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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨
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I used to be PariahSickKid and StuckontheX over on the birb site
I cuss like a sailor
I'm a huge Asshole
I love cheese
I'm a massive autStoner
Elvis is alive and demanding for the Epstein files to be released and published as a book.
Pinned
QTP this with 5 movies that make you cry.

I'll go first

1. Gladiator
2. True Romance
3. The Martian
4. Against All Odd
5. V for Vendetta

Bonus movie: Purple Rain
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it's already thanksgiving in australia and turkeys are on the barbie
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Harry Potter and the bidet of fire
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ok I'm officially done with humanity.

Text if you got my digis
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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These excellent sounding fuses are made in China and are marketed under a couple different brands. The filaments are solid silver, the caps are brass plated copper and the ceramic bodies are filled with shielding crystal and vibration absorbing particles.

5 years ago they were $1 each. Now: $20z
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Yeah let's just kill the tourism industry while we destroy the country
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Tamales and rellenos are the center of our family meal tomorrow. Kid is making applie pie. Hug the ones you love and joke about the ones you’re sick of. Have a good one yall.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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I’m dying lol
I dunno. With some careful application of frosting and piping, you could still present it as a...

...crabcake.
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Thanksgiving is the day when a turkey is violently decapitated in the midst of the increasing darkness, a sacrifice for the harvest era so that the family may live.

Yep, nothing Halloweeny here.🦃💀
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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DACA was created to shield recipients, commonly referred to as “Dreamers,” from immigration arrests and deportation. It also allows them to legally work in the U.S.
DACA recipients are being arrested despite deportation protection
Yaakub Vijandre was preparing to go to work as a mechanic when six vehicles appeared outside his Dallas-area home. Federal agents jumped out, one pointed a weapon at him, and they took him into cus…
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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How all the unsolicited happy Thanksgiving dms are gonna look tomorrow:
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Sigh

Listen.

Vote for democrats.
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Because people are treating it like a juicy spectacle and not like a significant failure of journalism and a condemnation of the industry.
why is this in the NYT Cooking newsletter, of all places!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Remember 5 yrs ago when that juvenile turkey raked my eye with his spur n escaped the killing barn n got into Babushka's kitchen n shit the floor and she snatched him up n threw him in the oven?

Yeah good times.

I miss my family.
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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4 hour nap, for those who celebrate
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Heads up, @saltymactavish.bsky.social:

For across the ass of your Carhartts?
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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*asking a homie at the gym to spot me while I bench press just the bar*
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Ran outta shortbread cookies for my lemon cream pie so I crushed some Italian sprinkle cookies & Stella D’oro Margherites & now I have a 3 cookie crust going & that doesn’t even sound like a mistake
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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gtfo if your cranberry sauce isn’t shaped like a can like nature intended
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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probably not campbells
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I spent way too long trying to figure out how this was so ass up before I realized that its propped on the support cable for the utility pole.
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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What do you get when you combine a few remaining members of Deep Purple, Foghat, and Captain Beefheart? Come see Deep FogBeef this weekend in the lounge and find out yourself!
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I contain multitudes

Oh

Oh shit

My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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someone should tell wave 103.5fm that leonard cohen's "hallelujah" is not a christmas song...
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM