Damnit Janet
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
In my napping era
Scottish and Queer | she/her
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Scottish and Queer | she/her
My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
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Damnit Janet
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
· Dec 13
If someone tells you you're an absolute godsend, remember they may mean like a plague
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Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
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i used to be against ai but then i saw that charlie kirk tribute concert and now i'm also against digital video
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
i used to be against ai but then i saw that charlie kirk tribute concert and now i'm also against digital video
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delighted to announce that, after years of research, my team of scientists has successfully reversed ageing!
it’s “gniega”
it’s “gniega”
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
delighted to announce that, after years of research, my team of scientists has successfully reversed ageing!
it’s “gniega”
it’s “gniega”
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me, on a horse: hey does anyone know how I got on this thing
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
me, on a horse: hey does anyone know how I got on this thing
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In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
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Just look at this fucking goober 😍
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just look at this fucking goober 😍
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told a dude I had therapy yesterday and he asked therapy for what and I was so caught off guard I said, “my brain”
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
told a dude I had therapy yesterday and he asked therapy for what and I was so caught off guard I said, “my brain”
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Harry Potter and the bidet of fire
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Harry Potter and the bidet of fire
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She asked how my DIY project was going. I said "been better" and inadvertently fired my mouthful of nails at her.
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
She asked how my DIY project was going. I said "been better" and inadvertently fired my mouthful of nails at her.
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When you slick your hair back at night to be dark and late nitey but your cowlick is naturally against casual lite spelling
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
When you slick your hair back at night to be dark and late nitey but your cowlick is naturally against casual lite spelling
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"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"
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DEPLOY THE BOY
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
DEPLOY THE BOY
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My trans agenda is a nice little Lisa Frank number where I keep all my important trans dates.
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
My trans agenda is a nice little Lisa Frank number where I keep all my important trans dates.
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you can lead the cybertruck to water but can you make it drink?
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
you can lead the cybertruck to water but can you make it drink?
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The CIA made me memorize the alphabet with my mind. MKLmnop. But seriously why is there a literal street of sesame on the 1 2 3 dollar bill
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The CIA made me memorize the alphabet with my mind. MKLmnop. But seriously why is there a literal street of sesame on the 1 2 3 dollar bill
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If you wear jeans to hang around the house, I wanna know who hurt you, who caused you trauma & pain, coz I’m gonna fuck them up for makin you do sucha thing
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If you wear jeans to hang around the house, I wanna know who hurt you, who caused you trauma & pain, coz I’m gonna fuck them up for makin you do sucha thing
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shark: *smirking* no hablo inglés
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
shark: *smirking* no hablo inglés
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A dating app that only shows their latest Spotify playlist and bank account balance.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
A dating app that only shows their latest Spotify playlist and bank account balance.
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one time i spent 12 weeks gaining the trust of a squirrel & when i was finally able to get close enough to its ear i whispered, “i don’t even know how your kind got on that ark.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
one time i spent 12 weeks gaining the trust of a squirrel & when i was finally able to get close enough to its ear i whispered, “i don’t even know how your kind got on that ark.”
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Shut up and chew your multivitamin, Kevin.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Shut up and chew your multivitamin, Kevin.
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Happy "weekend where I dont have to spend time with my problematic family" to my fellow non Americans
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Happy "weekend where I dont have to spend time with my problematic family" to my fellow non Americans
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*asking a homie at the gym to spot me while I bench press just the bar*
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
*asking a homie at the gym to spot me while I bench press just the bar*
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I'm beginning to think I'll never find a giant x on the ground marking the spot to buried treasure
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm beginning to think I'll never find a giant x on the ground marking the spot to buried treasure
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OLD 1920’S PLAYWRIGHT: and there is a french character named (leans in for effect) jacques bouillabaisse
HIS SUPPORTIVE FRIEND: omg hahahaha no way bro that is FIRE
HIS SUPPORTIVE FRIEND: omg hahahaha no way bro that is FIRE
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
OLD 1920’S PLAYWRIGHT: and there is a french character named (leans in for effect) jacques bouillabaisse
HIS SUPPORTIVE FRIEND: omg hahahaha no way bro that is FIRE
HIS SUPPORTIVE FRIEND: omg hahahaha no way bro that is FIRE