Jessica Zellers
@stellagarp.bsky.social
Jessica is an editor for hire: https://bluemanuscript.com. Stella is her unpublished pseudonym. In the Twin Cities but dreaming of someplace colder than Minnesota. She/they.
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Pinned
No more work this week! 1 like = 1 piece of Jessica lore
Coming up on the one-year anniversary of this first post, which inspired me to write a memoir. I'll pin it again for awhile. There have been significant updates since I wrote it, but this is still a good way to get to know me.
If you want to share in witnessing:
Monarca Update!
Federal agents have shifted their operation to 608 Maryland Ave E, Saint Paul MN 55117
11/25/25 11:00am
Upstander Legal Observers needed
Monarca Update!
Federal agents have shifted their operation to 608 Maryland Ave E, Saint Paul MN 55117
11/25/25 11:00am
Upstander Legal Observers needed
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If you want to share in witnessing:
Monarca Update!
Federal agents have shifted their operation to 608 Maryland Ave E, Saint Paul MN 55117
11/25/25 11:00am
Upstander Legal Observers needed
Monarca Update!
Federal agents have shifted their operation to 608 Maryland Ave E, Saint Paul MN 55117
11/25/25 11:00am
Upstander Legal Observers needed
I responded to a call to be a legal witness at an ICE raid and Jesus
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I responded to a call to be a legal witness at an ICE raid and Jesus
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Folks, it’s ok to let people have a little snow panic, as a treat
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Folks, it’s ok to let people have a little snow panic, as a treat
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Jesus Christ, Vanity Fair, stop trying to make felch happen.
I regret to inform you there is more Olivia Newzzi: the print VF will feature a nude portrait by artist Isabelle Brourman that is also destined for Art Basel Miami Beach. Notably, its inclusion appears be a surprise to VF staff. VF looking worse and worse here. www.artnews.com/art-news/new...
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Jesus Christ, Vanity Fair, stop trying to make felch happen.
And why not? We all deserve to feel pretty.
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
And why not? We all deserve to feel pretty.
I am up to my eyebrows in work projects, and if I do not soon get an hour to chill with a logic puzzle I will need a good defense lawyer, so I'm skipping this week's book talk. Americans, I expect you to read a book over Thanksgiving and come prepared to tell me about it next week.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I am up to my eyebrows in work projects, and if I do not soon get an hour to chill with a logic puzzle I will need a good defense lawyer, so I'm skipping this week's book talk. Americans, I expect you to read a book over Thanksgiving and come prepared to tell me about it next week.
I made dinner. Penne, pork, onions, mushrooms, green pepper, tomatoes, mozzarella, herbed goat cheese, olive oil, seasoning, spinach, and sherry.
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I made dinner. Penne, pork, onions, mushrooms, green pepper, tomatoes, mozzarella, herbed goat cheese, olive oil, seasoning, spinach, and sherry.
How about we make dinner
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
How about we make dinner
top 15%
it's absurd I don't have a boyfriend. Hope we're all agreed on that now.
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
top 15%
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
so what kind of a market is there for tuba smut do we reckon
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
so what kind of a market is there for tuba smut do we reckon
Longtime followers may recall this story. New folks, brace yourselves for a tale of horror:
One time I was shopping in Piggly Wiggly in Waupaca, Wisconsin and "In the Air Tonight" came on over the loudspeakers, only the sound quality was terrible and you couldn't hear the drums in the middle.
One time I was shopping in Piggly Wiggly in Waupaca, Wisconsin and "In the Air Tonight" came on over the loudspeakers, only the sound quality was terrible and you couldn't hear the drums in the middle.
In the Air Tonight (2015 Remaster)
YouTube video by Phil Collins - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Longtime followers may recall this story. New folks, brace yourselves for a tale of horror:
One time I was shopping in Piggly Wiggly in Waupaca, Wisconsin and "In the Air Tonight" came on over the loudspeakers, only the sound quality was terrible and you couldn't hear the drums in the middle.
