zappa-szep
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AIR FORCE ONE JUST TURNED AROUND !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 AM
AIR FORCE ONE JUST TURNED AROUND !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
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There’s obviously so much happening all the time but my brain keeps playing a loop of him flipping through his little “my accomplishments” packet and then randomly throwing it to the side and just watching it drop to the floor
January 21, 2026 at 5:05 AM
There’s obviously so much happening all the time but my brain keeps playing a loop of him flipping through his little “my accomplishments” packet and then randomly throwing it to the side and just watching it drop to the floor
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I'm excited to share that my original pilot 𝘔𝘺 𝘉𝘰𝘺𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘨 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 (𝘉𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺) is a Quarterfinalist in CineStory's 2026 TV Retreat & Fellowship Contest!
January 20, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I'm excited to share that my original pilot 𝘔𝘺 𝘉𝘰𝘺𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘨 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 (𝘉𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺) is a Quarterfinalist in CineStory's 2026 TV Retreat & Fellowship Contest!
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Coffin Flop: Air Force One
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Coffin Flop: Air Force One
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Like my father before me, and like his father before him, sometimes I just need to lie down and “rest with my eyes closed.”
January 21, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Like my father before me, and like his father before him, sometimes I just need to lie down and “rest with my eyes closed.”
truly bringing nightmares unimagined to reality
My new least favorite thing about team teaching a course is when you have wildly different philosophies around AI use.
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 AM
truly bringing nightmares unimagined to reality
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This Virginia opossum thinks he has more teeth than any North American land mammal but he’s never met ME and my jar of mammal teeth.
January 20, 2026 at 7:32 PM
This Virginia opossum thinks he has more teeth than any North American land mammal but he’s never met ME and my jar of mammal teeth.
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*falls asleep immediately after logging on*
January 20, 2026 at 7:37 PM
*falls asleep immediately after logging on*
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Blinky Palermo, 4 White Forms, 1975
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1137203
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1137203
January 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Blinky Palermo, 4 White Forms, 1975
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1137203
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1137203
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Haven't been posting much lately, which is a sign of decreased mental health. Or increased mental health. Could go either way, honestly.
January 20, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Haven't been posting much lately, which is a sign of decreased mental health. Or increased mental health. Could go either way, honestly.
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unfortunately I cannot do my required tasks efficiently until the conditions of my enclosure meet my scrupulous standards
January 20, 2026 at 7:56 PM
unfortunately I cannot do my required tasks efficiently until the conditions of my enclosure meet my scrupulous standards
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I actually like going to the doctor's because I hold out hope they will prescribe me a month at the seaside.
January 20, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I actually like going to the doctor's because I hold out hope they will prescribe me a month at the seaside.
spending a sunday with a cat sleeping in your lap is great for many ailments
January 19, 2026 at 2:16 AM
spending a sunday with a cat sleeping in your lap is great for many ailments
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💜💜💜
If y’all could help me spread this online petition and sign it for me, that would be amazing 💜
Thank you so much
Thank you so much
January 18, 2026 at 8:31 PM
💜💜💜
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could someone from MN with time put together a “watch these accounts for on the ground news about Mpls” starter pack? news outlets and indies?
January 18, 2026 at 8:32 PM
could someone from MN with time put together a “watch these accounts for on the ground news about Mpls” starter pack? news outlets and indies?
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Please, call me EmceeRib. McRib was my father.
January 18, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Please, call me EmceeRib. McRib was my father.
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Oh shit. Just found out there’s a label for “posts a lot”
January 17, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Oh shit. Just found out there’s a label for “posts a lot”
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"I thought I was alone!" And that's your excuse, for taking up all watchful space in the universe just to stop your science nemesis from seeing you put on a show for finally isolating the voyeur atom
January 17, 2026 at 5:44 AM
"I thought I was alone!" And that's your excuse, for taking up all watchful space in the universe just to stop your science nemesis from seeing you put on a show for finally isolating the voyeur atom
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The Tomb of the Unknown Caller
January 17, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The Tomb of the Unknown Caller
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Open Letter is having a 40% off sale through the end of the month -- HIGHLY recommend just picking any few that look good and diving in -- becoming a subscriber to Open Letter changed my life! www.openletterbooks.org/products
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Open Letter
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January 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Open Letter is having a 40% off sale through the end of the month -- HIGHLY recommend just picking any few that look good and diving in -- becoming a subscriber to Open Letter changed my life! www.openletterbooks.org/products
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they should invent a lemon bar or a key lime pie that materializes when you want them
January 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
they should invent a lemon bar or a key lime pie that materializes when you want them
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January 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Timeline cleanse. Here’s a video of Beto destroying a roll of paper towels in the middle of the Succession series finale, which I had been watching live until that point.
Never should have told him a thousand times that week how excited I was.
Never should have told him a thousand times that week how excited I was.
January 16, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Timeline cleanse. Here’s a video of Beto destroying a roll of paper towels in the middle of the Succession series finale, which I had been watching live until that point.
Never should have told him a thousand times that week how excited I was.
Never should have told him a thousand times that week how excited I was.
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we have to be able to come here and be stupid we can’t just be sad
January 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
we have to be able to come here and be stupid we can’t just be sad