Jess-Icabod Zellers
@stellagarp.bsky.social
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Jessica is an editor for hire: https://bluemanuscript.com. Stella is her unpublished pseudonym. Currently in the Twin Cities but dreaming of someplace colder than Minnesota. Coming soon to a burlesque stage near you. She/they.
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✅ Daily Far Side cartoon with boutique captions
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✅ Writing, editing, books
✅ Thoughtful essays in convenient skeet form
✅ Fashion
✅ Fitness, dance, yoga
✅ Dog photos
✅ Cooking photos
✅ Progressive politics
✅ I’m nice
✅ sometimes I take off my clothes
anna-molly.bsky.social
Why do people even follow you?
stellagarp.bsky.social
while I have exquisite musical taste 💅, I'm the first to admit I don't have breadth of knowledge.. When I was trying to think of who else besides Tom was good at lyrics, most of the artists I thought of were dead. There's so much contemporary and recent music I'm unaware of.
stellagarp.bsky.social
I just looked him up, having never heard of him. I'll swap you this guy for Techno Viking.
stellagarp.bsky.social
I knew you would support me on this
stellagarp.bsky.social
Tom Waits
rebelmusicteach.bsky.social
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
stellagarp.bsky.social
I moved to one of the red parts. This was a mistake.
stellagarp.bsky.social
All the time. It’s incessant.
stellagarp.bsky.social
More and more, I believe that artist endeavors aren't about the end result. Or not only. For the artist, it's also about practicing the art, about expressing the self.
stellagarp.bsky.social
Goblin and Gremlin, both long since departed. They were wicked girls and I loved them so much.
The prettiest tortie cat ever next to the prettiest black cat ever.
stellagarp.bsky.social
these two look so similar to the two cats I had 15 years ago. Let me find photo, hold on--
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
a high armhole allows for freer and more comfortable movement
Joey Mannarino in a dark brown tailored jacket. The low armhole is causing his jacket to lift. Someone in an inflatable frog costume. The high armhole allows them to raise their arm without disturbing the rest of the garment
stellagarp.bsky.social
Reposting with alt text and to go on the record as saying I share this perspective on generative AI
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
stellagarp.bsky.social
Thank you. It's wild how different bodies have different strengths. My core didn't complain about this one at all but my forearms were killing me.
stellagarp.bsky.social
let the bodies keep the score
let the bodies keep the score
let the bodies keep the score
let the bodies keep the

SCORE
stellagarp.bsky.social
hell yes, chronic debilitating conditions! 🎉
stellagarp.bsky.social
I can't imagine trying to pole dance with any of those injuries. It's hard enough without injuries. Also: thank you!
stellagarp.bsky.social
Okay this is terrific news. Resuming my customary levels of despair now.
stellagarp.bsky.social
I posted cradle (knees pulled into my chest) to apprentice (legs extended) in spin pole last week and I’m posting it again this week because it’s a combo I can do. That split grip, with one hand high, one hand low, is not easy.
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michellestodden.bsky.social
Early morning walk, Hedges Creek Wetlands in Tualatin, OR
Heron hanging out in the wetlands Green wetlands and a bird flying Green wetlands and a tree with golden leaves Greet wetlands
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apearlma.bsky.social
part of the Posse Comey Status Act
stellagarp.bsky.social
I read the comments before I clicked through to see the logo and yikes