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Jess-Icabod Zellers

@stellagarp.bsky.social

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Jessica is an editor for hire: https://bluemanuscript.com. Stella is her unpublished pseudonym. Currently in the Twin Cities but dreaming of someplace colder than Minnesota. Coming soon to a burlesque stage near you. She/they.

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · May 4

✅ Daily Far Side cartoon with boutique captions
✅ Anagrams
✅ Writing, editing, books
✅ Thoughtful essays in convenient skeet form
✅ Fashion
✅ Fitness, dance, yoga
✅ Dog photos
✅ Cooking photos
✅ Progressive politics
✅ I’m nice
✅ sometimes I take off my clothes

AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · May 3

Why do people even follow you?

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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 3h

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 2h

I want to write my little words while the house cleans itself

Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 3h

I am sorry for the circumstances, but that photo is adorable. Her blep. My goodness.

Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 3h

Not even if I stir it into yogurt?

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 3h

okay do you remember that lemon curd from yesterday

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 4h

We cannot let it go unpunished. When these fascist fuckfaces lose power, and they will, we need to hold ICE accountable. There is a time for forgiveness, but the wake of crimes against humanity is not it. We let the confederate traitors off the hook after the Civil War, and look how that played out.

Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5d

"Abolish ICE" left the stable a long time ago. They need to be tried in a special court.

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 4h

YOLO

Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 4h

absolutely vibing on the social isolation and feelings of unbelonging, we are

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 4h

I have a similar psychic ease

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 4h

he is so good at setting.

Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 4h

That's one I haven't read. Adding to my TBR.

Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 4h

It is just so good

Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5h

He's best known for his fiction, but I adore Travels with Charley. Travelogue about driving around the country with his poodle.

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5h

I really like the before and I really like the after

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5h

🧐

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5h

That's excellent, especially the not falling part

Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5h

@apearlma.bsky.social your attention plz

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5h

Beast of Eden

Casey Stegman @caseystegman.com · 14h

Your Spooky Season reminder that John Steinbeck has a shunned werewolf novel

www.theguardian.com/books/2021/m...

John Steinbeck’s estate urged to let the world read his shunned werewolf novel

Rejected and hidden away since 1930, an early murder mystery by the Nobel-winning author is ‘an incredible find’

www.theguardian.com

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 6h

What's Lyra, you may be wondering? So glad you asked

Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · Aug 12

I did a move tonight I don’t think I’ve tried before. It’s near the beginning—a backbend where I go horizontal and the hoop does too.

Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 6h

Some of us from my aerial studio are flying to live music tomorrow evening at Lush in Minneapolis. I am the least experienced of the performers, but hopefully no one will care since I'll be removing my clothes.

Tickets still available for my Lyra burlesque: lushmpls.com/events/fly-f...

FLY FREAKS (18+) - LUSH

Fly Freaks, Ameen Taahir, Gym Kang, T.O.D.D., and Rodney Patrick Fair at our next live show at LUSH. Witness over 20 aerialists grooving to the luscious sounds of local music superstars!

lushmpls.com

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 6h

so many people here, me included, will cheer you on

Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 6h

that wasn't a double entendre, surely

Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 6h

Wes cheats really hard (by working out so much)

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 6h

you just get the flannel and I promise we will say nice things about your arms

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 6h

unsolicited realpolitik pic

Zbigniew Brzezinski, United States national security advisor to Jimmy Carter.