Ed Morrish
@edmorrish.bsky.social
Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social
My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
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Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
head joiner: hey, did anyone see those door frames we prepped?
fred ’sonic’ smith: uhhhhhh boss,
fred ’sonic’ smith: uhhhhhh boss,
January 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
head joiner: hey, did anyone see those door frames we prepped?
fred ’sonic’ smith: uhhhhhh boss,
fred ’sonic’ smith: uhhhhhh boss,
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Dating prerequisite: must have teeth
January 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Dating prerequisite: must have teeth
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a sextant and a sex tent are two different things so make sure to clarify before ordering
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
a sextant and a sex tent are two different things so make sure to clarify before ordering
turns out if you put on a long black coat and walk into cupboard in a church, people will just tell you some pretty wild shit
January 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
turns out if you put on a long black coat and walk into cupboard in a church, people will just tell you some pretty wild shit
trump shows he is willing to eschew toilet norms by boldly shitting in his pants; how should europe react?
January 9, 2026 at 6:47 PM
trump shows he is willing to eschew toilet norms by boldly shitting in his pants; how should europe react?
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Charlie: thank you so much! I'm gonna call it Chaz Bucket's Chocolate Fuck Hut
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
May 5, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Charlie: thank you so much! I'm gonna call it Chaz Bucket's Chocolate Fuck Hut
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
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If you've got 15min to spare you can listen to the comedy history show i co-wrote/co-produced/am in a little bit. It's kiddie friendly, available worldwide, there's 15 episodes, here's one about the brontes! www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
You're Dead to Me - Dead Funny History - The Brontës - BBC Sounds
Tragedy and triumph in the Brontë story.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 9, 2026 at 2:26 PM
If you've got 15min to spare you can listen to the comedy history show i co-wrote/co-produced/am in a little bit. It's kiddie friendly, available worldwide, there's 15 episodes, here's one about the brontes! www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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I DO NOT LIKE THE CONE
December 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I DO NOT LIKE THE CONE
please give our silly, satirical, improvised topical character comedy a listen, it's only 37 minutes long and has jokes in it
NonCensored doesn’t just break news to our listeners, we also - apparently - break news to the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain And Northern Ireland, Sir Keir Starmer.
NonCensored: improvised topical character comedy, out now!
podfollow.com/NonCensored
NonCensored: improvised topical character comedy, out now!
podfollow.com/NonCensored
January 9, 2026 at 1:54 PM
please give our silly, satirical, improvised topical character comedy a listen, it's only 37 minutes long and has jokes in it
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NonCensored doesn’t just break news to our listeners, we also - apparently - break news to the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain And Northern Ireland, Sir Keir Starmer.
NonCensored: improvised topical character comedy, out now!
podfollow.com/NonCensored
NonCensored: improvised topical character comedy, out now!
podfollow.com/NonCensored
January 9, 2026 at 1:52 PM
NonCensored doesn’t just break news to our listeners, we also - apparently - break news to the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain And Northern Ireland, Sir Keir Starmer.
NonCensored: improvised topical character comedy, out now!
podfollow.com/NonCensored
NonCensored: improvised topical character comedy, out now!
podfollow.com/NonCensored
the traitors has pulled the same simple trick taskmaster did - keeping the same contestants on every week instead of changing them show to show allows the audience to build relationships with them and invest in them. compared to eg have i got news for you appearances, it's a very effective tactic
January 9, 2026 at 1:03 PM
the traitors has pulled the same simple trick taskmaster did - keeping the same contestants on every week instead of changing them show to show allows the audience to build relationships with them and invest in them. compared to eg have i got news for you appearances, it's a very effective tactic
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interviewer: hello-
me: please do not look into my social media presence
me: please do not look into my social media presence
January 9, 2026 at 12:35 PM
interviewer: hello-
me: please do not look into my social media presence
me: please do not look into my social media presence
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at this point, unless I'm told otherwise i just assume all big companies are owned by the same guy
January 9, 2026 at 9:17 AM
at this point, unless I'm told otherwise i just assume all big companies are owned by the same guy
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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wow really helpful, thank you new york times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
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Actually, serial killers who put their brutal deeds behind a paywall are discriminating against those who can't afford it.
January 9, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Actually, serial killers who put their brutal deeds behind a paywall are discriminating against those who can't afford it.
good news, ian brady has promised to stop killing children except for paying subscribers, so that's that matter dealt with
January 9, 2026 at 10:09 AM
good news, ian brady has promised to stop killing children except for paying subscribers, so that's that matter dealt with
without revealing your age, get off the internet
January 9, 2026 at 10:02 AM
without revealing your age, get off the internet
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An upsetting question I have this morning is whether the transparent absurdity of the White House's denials that ICE agents are quite simply killing people in plain sight is something else they learned from Putin after, e.g., the Salisbury poisoning or another oligarch falling out of a window.
January 9, 2026 at 9:35 AM
An upsetting question I have this morning is whether the transparent absurdity of the White House's denials that ICE agents are quite simply killing people in plain sight is something else they learned from Putin after, e.g., the Salisbury poisoning or another oligarch falling out of a window.
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Final Fantasy XIV is better than Rick and Morty.
January 9, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Final Fantasy XIV is better than Rick and Morty.
now the technology is only available to a closed circle of paid users
a “closed circle” is also known as “a ring”
a “closed circle” is also known as “a ring”
Now only paying subscribers can make violent non-consenual sexual imagery of women and children -
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery
X to limit editing function to paying subscribers after platform threatened with fines and regulatory action
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 9:29 AM
now the technology is only available to a closed circle of paid users
a “closed circle” is also known as “a ring”
a “closed circle” is also known as “a ring”
Relax, Liberals; My Subeditor Isn’t Going To Give This Column A Headline That Starts With “Relax, Liberals”
January 9, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Relax, Liberals; My Subeditor Isn’t Going To Give This Column A Headline That Starts With “Relax, Liberals”