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murphmama.bsky.social
@murphmama.bsky.social
.oib rehtona tsuJ✋🤚Just another bio.
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I used to send free art to random people back on the birdie app.

Should I do it again?🤔

Let me know here and I'll pick a random peopley type person to send some free art.... you know...if you're into that sorta thing
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Hi, Monday?
Imabe late.
-Mama
December 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Let’s get drunk and watch When Harry Met Sally
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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True story: years ago I was on a 3 day hallucinogenic bender and at 5 am the third day I saw the Teletubbies for the first time and it blew my mind. I thought it was all in my head until I saw it years later sober and was relieved that the baby in the sun was real.
December 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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tiny reverse scuba gear for goldfish so they can chill on the couch
December 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Wrapping some presents & stuffing some stockings today. I'm not letting the nazi takeover of Christmas ruin the traditions ive loved since I was a little kid... they can suck my Santa dick
#HoHoHo
#MerryChristmas 🎄
December 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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"As the random dead beat manager of a Red Robin once said, 'a stereotype is nothing but an accurate generalization.'"
-Youngest Son
December 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Not an elf, nor a grinch, but a secret third thing
December 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
...but when you do fail, and you will, it is the happiest time of mine.
December 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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quantum physics is basically weaponized unresolved pattern more like quantum frustration am i right
December 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Don't know who needs to see this but you are the dark horse of fire and sass.
December 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Who up raising their vibration, manifesting stuff
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
heart art finally done
December 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Weekend baking plans sorted
December 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I wonder if these little shamrocks know how much I love them
December 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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THREAD 🧵On November 14, 1960 six-year-old Ruby Bridges was escorted by federal marshals in order to integrate an all-white elementary school in New Orleans, LA. This was done in the wake of SCOTUS Brown v. Board decision that mandated integrated schools.

Who was Ruby Bridges?

Glad you asked.
December 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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The great thing about having a bad memory is that you learn new things all the time.
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hummingbird is like wtf
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I fall in love with people who never give up on dreams.
December 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Turns out you have to make money to spend money unless you're given a fuckton of money.
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I'm a biter not a lover.
December 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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It's like 99 chaptsticks and you can't find one.
December 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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The problem with time is there's no give in its fabric. Only take.
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today turned out to be a very good day.
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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With every breath we resurrect.
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM