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Ed Morrish
@edmorrish.bsky.social
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Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social

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they were! they - and lordi - were supporting sabaton, a swedish heavy metal band my son likes. (they sing exclusively about historical military conflicts.)
Wembley Arena, seen from the back right of the auditorium. You can see several thousand people on the floor in front and on the side opposite, mostly holding their phones. Onstage are BABYMETAL.
January 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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sssshhh but leadmojo.co.uk/smelt
Observer screenshot I am also excited about the imminent launch of Smelt, a new scripted comedy podcast channel. Lead Mojo, the award-winning production company behind Sound Heap, NonCensored and Green Wing: Resuscitated, have created a platform that turns listeners into commissioners through pledges. Scripted comedy is notoriously difficult to fund – advertisers aren’t keen, because of the extended breaks between series – and Smelt enables listeners to pre-fund a show they think will be good: all the money raised goes directly towards making it. The various projects will be announced on 19 January, and there are some well-known names in the mix, including Andy Hamilton, Ian Martin, Deborah Frances-White, Amna Saleem, Kelechi Okafor and (him again) Joel Morris.
January 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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*excellent* joke
Screenshot of the Popbitch email Old Jokes Home Q: Did you hear about the Eton advent calendar? A: It’s just like a normal one except your father opens all the doors for you.
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Aidy Bryant and Bowen Yang as “trend forecasters”, looking happy in futuristic black and white outfits. The same couple, but zoomed-in and now they’re looking aggressive.
December 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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i’m here you christmaas bitch
A christmas tree standing on a small table in the corner of a room. There are books behind it. It is lit up very tastefully.
December 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Thomas Skinner, a white man with neat blonde hair and a gilet “Big” John Fisher, a bald white man in a grey t-shirt sitting in front of a Duvel glass and what looks like a packet of cakes
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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every fbpe account:
sign for a flapjack stall at a christmas market: flapjackery UNIQUELY BRITISH
December 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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The defaced front of The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center [sic] For The Performing Arts, with the name of the person whose name has been added at the front redacted with a black rectangle so it just reads “THE [REDACTED] AND” across the top.
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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seeing as henry normal isn’t on bsky, here’s his poem for today
POEM ABOUT [REDACTED] EPSTEIN REPORT We [REDACTED] wont get to the truth Now the redactors have got the jump Though photos and letters prove The conclusive guilt of [REDACTED] Read between the lines [REDACTED] [REDACTED] love pump The bits blacked out Are to save [REDACTED] Lies can't cover up [REDACTED] trouser lump [REDACTED] jail He wont he's [REDACTED]
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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no i’m saying that’s the way it’s spelled in yorkshire
A screenshot of Google maps, identifying Chapeltown in north-east Leeds
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Me, lit by candlelight.
December 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Onion screenshot: When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years [photo of Donald Trump] My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple tip that’s guaranteed to pick you up and get you back in good spirits in no time, and here it is: Whenever you’re feeling low, just remember that I, Donald Trump, will be dead in roughly 15 to 20 years.
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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making friends on tiktok dot com
A comment under this video on TikTok: “The poor woman has been harassed by her employer, spent 2 years fighting in court, & had her character assassinated in the press, merely for having to share her changing room with a man; all to be subjected to a judgement that was riddled with inconsistencies & contained numerous misquotes from existing cases. No one is suggesting changing rooms should be rigorously policed, merely that employers should comply with the law & provide single sex facilities. There will be an appeal, if there’s any justice it will succeed.” Our reply: “You appear to be arguing with a joke.”
December 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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the overly attached girlfriend meme: a white woman with brown hair with a happily deranged expression on her face
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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you will be visited by 75 spirits
vic and bob wearing colourful ruffled shirts and bow ties, standing in front of an orangey-red backdrop, behind a table covered with seventy-five pints of bitter. the comic relief phone number is overlaid in the bottom left corner
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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great, now gianni infantino has to make a “fifa uk snooker championship” trophy
BBC News screenshot: Selby holds off spirited Trump to win third UK title [picture of Mark Selby holding the UK Snooker Championship trophy] Mark Selby's best UK Championship moments
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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really enjoying the fifa tm world cup tm draw, sponsored by raytheon tm
Alan Partridge on the Day Today, demonstrating the 1994 World Cup with an incomprehensible prop involving a circular floor mat divided into segments and a pole with directions sticking out
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Celtic Park, a large arena, from outside. It is lit up in the night time and crowds are walking towards it. Players warm up on the Celtic Park pitch, the photo taken from approximately a hundred feet away in the upper stands.
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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what the fuck is this
A tickbox at an online checkout: Priority complaints - Avoid the lengthy complaint process if your package arrives damaged or doesn't arrive at all. We will send you brand new products on the 3rd day at the latest after you provide us with the necessary information.
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Alex Moffatt as “A Guy Who Just Bought A Boat”
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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openai says that it will have 220m paying users in four years’ time
A screenshot of The Onion: a photo of a white man labelled Bob Sheffer, and the headline “Counterpoint: No It Won’t”. The body reads “No it won’t. “It just won’t. None of that will happen.”
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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hustler of all hustlers wanna see the proof?
greatest artist of all time, i got him painting my roof
and for a low, low price i’ll let you come and see
just exit through the gift shop as you go to leave
The Pope speaking into a microphone in a way that makes him look like he’s singing.
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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my parents gave me this book for my fourteenth birthday
A photo of a page from The Mary Whitehouse Experience Encyclopedia: [a bad drawing of a foot] “Felching Type of sexual activity. I don't know if I can bring myself to tell you what it means. All right. Steady now. Here goes. Felching is: sucking your own sperm out of a lover's anus. Oh my God, I've got to go and have a bath. “The extraordinary thing about the word 'felching' is, because most people don't know what it means, you could say it on TV more easily than you could say, for example, 'bloody', or 'mother-fucking cunt'. It's as if it's on a swearing frequency so high that Mary Whitehouse can't hear”
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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i’ve been sort of peripherally aware of enoch burke for a while but it was only seeing this article that i saw how absolutely batshit insane his whole family is, leading me to discover this incredible paragraph on his family’s wikipedia page
Wikipedia page for “Burke family (Castlebar)”: On 19 February 2023, Fred Phelps Jr, pastor of the controversial Westboro Baptist Church in America, said that though he supported Burke's position, he felt he had "gone too far".
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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i laughed
We are deeply saddened to share the news that Mani has passed away suddenly. As a result, his upcoming show at [venue redacted] in November 2026 will not take place.
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM