Paul Litchfield
@paullitchfield.bsky.social
Might be a comedian. May be a writer. Could be an actor. Mostly a cloyingly charming doofus.
I’m feeling festive.
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I’m feeling festive.
Advent Calendar Day 1.
Picture of a Bauhaus crab.
Chocolate whiplash.
Picture of a Bauhaus crab.
Chocolate whiplash.
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Advent Calendar Day 1.
Picture of a Bauhaus crab.
Chocolate whiplash.
Picture of a Bauhaus crab.
Chocolate whiplash.
Fucking big bells. Wes Anderson cocktail. Bond at the Royal Albert Hall.
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Fucking big bells. Wes Anderson cocktail. Bond at the Royal Albert Hall.
It is with a heavy heart that I take down the Budget Tree and Bunting.
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It is with a heavy heart that I take down the Budget Tree and Bunting.
Museum. Cocktails. Jazz. Dosas.
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Museum. Cocktails. Jazz. Dosas.
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I wasn't expecting to wake up to @paullitchfield.bsky.social's dulcet tones this morning and I suspect you weren't either but here we are.
Here it is in all its glory
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November 19, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I wasn't expecting to wake up to @paullitchfield.bsky.social's dulcet tones this morning and I suspect you weren't either but here we are.
Greenwich gander.
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Greenwich gander.
Revamped the living room.
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Revamped the living room.
Cocktail, Skate, Shard and Dinner.
November 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Cocktail, Skate, Shard and Dinner.
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WARLOCK with Paul Litchfield | Smersh Pod
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October 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
A.I is short for Alan Information.
October 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
A.I is short for Alan Information.
Can’t think of the set up, but the punchline is ‘Mother of Pearl Harbour.’
October 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Can’t think of the set up, but the punchline is ‘Mother of Pearl Harbour.’
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Well, we've sat through some utterly irredeemable whippet shit, but we've never felt quite so eye-itchingly uncomfortable as we did for these 100 terrifying minutes... How was this film ever OK?? Luckily it was, so we've watched it for you.
Jesus Christ.
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Jesus Christ.
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POTOm Commentary 18 - Blame It On Rio | The Trap
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October 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Well, we've sat through some utterly irredeemable whippet shit, but we've never felt quite so eye-itchingly uncomfortable as we did for these 100 terrifying minutes... How was this film ever OK?? Luckily it was, so we've watched it for you.
Jesus Christ.
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Jesus Christ.
www.patreon.com/posts/potom-...
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Next week Smersh Halloween begins. Four weeks. Eight episodes of terror.
October 2, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Next week Smersh Halloween begins. Four weeks. Eight episodes of terror.
I suppose the lineup for the Riyadh comedy festival are also somehow the meat raffle for the Riyadh comedy festival.
September 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I suppose the lineup for the Riyadh comedy festival are also somehow the meat raffle for the Riyadh comedy festival.
Reggio Calabria Italy, Messina Sicily and Scilla Italy. 3 nights, 4 days. Home now. Stanco!
September 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Reggio Calabria Italy, Messina Sicily and Scilla Italy. 3 nights, 4 days. Home now. Stanco!
Scilla, Italy
September 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Scilla, Italy
Messina, Sicily
September 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Messina, Sicily
I’m no Columbo but this could very well be related.
September 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I’m no Columbo but this could very well be related.
Ciao from Reggio Calabria, Italy.
September 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Ciao from Reggio Calabria, Italy.
Still waiting for this Rapture to turn up. Made some drop scones and turned the immersion on.
September 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Still waiting for this Rapture to turn up. Made some drop scones and turned the immersion on.
After claiming that Paracetamol caused autism, Trump continued to say that bagels caused Lupus and earthquakes are created by bees.
He then dropped his trousers and exploded to reform 23 minutes later as a small ceramic thumb.
He then dropped his trousers and exploded to reform 23 minutes later as a small ceramic thumb.
September 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
After claiming that Paracetamol caused autism, Trump continued to say that bagels caused Lupus and earthquakes are created by bees.
He then dropped his trousers and exploded to reform 23 minutes later as a small ceramic thumb.
He then dropped his trousers and exploded to reform 23 minutes later as a small ceramic thumb.
His brain is a drop kicked cuckoo clock powered by some sort of lost sentient turd.
Trump: "It's too much liquid. Too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number. The size of this thing when you look at it. It's like 80 different vaccines and beyond vaccines."
September 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
His brain is a drop kicked cuckoo clock powered by some sort of lost sentient turd.
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September 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM