@murphmama.bsky.social
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murphmama.bsky.social
I used to send free art to random people back on the birdie app.

Should I do it again?🤔

Let me know here and I'll pick a random peopley type person to send some free art.... you know...if you're into that sorta thing
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kissabix.bsky.social
I do like a good chain of sneezes
murphmama.bsky.social
AI is a fucking manipulation and I am tired of questioning the reality of just about everything I see.
murphmama.bsky.social
There was this time? A few years ago? We were in lockdown and I sewed masks for people? I'm glad those times are over but I do have a few concerns about our current times...
A not so long ago forgotten face mask made with material of drawn skulls and elastic bands discovered in an empty suitcase
murphmama.bsky.social
Going to the desert to look at all the art and I'm so excited I think I just peed a little
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daddyjew.bsky.social
Where’d You Put the Body, Charlie Brown
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timberbams.bsky.social
Most girls went after the quarterback, while the mascot was right there with a sense of humor and pot.
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granttanaka.bsky.social
[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people
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cynicaltherapist.bsky.social
Love a silent/no music/no recorded message hold.

Turns out I don't care if my call is important to you.
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runoldman.bsky.social
Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.
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etbeeegood.bsky.social
sometimes feel like reverting to egg form
murphmama.bsky.social
Seriously, how many more times today can I ask, "what the fuck?"

I'm looking for a number.
I need to know if I'll be staying up late again
murphmama.bsky.social
I'm normally a pretty nice person until I see you driving in your wrapped tesla, I laugh at you in my car and say out loud to no one that you're stupid. And don't even get me started on the diatribe of bullshit the wrapped cyber trucks get. You've brought this on yourself.

-Mama
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lordjuiblex.bsky.social
I made a romantic note for my wife.
Square of paper with a face drawn on it and the words I HATE EVERYTHING (space) BUT YOU. Fountain pen on paper.
murphmama.bsky.social
I figure hubs should get a please lol
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daddyjew.bsky.social
really banking on this supermoon to solve all of life’s current problems
murphmama.bsky.social
We were poor, she was rich. She would come over and eat all our bologna because she loved it, and they didn't buy food like that at her house. I could never tell her no, that would have been shameful, but I would get in trouble later for letting the neighbor kids eat our food.
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timiddoe.bsky.social
Teaching her to say good night to the moon