One time I was shopping in Piggly Wiggly in Waupaca, Wisconsin and "In the Air Tonight" came on over the loudspeakers, only the sound quality was terrible and you couldn't hear the drums in the middle.
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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A spirited Mavis Staples cover of Tom Waits‘s “Chicago” gives @robertloerzel.bsky.social reason to muse on music, migration, and our city.
Maybe Things Will Be Better in Chicago
A spirited Mavis Staples cover of Tom Waits‘s “Chicago” gives us reason to muse on music, migration, and our city.
buff.ly
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
A spirited Mavis Staples cover of Tom Waits‘s “Chicago” gives @robertloerzel.bsky.social reason to muse on music, migration, and our city.
who has two thumbs and just picked up her fiftieth OnlyFans subscriber
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
who has two thumbs and just picked up her fiftieth OnlyFans subscriber
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making a menu of custom experiences I offer and I just had an idea for something called Naughty Edit. It's a way to combine my editing work with my OnlyFans work.
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
making a menu of custom experiences I offer and I just had an idea for something called Naughty Edit. It's a way to combine my editing work with my OnlyFans work.
I received a new manuscript to copyedit today. It's political science about Guinea and Sierra Leone. I know I can count on all of you to be as enthusiastic about this project as you are about the smut project. *stares at everyone*
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I received a new manuscript to copyedit today. It's political science about Guinea and Sierra Leone. I know I can count on all of you to be as enthusiastic about this project as you are about the smut project. *stares at everyone*
1. I liked books and systems and helping people, so I became a librarian. Only white supremacists chased me out, so...
2. I reinvented myself as an editor. But also, since my luck with men is awful, I...
3. Became an erotic dancer. WHICH DID NOT IMPROVE MY LUCK.
4. So now I'm a pornographer.
2. I reinvented myself as an editor. But also, since my luck with men is awful, I...
3. Became an erotic dancer. WHICH DID NOT IMPROVE MY LUCK.
4. So now I'm a pornographer.
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
1. I liked books and systems and helping people, so I became a librarian. Only white supremacists chased me out, so...
2. I reinvented myself as an editor. But also, since my luck with men is awful, I...
3. Became an erotic dancer. WHICH DID NOT IMPROVE MY LUCK.
4. So now I'm a pornographer.
2. I reinvented myself as an editor. But also, since my luck with men is awful, I...
3. Became an erotic dancer. WHICH DID NOT IMPROVE MY LUCK.
4. So now I'm a pornographer.
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PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
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please take care & remember:
diet culture is a form of fascism.
they want you to self-hate - easy to control & influence
they want you physically weak - struggling to think, can’t fight back
they want you categorizing the worth of others by size - primed to hate in so many ways
don’t give in 🖤.
diet culture is a form of fascism.
they want you to self-hate - easy to control & influence
they want you physically weak - struggling to think, can’t fight back
they want you categorizing the worth of others by size - primed to hate in so many ways
don’t give in 🖤.
EDs/heroin chic is back in fashion globally, as an elder millennial that lived through this all before take care of yourselves out there. Maybe enjoy music without the visuals or just start clicking away from all scary-thin pics the algo is serving up to everyone.
Take care of yourselves 🤍
Take care of yourselves 🤍
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
please take care & remember:
diet culture is a form of fascism.
they want you to self-hate - easy to control & influence
they want you physically weak - struggling to think, can’t fight back
they want you categorizing the worth of others by size - primed to hate in so many ways
don’t give in 🖤.
diet culture is a form of fascism.
they want you to self-hate - easy to control & influence
they want you physically weak - struggling to think, can’t fight back
they want you categorizing the worth of others by size - primed to hate in so many ways
don’t give in 🖤.
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"I love it when you call me Big Papa"
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"I love it when you call me Big Papa"
About those candied cranberries —
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
About those candied cranberries —
To the person who signed up as Biff Ruffino long enough to toss me $10 for my OnlyFans subscription before immediately canceling: Thank you for your support.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
To the person who signed up as Biff Ruffino long enough to toss me $10 for my OnlyFans subscription before immediately canceling: Thank you for your support.
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November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM