hey what's that other John Lennon song? You know the one.
We've got not one, not two, but THREE Scam Text Theatres in today's episode shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
Sorkin My Peanits | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
feat. Scam Text Theater!
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October 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
We've got not one, not two, but THREE Scam Text Theatres in today's episode shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
We forgot to do our 9/11 Never Forget special but it's up now! We revisit some of our favorite bits from the last year shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
9/11 Never Forget Special 2 | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
we forgot
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September 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
We forgot to do our 9/11 Never Forget special but it's up now! We revisit some of our favorite bits from the last year shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
Please don't tell anyone how merritt lives, breakfast-wise patreon.com/ifyouredriving
September 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Please don't tell anyone how merritt lives, breakfast-wise patreon.com/ifyouredriving
Which appliance sounds drive you completely insane like John in this week's episode?
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September 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Which appliance sounds drive you completely insane like John in this week's episode?
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patreon.com/ifyouredriving
what if when you died you got a killcam of the person or thing that got you and before you could wonder what it meant or if there really was an afterlife the lights just went out forever shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
CloneFL | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
⚠️ COWS ⚠️
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August 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
what if when you died you got a killcam of the person or thing that got you and before you could wonder what it meant or if there really was an afterlife the lights just went out forever shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
this week, we invent a new sports league to test the impact of nature vs nurture. welcome to the CloneFL shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
CloneFL | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
⚠️ COWS ⚠️
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August 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
this week, we invent a new sports league to test the impact of nature vs nurture. welcome to the CloneFL shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
peetah. peetah its me. your wife, lois. dont you remember me? peetah
August 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
peetah. peetah its me. your wife, lois. dont you remember me? peetah