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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 1d
*goddammits intensify*
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10h
Nice try, “Paul A. Thompson”
A Pitchfork review for One Battle After Another that call it a “nerve-wracking masterpiece”, written by one Paul A. Thompson
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Meatball Rob @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 10h
HAHAHAHAHAHA get fucked you rich asshole
Carlsbad homeowner ordered to remove private gate to public beach, fined $1.4 million
John Levy was penalized by state Coastal Commission for a string of Coastal Act violations stretching back years
www.sandiegouniontribune.com
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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 7h
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After our interview, the frogs were joined by a couple of unicorns, a polar bear, an axolotl, a raccoon and several more characters.
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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 12h
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 10h
i have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

bitch
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 10h
Billionaires negotiate peace with Orcas, offer to use their vast resources to make life hell for seals.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 9h
19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you
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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 9h
how is it possible that I want more snacks
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11h
I'm starting a secret society and--fuck
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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 11h
They should let me join the White House press corps so I can ask hard-hitting questions, like “I’m sorry, are you… [squints]… wearing makeup?!”
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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 12h
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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 12h
I never get to see the sailboat
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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 12h
Astounding the way that man decided to nuke his career overnight
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 20h
Bill Burr I have your next gig
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David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social · 1d
Just announced: Turning Point USA will present an alternative “All-American” halftime show (performers TBA) for those who don’t want to watch that Puerto Rican.

www.americanhalftimeshow.com
THE ALL-AMERICAN HALFTIME SHOW
Yes, the rumors are true... Turning Point USA is thrilled to announce The All American Halftime Show. Performers and event details coming soon.
www.americanhalftimeshow.com
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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 12h
Got really high and realized this is actually about the Democratic Party
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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · Jul 14
In every single episode, the Scooby Doo gang discover a human is behind the mystery, not ghosts or mummies or whatever. Yet they begin each new case believing the villain is a supernatural being. Every time. Not once do they say “maybe it’s an old man like last time”
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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 13h
the thing you gotta remember about guys over 6'2" is that they have definitely pissed in a sink and they will again
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 13h
Lord of Mysteries is so good. This animation is gorgeous.
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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 12h
It’s probably a bad sign that I don’t remember this bombshell from [checks watch] June
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 14h
Kristi Noem, while governor of South Dakota, supplemented her roughly $130,000 salary by secretly accepting $80,000 donated to a political nonprofit she was affiliated with, records show.

She never disclosed this income on federal ethics forms.

(Published June)
Kristi Noem Secretly Took a Cut of Political Donations
A dark money group paid $80,000 to Noem’s personal company when she was governor of South Dakota. She did not include this income on her federal disclosure forms, a likely violation of ethics requirem...
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 14h
It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff
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Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 13h
fleabag from the show fleabag looking horrified and offended (because she shags a hot priest)
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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 12h
Get ‘em
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 13h
sounds like someone doesn’t want to see me pole vault
Thread- I said not to brag but im probably really good at pole vaulting Then some Addict cakes angry old bat said “it’s harder than it looks,” and I said “no it’s not.”
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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 12h
It is 😆😆😆
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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 12h
Idk what’s better: this very true documentary about NBA hall of famer Jeffrey Epstein or the comments about it on YouTube

Or the title. Bad Pedophile is a fucking amazing title
@epicbuildaboatking589 2 days ago I always knew he was a pedophile and sex pervert but wasn't sure if he was one of the good or bad ones. Excited to learn more about this 凸 5.1K 日 18 Show more replies @jpt9328 Prize. 4 hours ago The Onion's finally gonna get that Nobel Peace 心2.4K E 19 @Incred_Canemian 4 hours ago "No Adults Were Harmed In The Making Of This Film" Hmmmm, oddly specific 凸 2.1K 曰7 : Show more replies @williamminerd5462 4 hours ago Epstein's entire player profile has been wiped from the NBA record books. Look it up yourself, right now. ZERO mention of anything from the career of an NBA champion. Why??????? щ 1.3K 9 日 17 @EpicBeard815 2 hours ago If Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself, then who did kill himself? L130 ⑦日2 Show more replies @Bekn7UOolToN This was the documentary that touched me in places I wasn't ready for. 凸 2.2K| ⑦曰 12 2 days ago @thesuperpunmaster6369 1 day ago (edited) Kinda weird that the entire onion staff comitted ritualistic suicide... someone should probably look into that. 凸9519日8 Show more replies @GnarWall237 2 hours ago Holy shit I needed this! Im a child sex trafficking survivor and the news has been really hard on my CPTSD. This just gave me such a good laugh and something to associate all of the triggering news I fucking love the onion 759日2
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