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Ed Morrish

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Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 1m

this isn’t the main point of course but a week ago on monday @paulsinha.bsky.social said on radio 4 - in a show that was recorded in april - that trump would never win the nobel peace prize so i’m *particularly* pleased for maría corina machado

Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 44m

i hope the nobel committee have quietly told trump that he’s a shoo-in for the 2028 peace prize provided the ceasefire holds and he doesn’t invade any american cities and/or other countries and he stops murdering people in international waters

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 9h

I see you reposted me. Is it because your wife is out of town?

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Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · May 27

Kinda BS that nobody cares if I call myself a "cat mom" but they act weird when I call myself a "cat MILF"

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 13h

i do not understand why he is getting minutes in a friendly. what are you hoping to learn, thomas?

Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · Mar 21

jordan henderson will be 36 during the next World Cup #thefootball

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 13h

makes me think that a LOT of punches got pulled during the britpop wars

Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 13h

from a british legal standpoint it’s actually quite remarkable that drake couldn’t win a libel action against kendrick/umg for not like us

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 14h

“sorry if this makes me ‘uncool’, but i enjoyed watching the godfather!”

Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 14h

that’s the problem with dentists, they’re always bringing a probe to a gum fight

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 16h

At the end of the day, all I really want to do is run around the countryside upgrading my weapon, armor, and attributes. Maybe occasionally killing a monster. But that's about it.

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Emily ✨🎃 @emilyoram.bsky.social · 15h

BUKAYO MY GOODNESS

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 15h

“morgan rogers” feels like a name too welsh to be allowed to score against wales #thefootball

Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 16h

there's no-one more committed to a bit than rob

Rob Gilroy @robgilroy.bsky.social · 1d

Some things never change...

A full page image of Michael looking like a right cunt. With the quote: 'I think people are scared to hear the truth. Well, I'm sorry but knock, knock: it's the truth calling... or knocking.'

Ugh.

Another extract of text in which Michael vows to start putting himself and his needs first. Because of course he does.

Complete with an image of him in a chunky knit sweater pulled up over his hands and mouth. If they're going for adorable, it just comes off as rigor mortis chic.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 16h

i'm looking at riverside and squadcast/descript. both have added shitloads of "ai" and i wonder if that's a vc funding thing.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 16h

all the remote recording platforms have become bloated with "ai features" (not all of which are, i think, technically ai), so can they just roll it back or have they become dependent?

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 16h

just thought to myself, "i wonder how many of the systems i am reliant on to make audio comedy will collapse when the ai bubble bursts?" so that's cheery int it.

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MaxFunHQ @maximumfun.org · 17h

Today in No Context MaxFunHQ Slack

"I Consent" meme. A smiling shirtless white man and lingerie-clad woman each look at camera under speech bubbles that read "I CONSENT". To their right, there is a moose under a speech bubble reading "I DON'T!" Text under the images asks, "ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK?"

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 17h

I think if you are caught using your phone when driving your phone should be seized and crushed into a cube

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 17h

Nigel Farage 'Bought The Hoverboard From Back To The Future 2 When He Was On Holiday In America But Isn't Allowed To Take It Out In the UK Because It's Illegal'

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 17h

Farage's Mate Smaff 'Swallowed A Stapler And It Closed His Bum Up From The Inside'

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 17h

instead of running nigel farage's words in quotes, thus spreading his message to the gullible while absolving you, the brave brave journalist, from any negative consequences, you could just run the headline STUPID TWAT BELIEVES EVERYTHING HE'S TOLD

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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 20h

no, mom, no grandkids but i have skeets and toots that everyone likes

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 4d

[abruptly stops playing my air banjo] Oh the intervention is for ME?

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