Jorge Escalante
@escalante.bsky.social
NOLA born/San Antonio living. The internet’s only ULM fan. 2012 Corporate Foosball Champ. Compliance Dir. for Channel 6, Comissioner of a certain CFB Committee
Off to go mod the Fullcast subreddit and approve all the Night Ham posts.
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Off to go mod the Fullcast subreddit and approve all the Night Ham posts.
This has lived in my brain since Tuesday night. It’s never leaving.
WALKING IN MEMMMMPHUSSS
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This has lived in my brain since Tuesday night. It’s never leaving.
Turkey is off the smoker 45 mins later than hoped. Funny thing is the in-laws wanted me to smoke the turkey but still wanted to host Thanksgiving. So now it’s resting and I still need to carve it and drive it over (15-20 min) to them.
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Turkey is off the smoker 45 mins later than hoped. Funny thing is the in-laws wanted me to smoke the turkey but still wanted to host Thanksgiving. So now it’s resting and I still need to carve it and drive it over (15-20 min) to them.
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
May fall behind the 2:30 pm goal but hey it was an 18 1/2 pound bird.
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
May fall behind the 2:30 pm goal but hey it was an 18 1/2 pound bird.
Oh we smoking now.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Oh we smoking now.
Love spying on my turkey. Also that estimated time is way off! Maybe 2 hours to go on the smoke.
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Love spying on my turkey. Also that estimated time is way off! Maybe 2 hours to go on the smoke.
Hooray our Football coach doesn’t have to be Athletic Director anymore.
Who is the new AD?
*sighs*
Who is the new AD?
*sighs*
SOURCE: UL-Monroe is expected to name SJ Tuohy as its next athletic director, @theathletic.com has learned.
Tuohy (yes, the kid from The Blind Side) is currently a deputy AD at Oral Roberts and previously worked his way up at UCF, Arkansas, SMU and Liberty.
Tuohy (yes, the kid from The Blind Side) is currently a deputy AD at Oral Roberts and previously worked his way up at UCF, Arkansas, SMU and Liberty.
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Hooray our Football coach doesn’t have to be Athletic Director anymore.
Who is the new AD?
*sighs*
Who is the new AD?
*sighs*
You’re not going to guess how she pronounced Memphis.
Did you know Cher make a “Walking in Memphis” cover. The way she says Memphis is killing me. youtu.be/gOJTKpzqk6M?...
Cher - Walking In Memphis [Director's Cut] (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by Cher
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You’re not going to guess how she pronounced Memphis.
The Cajun BBQ bird awaits the brine to cool down.
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Cajun BBQ bird awaits the brine to cool down.
Currently playing Walking in Memphis here due to last night’s podcast recording. Not Cher’s version though.
It’s completely normal to play “Sirius” while starting the turkey brine, right?
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Currently playing Walking in Memphis here due to last night’s podcast recording. Not Cher’s version though.
Had a dream that Penn State hired the Ferris State head coach.
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Had a dream that Penn State hired the Ferris State head coach.
Did you know Cher make a “Walking in Memphis” cover. The way she says Memphis is killing me. youtu.be/gOJTKpzqk6M?...
Cher - Walking In Memphis [Director's Cut] (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by Cher
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Did you know Cher make a “Walking in Memphis” cover. The way she says Memphis is killing me. youtu.be/gOJTKpzqk6M?...
Can’t wait to bring my turkey with the Bird Baptism brine.
Take me to (meat) Church.
Take me to (meat) Church.
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Can’t wait to bring my turkey with the Bird Baptism brine.
Take me to (meat) Church.
Take me to (meat) Church.
Reposted by Jorge Escalante
We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Sex
Pizza
Butter??? 🧈
Pizza
Butter??? 🧈
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Sex
Pizza
Butter??? 🧈
Pizza
Butter??? 🧈
Fucking hell man
The Saints are hosting a kicker tryout and former Pro Bowler Justin Tucker is among those invited, per me and Mike Garafolo
This is his first workout since being suspended 10 games by the NFL for violating the personal conduct policy.
This is his first workout since being suspended 10 games by the NFL for violating the personal conduct policy.
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Fucking hell man
Never been a been a fan of ham in this form. I love a ham sandwich but this type of ham was never in my family growing up and my current family doesn’t like it either. Also, never had green bean casserole either, we just had normal green beans by themselves.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Never been a been a fan of ham in this form. I love a ham sandwich but this type of ham was never in my family growing up and my current family doesn’t like it either. Also, never had green bean casserole either, we just had normal green beans by themselves.
I 4-1 really enjoyed that Arsenal win.
Fulltime. 4-1.
Smashed 'em.
North London is RED.
Smashed 'em.
North London is RED.
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I 4-1 really enjoyed that Arsenal win.
Yeah my near 3 year old has hand foot mouth. This is not going to be fun.
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Yeah my near 3 year old has hand foot mouth. This is not going to be fun.
I’m so bummed the film cartridge jammed. We had a touchdown and a field goal on it. So much more. At least we got this and did an appropriate soundtrack for it.
When Commish (@escalante.bsky.social) and Big Sky Brigit (@brigit.bsky.social) went to the Kibbie Dome, Brigit took her Super 8 camera. Only one video saved on the file from the trip, so we thought we'd provide the proper soundtrack to this surviving video.
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’m so bummed the film cartridge jammed. We had a touchdown and a field goal on it. So much more. At least we got this and did an appropriate soundtrack for it.