merritt
@merrittk.com
Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social
how has it been 10 years? fuck, man. party bottom forever
January 15, 2026 at 1:26 AM
how has it been 10 years? fuck, man. party bottom forever
i wrote about burger madness
January 15, 2026 at 1:06 AM
i wrote about burger madness
let's all celebrate scott adamses life by watching the real episode of dilbert where dilbert gets pranget
January 14, 2026 at 2:13 AM
let's all celebrate scott adamses life by watching the real episode of dilbert where dilbert gets pranget
90s kids are going to love this
January 12, 2026 at 3:43 AM
90s kids are going to love this
COLD WAR 2 :
international law is a fuck
United States of Western Hemisphere
Versus
the New Middle Kingdom
we manufacturing consent up in this bitch, problem?
international law is a fuck
United States of Western Hemisphere
Versus
the New Middle Kingdom
we manufacturing consent up in this bitch, problem?
January 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
COLD WAR 2 :
international law is a fuck
United States of Western Hemisphere
Versus
the New Middle Kingdom
we manufacturing consent up in this bitch, problem?
international law is a fuck
United States of Western Hemisphere
Versus
the New Middle Kingdom
we manufacturing consent up in this bitch, problem?
hello there is a 50% deal on my patreon right now for both monthly and annual memberships. i'm posting a serialized comic on there that people seem to like. please consider checking it out patreon.com/merrittk
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 AM
hello there is a 50% deal on my patreon right now for both monthly and annual memberships. i'm posting a serialized comic on there that people seem to like. please consider checking it out patreon.com/merrittk
squeezed in a few more boys before the end of the year
December 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
squeezed in a few more boys before the end of the year
my favorite things this year
December 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
my favorite things this year
we took pictures before and after telling this woman that she was getting Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass tickets for Christmas
December 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
we took pictures before and after telling this woman that she was getting Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass tickets for Christmas
i urge you not to read this
December 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i urge you not to read this
maybe the worst thing i've ever written is now free to read 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/upse...
December 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
maybe the worst thing i've ever written is now free to read 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/upse...
art vs artist. theyre going to kill me. its like gullivers travels up in here. these liliputians are kicking my fucking ass
December 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
art vs artist. theyre going to kill me. its like gullivers travels up in here. these liliputians are kicking my fucking ass
read my comic www.patreon.com/merrittk
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
read my comic www.patreon.com/merrittk
finished the book early but realized i actually love being offline. considering getting off social media entirely. come join my discord through my patreon if you want to hang on there. otherwise i'll see you when i see you ✌️ patreon.com/merrittk
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
finished the book early but realized i actually love being offline. considering getting off social media entirely. come join my discord through my patreon if you want to hang on there. otherwise i'll see you when i see you ✌️ patreon.com/merrittk