Christian Finnegan
@christianfinnegan.bsky.social
Comedian?
Watch my albums, read my specials, listen to my newsletter.
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Watch my albums, read my specials, listen to my newsletter.
Linktr.ee/christfinnegan
Happy Dad Telling You it's the Busiest Travel Day of the Year Day!
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Happy Dad Telling You it's the Busiest Travel Day of the Year Day!
Reposted by Christian Finnegan
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
I know it seems dark right now, but it* will happen. Someday, it* will happen.
* people not talking about fucking Star Wars anymore
* people not talking about fucking Star Wars anymore
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I know it seems dark right now, but it* will happen. Someday, it* will happen.
* people not talking about fucking Star Wars anymore
* people not talking about fucking Star Wars anymore
Unpopular opinion, but if I notice your teeth at all, they’re too fucking bright.
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Unpopular opinion, but if I notice your teeth at all, they’re too fucking bright.
Getting a jump on my Christmas shopping.
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Getting a jump on my Christmas shopping.
Along with all his other sins, it looks like RFK Jr has plagiarized my poetry. Meeting with lawyers.
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Along with all his other sins, it looks like RFK Jr has plagiarized my poetry. Meeting with lawyers.
Reposted by Christian Finnegan
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
I recently appeared on KCRW's @kcrw.com's "Press Play with Madeleine Brand" to make a case for my newsletter NEW MUSIC FOR OLDS. You can (and should) check it our here:
www.kcrw.com/shows/press-...
(Starts around 32:45)
www.kcrw.com/shows/press-...
(Starts around 32:45)
How the Sierra Club ‘imploded’ over DEI | KCRW
Plus, Mr. bin Salman goes to Washington, a federal judge says a prosecutor may have botched the indictment of former FBI director James Comey, and how to find new music in your fifties.
www.kcrw.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I recently appeared on KCRW's @kcrw.com's "Press Play with Madeleine Brand" to make a case for my newsletter NEW MUSIC FOR OLDS. You can (and should) check it our here:
www.kcrw.com/shows/press-...
(Starts around 32:45)
www.kcrw.com/shows/press-...
(Starts around 32:45)
Everyone should watch (and hype) "Rini"!
It's 50% brilliant wordplay and 50% psychosis. Imagine MC Escher, but silly!
It's 50% brilliant wordplay and 50% psychosis. Imagine MC Escher, but silly!
Thank you for all the support for my new comedy special “Rini”!
I just learned about a new way to support:
The YouTube mobile app has a “Hype” button that you can tap 3 times and that will... help?
If you are open to Hyping, I thank you!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0uf...
I just learned about a new way to support:
The YouTube mobile app has a “Hype” button that you can tap 3 times and that will... help?
If you are open to Hyping, I thank you!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0uf...
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Everyone should watch (and hype) "Rini"!
It's 50% brilliant wordplay and 50% psychosis. Imagine MC Escher, but silly!
It's 50% brilliant wordplay and 50% psychosis. Imagine MC Escher, but silly!
Vice President Jubilation T. Cornpone.
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Vice President Jubilation T. Cornpone.
Cummi Bears
change one letter and ruin a candy
Lint Chocolate
Lint Chocolate
change one letter and ruin a candy
Sharties
Sharties
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Cummi Bears
This is terrible. If kids want to learn about BDSM and edgeplay, they should watch He-man, like previous generations.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This is terrible. If kids want to learn about BDSM and edgeplay, they should watch He-man, like previous generations.
Reposted by Christian Finnegan
more people need to do alt text like this. bless
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
more people need to do alt text like this. bless
I’m sorry, this is a 30 Rock cutaway and I refuse to hear any different.
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I’m sorry, this is a 30 Rock cutaway and I refuse to hear any different.
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
Werner Herzog voice:
Cornholio in many ways is a manifestation of the madness he lives under. Forced to be a pawn he yearns for freedom, he lashes out against the world around him but cannot bring himself to do so *as himself* because to do so would mean to confront the devil Butthead and the suffering he has inflicted
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Werner Herzog voice:
Hey, come see me to comedy sometime. More dates to come!
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Hey, come see me to comedy sometime. More dates to come!
This is Nazi shit, but also...the lip gloss?
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This is Nazi shit, but also...the lip gloss?
Reminder: These people have no moral imperatives, other than the acquisition/retention of power. They start there and work backwards to present whatever belief system supports it at a given moment.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reminder: These people have no moral imperatives, other than the acquisition/retention of power. They start there and work backwards to present whatever belief system supports it at a given moment.
These Epstein emails are a huge vindication for those capable of understanding things that are extremely obvious.
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
These Epstein emails are a huge vindication for those capable of understanding things that are extremely obvious.
My favorite Bond Girl.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My favorite Bond Girl.
Reposted by Christian Finnegan
This is such a great metaphor, especially since it looks like the AI robot's name is Idol (apparently it's supposed to be AIdol but that was lost for me in the design). The AI Idol crashes & its handlers struggle to hide it behind a sheet. Babel has fallen! 😆
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This is such a great metaphor, especially since it looks like the AI robot's name is Idol (apparently it's supposed to be AIdol but that was lost for me in the design). The AI Idol crashes & its handlers struggle to hide it behind a sheet. Babel has fallen! 😆
Reposted by Christian Finnegan
I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
Mamdani is going to implement Sha-la-la-la-la-la Law. New Yorkers will no longer be able to hang out with Mr. Jones at the New Amsterdam.
Mamdani is going to implement Shania Law. It's already here in Canada. Men who feel like a woman will get free healthcare
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Sha-la-la-la-la-la Law. New Yorkers will no longer be able to hang out with Mr. Jones at the New Amsterdam.