Kelly
@infinitefinite.bsky.social
Tell your pets I said hi.
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Boston Bruins 🏒🐻
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don't become an arm of the police state because lost doggy commercial sad
"Why do you want to work here?"
Because I want to be able to pay my rent, pay my bills, buy groceries, and maybe occasionally get a little treat. Why the fuck do you think I want the job? "To be a part of a company that's MAKING HISTORY by DISRUPTING the XYZ industry"? Be for real right now.
Because I want to be able to pay my rent, pay my bills, buy groceries, and maybe occasionally get a little treat. Why the fuck do you think I want the job? "To be a part of a company that's MAKING HISTORY by DISRUPTING the XYZ industry"? Be for real right now.
February 13, 2026 at 5:46 PM
"Why do you want to work here?"
Because I want to be able to pay my rent, pay my bills, buy groceries, and maybe occasionally get a little treat. Why the fuck do you think I want the job? "To be a part of a company that's MAKING HISTORY by DISRUPTING the XYZ industry"? Be for real right now.
Because I want to be able to pay my rent, pay my bills, buy groceries, and maybe occasionally get a little treat. Why the fuck do you think I want the job? "To be a part of a company that's MAKING HISTORY by DISRUPTING the XYZ industry"? Be for real right now.
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Okay but when your face is sweaty what if the beads of sweat were tiny versions of your face running down your face and those faces were also sweating faces
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Okay but when your face is sweaty what if the beads of sweat were tiny versions of your face running down your face and those faces were also sweating faces
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i need someone to bring me a bean burrito from taco bell. it’s an emergency
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
i need someone to bring me a bean burrito from taco bell. it’s an emergency
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Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
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posting 'Fuck Gavin Newsom' once a day as a honeypot until I have every idiot on this website blocked
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
posting 'Fuck Gavin Newsom' once a day as a honeypot until I have every idiot on this website blocked
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They’re just out there setting records at everything.
Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days
Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:58 PM
They’re just out there setting records at everything.
the predictive text robot that's destroying the earth isn't sentient, I promise
February 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
the predictive text robot that's destroying the earth isn't sentient, I promise
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asking every debt collector why they’re calling me while the stock market is at an all time high
February 13, 2026 at 2:16 PM
asking every debt collector why they’re calling me while the stock market is at an all time high
sometimes I think about posting a selfie, but then I remember how often they get dug up by weirdos with terrible opinions if you offend them
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
sometimes I think about posting a selfie, but then I remember how often they get dug up by weirdos with terrible opinions if you offend them
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not crazy not unwell but a secret 3am thing
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
not crazy not unwell but a secret 3am thing
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also i will NEVER forget that when it was Mamdani vs Cuomo, the blue no matter who people didn't say a word about voting for the Democrat no matter what. everyone saw that.
February 13, 2026 at 12:52 PM
also i will NEVER forget that when it was Mamdani vs Cuomo, the blue no matter who people didn't say a word about voting for the Democrat no matter what. everyone saw that.
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People are asking me who the left would support and my answer is this:
the election is two years away, we DO NOT HAVE TO DECIDE NOW.
the election is two years away, we DO NOT HAVE TO DECIDE NOW.
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 PM
People are asking me who the left would support and my answer is this:
the election is two years away, we DO NOT HAVE TO DECIDE NOW.
the election is two years away, we DO NOT HAVE TO DECIDE NOW.
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Democratic party leaders know they have a large percentage of voters who will always vote for harm reduction and yet the harm is always increasing. Yes the Republican party has agency too, but telling leftists to shut up for fucking years has gotten Democrats to this current situation.
February 13, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Democratic party leaders know they have a large percentage of voters who will always vote for harm reduction and yet the harm is always increasing. Yes the Republican party has agency too, but telling leftists to shut up for fucking years has gotten Democrats to this current situation.
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"Penguins are tiny weather wizards who conjure storms with their poop."
Yeah. No duh.
Yeah. No duh.
May 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"Penguins are tiny weather wizards who conjure storms with their poop."
Yeah. No duh.
Yeah. No duh.
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my enemies: sephiroth posting (over the top, sinister)
me: sephiroth posting (channeling a great and terrible vengeance)
me: sephiroth posting (channeling a great and terrible vengeance)
January 23, 2026 at 8:24 PM
my enemies: sephiroth posting (over the top, sinister)
me: sephiroth posting (channeling a great and terrible vengeance)
me: sephiroth posting (channeling a great and terrible vengeance)
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Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
January 23, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
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Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate.
February 13, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate.
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it's a good day to "meh" and dissociate
February 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
it's a good day to "meh" and dissociate
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what's up with people sleeping instead of liking my skeets? unbelievable
February 13, 2026 at 6:01 AM
what's up with people sleeping instead of liking my skeets? unbelievable
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unclench your buttocks
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 AM
unclench your buttocks
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In terms of what cures are being lost:
- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
In terms of what cures are being lost:
- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
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my favorite thing about valentine’s day is masturbating while eating chocolate
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 AM
my favorite thing about valentine’s day is masturbating while eating chocolate
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Every day is Fat Tuesday when you love spaghetti as much as I do
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Every day is Fat Tuesday when you love spaghetti as much as I do
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*current events occurring*
every decent person on Earth:
every decent person on Earth:
February 13, 2026 at 6:39 AM
*current events occurring*
every decent person on Earth:
every decent person on Earth: