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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨

@buickmakane71.bsky.social

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I used to be PariahSickKid and StuckontheX over on the birb site I cuss like a sailor I'm a huge Asshole I love cheese I'm a massive autStoner Elvis is alive and demanding for the Epstein files to be released and published as a book.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 6d

This time a year ago I didn't hate an entire country full of wilfully stupid, racist, misogynistic, violent, misinformation loving, disability hating, wealthy worshipping, soulless, uneducated, self hating, pedophilic admiring, law breaking, cult comraded people.

But here we are.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 3h

I know.

BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 6h

I don't, it just all spiraled while waiting on the paint guy.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sorry guys i just can’t do another social media move. If u dm me your address i will send my posts via usps.

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 11h

friendly reminder, our taxes pay for the military in israel to get free tuition and free healthcare

born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d

AMERICA: let’s give $20 billion to Argentina, what is money anyway

ALSO AMERICA: HeaLtHcaRe FoR aLL? wHo iS gOinG to PaY FoR It

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 10h

*stands outside Mastodon holding a boombox over my head*

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 9h

No but seriously, Portland has some pretty mean streets

At any moment someone who just bought a new needle for their vinyl record player could come up and deflate your giant shark costume by accident

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 8h

Can't get an interview in the field I've worked in for 30+ years and now I get rejected as a prospective coffee-making fella, something I was actually excited about. With SNAP getting gutted and Medicaid swirling down the shitter — and me on 20+ life-sustaining meds — things are not looking great.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14h

Today, the National Guard began patrolling in Memphis.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 6h

Wasn't that a magat that killed the nice lady n her family?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h

Bondi: "We've been living through a horrific cycle of political violence in this country ... night after night antifa wrecks havoc on the streets of our cities. In Minnesota, a gunman murdered a state lawmaker and her husband."

BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 6h

Again sorry. I'm reading about half of everything I see on here today.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 6h

Or go help them make freezer plates of thanksgiving n christmas food right now while prices allow for getting all the fixings.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 6h

Oh my bad, I thought you said it was my mom. I'm still angry the bitch had a heart attack on October 11, 2017 n got out of being prosecuted n punished. October is my angry month every year. Not your mom. Sorry.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 6h

Today was hard to be alive for. I'm not enjoying life right now.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 6h

I fucking hope not!! That fucking cunt sold me into sex slavery at age 11 I hope that cunt is wandering the earth unable to rest. I don't deserve that cruelty and she don't deserve heaven. This is why I don't believe there is a god.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 6h

Uh no. Jennie-O was one of the companies I raised turkey n chicken for. 10,000 turkeys from August to Halloween for thanksgiving n christmas. Every year for I dunno 40 yrs? Except this year bc I was nearly kidnapped n deported. I fled n the farm is defunct after 281 yrs.

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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 8h

MAGA is Arabic for “Qatar First.”

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 8h

We know. They're not even bothering trying to hide it anymore. The Orange One is demented. He's GONE. He signs rage posts. That's about it.

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 8h

His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 6h

But Joe was a sleepy old stuttering man n Kamala was a genocidal lunatic black woman. Is it all great yet?

BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 6h

Y'all would have disappeared Joe Biden for this.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h

Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"

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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 8h

Things are getting crazy in Chicago. They’re eating the catfish, they’re eating the hot dogs. This madness must end!

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 7h

You are very welcome. Food is my love language.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 7h

Here's some great tips.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 7h

This is the recipe I use, I add a lot of black pepper. Sometimes I add jalapeno juice too.

1st page of the recipe. Screen reader can read.

2nd page of the recipe. Screen reader can read.

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Snopes @snopes.com · 8h

✅ Yes, U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said, "Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism." www.snopes.com/fact-check/r...

RFK Jr. said children circumcised early had 'double' rate of autism linked to Tylenol use

The U.S. secretary of health and human services cited a preprint study to back his claim.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 7h

Fucking rambling hallucinations.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h

Trump: "We're heading to Chicago, because we want to save Chicago. Do you know they had over 4,000 people killed in Chicago over a short-- 4,000 people. And I have to watch this slob of a governor stand up and say, 'Well, everything is okay.'"