Dead Serious Mick
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My point is, we live in a society where porn is free and healthcare is unaffordable. See you in church.
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Don't be fooled by my Bluesky badassery. I'm probably just a guy named Todd in real life
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Don't be fooled by my Bluesky badassery. I'm probably just a guy named Todd in real life
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do beavers really give a dam?
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
do beavers really give a dam?
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It's the anxiety associated with waiting for the disappointment that'll kill you.
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
It's the anxiety associated with waiting for the disappointment that'll kill you.
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My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.
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I have never hated
someone I once loved
for it would be a life deprived..
lived in only exhales..
and do no justice
to the memory of us..of when..
#brokenpoet
someone I once loved
for it would be a life deprived..
lived in only exhales..
and do no justice
to the memory of us..of when..
#brokenpoet
April 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I have never hated
someone I once loved
for it would be a life deprived..
lived in only exhales..
and do no justice
to the memory of us..of when..
#brokenpoet
someone I once loved
for it would be a life deprived..
lived in only exhales..
and do no justice
to the memory of us..of when..
#brokenpoet
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The arbiters of morality make me glad to be a degenerate
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The arbiters of morality make me glad to be a degenerate
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I opened the fridge door once again looking for enlightenment.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I opened the fridge door once again looking for enlightenment.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
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I actually played with him in high school and he never once made it through warmups without going all psycho. It wasn’t our fault, he always kept his face in front of where Mom keeps the peanut butter.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I actually played with him in high school and he never once made it through warmups without going all psycho. It wasn’t our fault, he always kept his face in front of where Mom keeps the peanut butter.
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I'm not really a praying man but I pray Jason Voorhees eventually finds the rest of his goalie gear
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I'm not really a praying man but I pray Jason Voorhees eventually finds the rest of his goalie gear
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Don’t forget to set your clocks aside tonight. Forget them in the back of the sock drawer. Box them unlabeled in the attic for ten unopened years. Hit snooze and bury them twelve feet deep in the backyard.
November 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Don’t forget to set your clocks aside tonight. Forget them in the back of the sock drawer. Box them unlabeled in the attic for ten unopened years. Hit snooze and bury them twelve feet deep in the backyard.
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Normalize telling a man to make you dinner! Normalize telling him to Gooble up a photo of "dinner" if he asks what to make!
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Normalize telling a man to make you dinner! Normalize telling him to Gooble up a photo of "dinner" if he asks what to make!
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I haven’t lost my faith in humanity, I never had any to begin with.
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I haven’t lost my faith in humanity, I never had any to begin with.
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Snug as a bug or possibly on drugs, it’s hard to say.
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Snug as a bug or possibly on drugs, it’s hard to say.
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This mood lighting sure highlights the cobwebs in the corners
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
This mood lighting sure highlights the cobwebs in the corners
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I only dabble in motels
June 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I only dabble in motels
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In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
August 5, 2023 at 1:11 PM
In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
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When dancing with the right person, you don’t need music.
January 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
When dancing with the right person, you don’t need music.
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it wasn't that long ago that we could all joke and laugh about non-psychotic things
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it wasn't that long ago that we could all joke and laugh about non-psychotic things
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i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
September 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
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someday i’m going to be on top of things enough that there will only be two books on my coffee table
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
someday i’m going to be on top of things enough that there will only be two books on my coffee table
Me and youngest son today
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Me and youngest son today
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We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.
November 14, 2024 at 12:22 PM
We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.
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Ooo America you in trouble girl
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ooo America you in trouble girl
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imdb is short for im down bad
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
imdb is short for im down bad