Carrion Sam
@carrionsam.bsky.social
I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
Pinned
Can someone take me in their cupped hands like a small frog and hide me in their pocket, please?
I hate that one of the worst thing said about any of the indigenous Nations is that we can't maintain our shit. And while it's true (what do you expect from isolated areas with limited population and economic opportunities?), have you seen the state of any major infrastructure anywhere lately?
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I hate that one of the worst thing said about any of the indigenous Nations is that we can't maintain our shit. And while it's true (what do you expect from isolated areas with limited population and economic opportunities?), have you seen the state of any major infrastructure anywhere lately?
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Just over one year now since the ICC issued an arrest warrant for Benjamin Netanyahu on charges of war crimes (www.icc-cpi.int/defendant/ne...). Naturally like any innocent person Netanyahu has radically adjusted his travel plans to avoid getting arrested lol: www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Just over one year now since the ICC issued an arrest warrant for Benjamin Netanyahu on charges of war crimes (www.icc-cpi.int/defendant/ne...). Naturally like any innocent person Netanyahu has radically adjusted his travel plans to avoid getting arrested lol: www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
Hahahahahhahahaahahhahahahahaha I made sure to be ready to go at 9 only to sit down and look at the ceiling until 10 hahahahahahahahhha fuck I hate that asshole in my brain
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hahahahahhahahaahahhahahahahaha I made sure to be ready to go at 9 only to sit down and look at the ceiling until 10 hahahahahahahahhha fuck I hate that asshole in my brain
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Movie theater
Me: pass the popcorn
Monster under my seat:
ya know…there's nothing wrong with going places alone
Me: pass the popcorn
Monster under my seat:
ya know…there's nothing wrong with going places alone
October 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Movie theater
Me: pass the popcorn
Monster under my seat:
ya know…there's nothing wrong with going places alone
Me: pass the popcorn
Monster under my seat:
ya know…there's nothing wrong with going places alone
She bols on my onaro until I imprison her for treason
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
She bols on my onaro until I imprison her for treason
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The one thing that keeps smacking me in the face about AI-generated cute animal photos is how whatever model most of them are using tends to subtly anthropomorphise the faces. Like, do the people sharing this stuff honestly not notice that that dog has human eyes? That's not creepy to anybody else?
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The one thing that keeps smacking me in the face about AI-generated cute animal photos is how whatever model most of them are using tends to subtly anthropomorphise the faces. Like, do the people sharing this stuff honestly not notice that that dog has human eyes? That's not creepy to anybody else?
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It's called Black Friday because you're only going to purchase black clothing and you know it.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It's called Black Friday because you're only going to purchase black clothing and you know it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAchoo
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAchoo
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Watching THE BIRDCAGE and I forgot Gene Hackman's character is named "Kevin." I'm sorry but that's wrong. That face cannot be named Kevin
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Watching THE BIRDCAGE and I forgot Gene Hackman's character is named "Kevin." I'm sorry but that's wrong. That face cannot be named Kevin
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Leaving Oslo today and I was finally able to find a hot dog on lefse (potato flatbread) with shrimp salad and crispy onions for breakfast at the airport.
Verdict: delicious
Verdict: delicious
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Leaving Oslo today and I was finally able to find a hot dog on lefse (potato flatbread) with shrimp salad and crispy onions for breakfast at the airport.
Verdict: delicious
Verdict: delicious
You're playing with cosmic forces your brain cannot comprehend, Charlie Brown
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
You're playing with cosmic forces your brain cannot comprehend, Charlie Brown
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i’m feeling snacky
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i’m feeling snacky
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
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Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Give a man three fishes and he'll think you're a genie who can't spell.
Give a man three fishes and he'll think you're a genie who can't spell.
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Give a man three fishes and he'll think you're a genie who can't spell.
Give a man three fishes and he'll think you're a genie who can't spell.
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when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
when its definitely not a hostage situation
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My HOA president Totoro
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My HOA president Totoro
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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SCROLLING PAST
What’s the Bluesky equivalent of politely smiling and nodding when you have no clue what anyone is talking about?
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
SCROLLING PAST
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it would be so fun to hang out with you guys in real life, we could sit around shitposting in the same room
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
it would be so fun to hang out with you guys in real life, we could sit around shitposting in the same room
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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nothing sexier than the sound of fresh coffee beans being scooped into a filter
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
nothing sexier than the sound of fresh coffee beans being scooped into a filter
Fish man give, eat day (always night)
Fish man teach, eat lifetime (always death)
Charlie Brown
Fish man teach, eat lifetime (always death)
Charlie Brown
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Fish man give, eat day (always night)
Fish man teach, eat lifetime (always death)
Charlie Brown
Fish man teach, eat lifetime (always death)
Charlie Brown
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imagine lecturing the creator of Florb. imagine sending a bad faith response to the creator of Scrotetto
Wow 80% bad-faith responses, and people lecturing the creator of Flask here and the creator of Django/datasette in the comments on why AI is useless for software engineering...
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
imagine lecturing the creator of Florb. imagine sending a bad faith response to the creator of Scrotetto
Teach a man-fish to fish and he'll blblblblbl
Teach fish-man to man and office job hate Mondays for big tiddy goth garfield
Teach fish-man to man and office job hate Mondays for big tiddy goth garfield
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Teach a man-fish to fish and he'll blblblblbl
Teach fish-man to man and office job hate Mondays for big tiddy goth garfield
Teach fish-man to man and office job hate Mondays for big tiddy goth garfield
Some cokehead; "People refuse to do coke on bad faith, and they're lecturing the creator of the Coke Nail here and the creator of the Coke Straw on why coke is harmful for your sinus"
Wow 80% bad-faith responses, and people lecturing the creator of Flask here and the creator of Django/datasette in the comments on why AI is useless for software engineering...
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Some cokehead; "People refuse to do coke on bad faith, and they're lecturing the creator of the Coke Nail here and the creator of the Coke Straw on why coke is harmful for your sinus"