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Danny Heifetz

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Host of The Ringer Fantasy Football Show. Staff Writer at The Ringer & Spotify

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colleenwolfe.bsky.social @colleenwolfe.bsky.social · 1d

This day of sports can go straight to hell and burn forever

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 1d

Get the eagles in this shit

ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 1d

Bacchanal, by Nicolas Poussin, 1624
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figure it worked because of the composition but also the ‘scapegoat’ being dragged off

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 1d

Daboll has no sense of self preservation for his QB muses

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 1d

Philly weekend starter pack

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 1d

Philly weekend starter pack

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 1d

CORDALE MOTHERFUCKING FLOTT

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 1d

Update: Cam Skattebo is Ajax. Would follow him into war. Would invade nations with him.

Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t tell if the Giants winning at halftime means the Giants are better than I thought or the Eagles are worse

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t tell if the Giants winning at halftime means the Giants are better than I thought or the Eagles are worse

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 1d

It’s fine I didn’t even care if the Giants won anyway

Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 1d

Be still my beating heart

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 5d

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 1d

I was not emotionally prepared to win this game

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think the giants have been up 11 on the eagles in a decade

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 1d

Be still my beating heart

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 2d

Yellow Glove King

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Paul Brown is rolling over in his grave.

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 3d

wait did anyone lose because of this?

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 4d

nevermind

Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 4d

The ball is magnetically repelled from the goal line for the Jaguars

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 4d

The ball is magnetically repelled from the goal line for the Jaguars

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 5d

How on earth was that not grounding on Maye

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 5d

PUT A CAMERA ON THE GOAL LINE

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 5d

Yankees only need a touchdown and a field goal, winnable game

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 5d

2 Octopuses 1 day

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 5d

A.J. Brown’s season in one picture

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 5d

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