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Ed Morrish
@edmorrish.bsky.social
Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social

My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
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Unlike Disneyland, no one at River Side Casino is going to stop you from having sex in the fountain
January 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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Implant microchips in the scruffs of their necks like cats.
January 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
cover all the footballers in pingpong balls like andy serkis filming gollum and let computers work out who’s offside #thefootball
January 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
“has there ever been a meatier hog?”
January 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
[checks calendar] well this is earlier than i expected
January 13, 2026 at 9:20 PM
you’re not beating the allegations here, brutus
January 13, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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Dentist: have you been flossing?

Me: why do we play this game?
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
vaxxed?
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
i got told that MY blood pressure was “extraordinary”!

and then for some reason they added “ly high”, and said i should probably go to hospital instead of - as i was at the time of this call - driving to wales
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Funny how “most divorced woman ever” and “most divorced man ever” have such diametrically opposed energies
January 13, 2026 at 8:23 PM
how many moles do you think it would it take to undermine the structural integrity of an airport runway?

follow-up question: is “releasing moles into the wild” a criminal offence?
January 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
peep show series two episode two was broadcast on the 19th november 2004
January 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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leftist plan to increase the birthrate:

- universal health care
- free child care
- better paid family leave
- better workforce protections so they can't lay you off while you're pregnant and be like "no it was for something else i swear"

ok i did it

www.npr.org/2026/01/12/n...
As birthrates tumble, some progressives say the left needs to offer ideas and solutions
The US and other countries face aging, shrinking populations. Conservatives have shaped debate over the issue. Some liberals say it's time for progressives to weigh in.
www.npr.org
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
she is the same fucking age as me, she is not allowed to pull the "well look it's my age" card
January 13, 2026 at 6:43 PM
SSSSHHHHH
January 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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wanna feel old? YOU. ARE. OLD. 🗣️
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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i'm the dilbert now
January 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
i'm sorry but donald trump using the phrase "deadly criminals too dangerous to even mention" is just really fucking funny
January 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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Did you know that somewhere out there is a bullet with your porn name on it?
January 13, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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Available now - the story of Phyllis Twigg the first radio dramatist. A light comedy drama about giving credit where it’s due: even if it takes 100 years.

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
BBC Radio 4 - Drama on 4, The Truth about Phyllis Twigg
A light-hearted Christmas drama about giving credit where credit’s due.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 13, 2026 at 1:40 PM
@852dude.bsky.social so glad you've seen this
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 PM
ssssssssshhhhhhhhhh
January 13, 2026 at 1:01 PM
always good to see a government cracking down on degenerate art
January 13, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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I’ve got something to show you. Feat. @brettdomino
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM