Kelly
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don't become an arm of the police state because lost doggy commercial sad
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i urgently need a lawyer/group of lawyers who can write up a risk assessment for people of various citizenship/visa/asylum statuses to get on a plane home to minnesota from detention
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 PM
i urgently need a lawyer/group of lawyers who can write up a risk assessment for people of various citizenship/visa/asylum statuses to get on a plane home to minnesota from detention
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Lawsky: who can help with this???
i urgently need a lawyer/group of lawyers who can write up a risk assessment for people of various citizenship/visa/asylum statuses to get on a plane home to minnesota from detention
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Lawsky: who can help with this???
it's 3:30 AM, of course we're spiraling
February 10, 2026 at 8:25 AM
it's 3:30 AM, of course we're spiraling
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Instead of age verification, websites should just make you describe the first time you saw someone die on the Internet. if the story makes whoever reads it sad, you're an adult for Internet purposes.
February 10, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Instead of age verification, websites should just make you describe the first time you saw someone die on the Internet. if the story makes whoever reads it sad, you're an adult for Internet purposes.
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Adulting is knowing *I CAN* eat a triple chocolate muffin at midnight, but *I SHOULDNT* and then *I EAT IT ANYWAY*
February 10, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Adulting is knowing *I CAN* eat a triple chocolate muffin at midnight, but *I SHOULDNT* and then *I EAT IT ANYWAY*
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The choice to frame this rhetorically as a negotiation *with ICE and DHS* rather than, you know, a decision about their future made by their rightful superiors in the popularly elected legislature is, to me, incredibly grating.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
The choice to frame this rhetorically as a negotiation *with ICE and DHS* rather than, you know, a decision about their future made by their rightful superiors in the popularly elected legislature is, to me, incredibly grating.
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Not many people know this, but pigeons really do hate us, and they choose the most clean cars on purpose
January 9, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Not many people know this, but pigeons really do hate us, and they choose the most clean cars on purpose
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him: would you say you’re silly?
me: i’m half goose, on my dads side
me: i’m half goose, on my dads side
February 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
him: would you say you’re silly?
me: i’m half goose, on my dads side
me: i’m half goose, on my dads side
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the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences
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Imagine the cognitive dissonance of hating BIPOC while having a spray tan
February 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Imagine the cognitive dissonance of hating BIPOC while having a spray tan
it's stupid motherfuckers all the way down
February 10, 2026 at 7:27 AM
it's stupid motherfuckers all the way down
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where’s this famous grass everyone keeps recommending i touch?
February 10, 2026 at 4:26 AM
where’s this famous grass everyone keeps recommending i touch?
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Everyone needs to say in one voice we will primary you if you don't support abolishing ice
February 10, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Everyone needs to say in one voice we will primary you if you don't support abolishing ice
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hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
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mo pizza less problems
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 AM
mo pizza less problems
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Staying up late as an adult is just letting the dumbest version of yourself make decisions that will ruin the smartest version of yourself
February 9, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Staying up late as an adult is just letting the dumbest version of yourself make decisions that will ruin the smartest version of yourself
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I wrote you a poem.
It goes:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*coughs blood*
It goes:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*coughs blood*
November 21, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I wrote you a poem.
It goes:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*coughs blood*
It goes:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*coughs blood*
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I‘m really more of a discontent creator.
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 AM
I‘m really more of a discontent creator.
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“athletes who get one chance to perform on a true world stage every four years take every possible precaution to be in the best condition possible when it’s time to compete”
For most people, the pandemic days of masking are behind us. In certain corners of the Winter Olympics, though, things still look a lot like they did in Covid times. Some athletes are taking extreme measures to stay healthy. n.pr/4akK70l
Olympic Covid restrictions are gone, but some athletes still self-quarantining
For most people, the pandemic days of masking are behind us. In certain corners of the Winter Olympics, though, things still look a lot like they did in Covid times. Some athletes are taking extreme measures to stay healthy.
n.pr
February 10, 2026 at 6:41 AM
“athletes who get one chance to perform on a true world stage every four years take every possible precaution to be in the best condition possible when it’s time to compete”
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I think it’s supercool of the authoritarian panopticon doorbell company to name themselves after the demon video that kills you in 7 days; almost as cool as the authoritarian panopticon precrime software company to name themselves after the evil demon orb that puts its users in thrall to Sauron.
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I think it’s supercool of the authoritarian panopticon doorbell company to name themselves after the demon video that kills you in 7 days; almost as cool as the authoritarian panopticon precrime software company to name themselves after the evil demon orb that puts its users in thrall to Sauron.
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idk i think in a time when it feels like nothing matters & all is futile it might actually be time to double down and write your stories & make your paintings & sing your songs & do your art. create the things that make us human and share them.
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 AM
idk i think in a time when it feels like nothing matters & all is futile it might actually be time to double down and write your stories & make your paintings & sing your songs & do your art. create the things that make us human and share them.
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wow. still going huh?
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 AM
wow. still going huh?
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It is very funny that Elon talks about building a city on Mars or a city on the Moon when we all know him building a city in Indiana would be an unmitigated disaster
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
It is very funny that Elon talks about building a city on Mars or a city on the Moon when we all know him building a city in Indiana would be an unmitigated disaster
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I enjoyed the Super Bowl halftime show but it would be nice if next year the halftime show was a plain black screen for fifteen minutes, giving football fans a quiet moment to contemplate their own mortality
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I enjoyed the Super Bowl halftime show but it would be nice if next year the halftime show was a plain black screen for fifteen minutes, giving football fans a quiet moment to contemplate their own mortality
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conservative: i can’t understand a single word in this halftime show, what else is on
🎵bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy🎵
conservative: amen patriot
🎵bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy🎵
conservative: amen patriot
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
conservative: i can’t understand a single word in this halftime show, what else is on
🎵bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy🎵
conservative: amen patriot
🎵bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy🎵
conservative: amen patriot