Ed Morrish
@edmorrish.bsky.social
Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social
My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
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Shows up in a “I put the HO in THONKSGIVING” baby tee
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Shows up in a “I put the HO in THONKSGIVING” baby tee
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Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
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there’s 3 days left to preorder a piece and then it’s gone forever, you’ve raised £430 so far!!!and i am very very thankful to everyone who decided to get something and to everyone sharing it around 💚
✨🔗 everpress.com/the-same-bon...
✨🔗 everpress.com/the-same-bon...
this years charity tee is available to preorder for 2 weeks, 100% of proceeds go to Crisis UK - a charity dedicated to ending homelessness
nobody owns this design yet, it is available in a range of colours as i appreciate we're not all emos (long sleeves and a chunky sweater are avail too)
🔗 ⬇️
nobody owns this design yet, it is available in a range of colours as i appreciate we're not all emos (long sleeves and a chunky sweater are avail too)
🔗 ⬇️
November 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
there’s 3 days left to preorder a piece and then it’s gone forever, you’ve raised £430 so far!!!and i am very very thankful to everyone who decided to get something and to everyone sharing it around 💚
✨🔗 everpress.com/the-same-bon...
✨🔗 everpress.com/the-same-bon...
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After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
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"your favorite celebrity is on the Epstein list" i am over 30. i do not have a favorite celebrity
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"your favorite celebrity is on the Epstein list" i am over 30. i do not have a favorite celebrity
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(ten seconds before being uninvited from thanksgiving) it turns out the tshirt cannon i got on ebay *can* be modified for hard-boiled eggs
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
(ten seconds before being uninvited from thanksgiving) it turns out the tshirt cannon i got on ebay *can* be modified for hard-boiled eggs
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Hi there, Your AI flyer looks like shit.
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hi there, Your AI flyer looks like shit.
if i were a business genius, i would simply offer a good or service that people wanted at a price that was affordable yet profitable
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
if i were a business genius, i would simply offer a good or service that people wanted at a price that was affordable yet profitable
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i’m gonna be the worst copper merchant you’ve ever seen
Trying to decide on a career for when the economy crashes and we return to the ancient times. I'm leaning toward soothsayer but I'm also open to banditry
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
i’m gonna be the worst copper merchant you’ve ever seen
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he’s a ten, but it’s per cent
He's a 10 but he breathes
He’s a 10, but no he isn’t
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
he’s a ten, but it’s per cent
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He’s a 10, but no he isn’t
He's a 10 but he says he respects you to the UPmost degree
He’s a 10 but he orders eXpresso
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
He’s a 10, but no he isn’t
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He's a 10 but he breathes
He’s a 10, but no he isn’t
He's a 10 but he says he respects you to the UPmost degree
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
He's a 10 but he breathes
get in looser, we’re going tightening
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
get in looser, we’re going tightening
he’s a ten but he said he “pacifically” asked you to do something
He's a 10 but he says he respects you to the UPmost degree
He’s a 10 but he orders eXpresso
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
he’s a ten but he said he “pacifically” asked you to do something
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[messaging friend who starts posting like crazy on linkedin]
hey.....is everything ok?
hey.....is everything ok?
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
[messaging friend who starts posting like crazy on linkedin]
hey.....is everything ok?
hey.....is everything ok?
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Now that Mani is no longer with us, Jack Grealish surely has the UK's most roguish smile.
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Now that Mani is no longer with us, Jack Grealish surely has the UK's most roguish smile.
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interviewer: it says here you’re not afraid to challenge authority
me: no it doesn’t
me: no it doesn’t
March 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
interviewer: it says here you’re not afraid to challenge authority
me: no it doesn’t
me: no it doesn’t
i missed the first half, did anyone time gary neville’s silence after everton scored? #thefootball
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i missed the first half, did anyone time gary neville’s silence after everton scored? #thefootball
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get in losers we're salinger shitposting
“meet my new main character: holden m’caulckfield”
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
get in losers we're salinger shitposting
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Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
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There is no political solution. It’s time we go bonobo.
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
There is no political solution. It’s time we go bonobo.
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[nineteen ninety-two]
high school guidance counselor: what would you like to be when you grow up?
me: (looks directly at camera) a silly guy on the internet
high school guidance counselor: (noticeably confused by the presence of the camera) what's the internet
high school guidance counselor: what would you like to be when you grow up?
me: (looks directly at camera) a silly guy on the internet
high school guidance counselor: (noticeably confused by the presence of the camera) what's the internet
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
[nineteen ninety-two]
high school guidance counselor: what would you like to be when you grow up?
me: (looks directly at camera) a silly guy on the internet
high school guidance counselor: (noticeably confused by the presence of the camera) what's the internet
high school guidance counselor: what would you like to be when you grow up?
me: (looks directly at camera) a silly guy on the internet
high school guidance counselor: (noticeably confused by the presence of the camera) what's the internet
stand back, i'm going for it
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
stand back, i'm going for it