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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It's 4 PM.
inside me are two burritos, they were delicious
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
inside me are two burritos, they were delicious
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explaining to my boss that i am late every day because we are in the bad timeline
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
explaining to my boss that i am late every day because we are in the bad timeline
Tama Gucci Mane
is this anything?
is this anything?
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Tama Gucci Mane
is this anything?
is this anything?
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Your shitposting is tearing this family apart.
October 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Your shitposting is tearing this family apart.
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That thump from under the floorboards sure has been a lot louder lately.
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
That thump from under the floorboards sure has been a lot louder lately.
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It’s not over, I won’t let it go. 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s not over, I won’t let it go. 🎃
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What if we made out in the LEGO store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What if we made out in the LEGO store.
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The insanity of all this is increasing at an exponential rate, something has to break bubba
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The insanity of all this is increasing at an exponential rate, something has to break bubba
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
you look like someone who thinks all pasta shapes are the same
November 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
you look like someone who thinks all pasta shapes are the same
eat me like one of your French fries
...and send
...and send
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
eat me like one of your French fries
...and send
...and send
me: SOMEBODY STOP ME!
them: ...that is not what we meant by 'masking'
them: ...that is not what we meant by 'masking'
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
me: SOMEBODY STOP ME!
them: ...that is not what we meant by 'masking'
them: ...that is not what we meant by 'masking'
oops I think I lost my funny bone
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
oops I think I lost my funny bone
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If you are a bird and you use my hair in your nest, I am technically your landlord
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you are a bird and you use my hair in your nest, I am technically your landlord
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i would consider macaroni and cheese a "core" thanksgiving side as quintessential to the holiday as green beans or mashed potatoes. some however would disagree *steeples fingers* much to consider
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
i would consider macaroni and cheese a "core" thanksgiving side as quintessential to the holiday as green beans or mashed potatoes. some however would disagree *steeples fingers* much to consider
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making a glitter bomb with my body hair
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
making a glitter bomb with my body hair
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give every transgender person a mech suit
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
give every transgender person a mech suit
building out a work portfolio is reminding me that I do enjoy what I do, but it would be better if someone would pay me to do it
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
building out a work portfolio is reminding me that I do enjoy what I do, but it would be better if someone would pay me to do it
wow, it's almost like monopolies are bad or something
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
wow, it's almost like monopolies are bad or something
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In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
Sanford grandfather, born in refugee camp, nabbed by ICE after 70 years in U.S.
Paul Bojerski never gained official residency, but he checked in regularly with ICE for years. Then in July, at age 79, he was detained and sent to Alligator Alcatraz.
www.orlandosentinel.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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I would pay extra to make select people's phones keep buzzing until they read my text
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I would pay extra to make select people's phones keep buzzing until they read my text
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clarrissa did explain this actually
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
clarrissa did explain this actually
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If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
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is this what happens when the economy is good
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
is this what happens when the economy is good
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Pepperidge Farm Remembers What You Did Last Summer
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Pepperidge Farm Remembers What You Did Last Summer