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don't become an arm of the police state because lost doggy commercial sad
yippie kayak motherfucker
February 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
yippie kayak motherfucker
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It was a good day (saw ravens irl)
February 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
It was a good day (saw ravens irl)
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Nothing says freedom like going to Walmart for printer ink to print paperwork to update my birth certificate so I can prove I exist enough to vote. Land of the free, home of the administrative burden
February 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Nothing says freedom like going to Walmart for printer ink to print paperwork to update my birth certificate so I can prove I exist enough to vote. Land of the free, home of the administrative burden
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Love how colon cancer keeps killing people under 50 and yet insurance doesn't cover colonoscopy without cost-sharing until age 45.
I just paid $1,584 out of pocket for mine thanks to my deductible and copays
I just paid $1,584 out of pocket for mine thanks to my deductible and copays
February 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Love how colon cancer keeps killing people under 50 and yet insurance doesn't cover colonoscopy without cost-sharing until age 45.
I just paid $1,584 out of pocket for mine thanks to my deductible and copays
I just paid $1,584 out of pocket for mine thanks to my deductible and copays
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You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.
February 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.
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it's stupid motherfuckers all the way down
February 10, 2026 at 7:27 AM
it's stupid motherfuckers all the way down
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
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We are underreacting about all of this.
February 11, 2026 at 11:38 AM
We are underreacting about all of this.
did the public move on or has mainstream media news coverage moved on in the hopes that everyone else will too
Sadly, this is why Democratic leaders needed to act when the iron was hot — to lead, get out on the streets, and mobilize public opinion.
It may now be that their moment has passed and the public has moved on. If so, what a shame; what a lost opportunity.
It may now be that their moment has passed and the public has moved on. If so, what a shame; what a lost opportunity.
Sometimes very hard not to feel like the rest of the country has abandoned Minnesota. We STILL have ICE everywhere. Our schools, businesses, and economy are in profound crisis. But without Bovino here throwing tear gas, much of the country seems to not care at all what’s being done to us.
February 11, 2026 at 3:47 PM
did the public move on or has mainstream media news coverage moved on in the hopes that everyone else will too
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Welcome to our weekly game, Violent Atrocities or Gross Incompetence? in which we try to decode minimally informative breaking news without scaring the chickens
February 11, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Welcome to our weekly game, Violent Atrocities or Gross Incompetence? in which we try to decode minimally informative breaking news without scaring the chickens
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having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
the butt is the shoulders of the legs
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
the butt is the shoulders of the legs
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BAAAAAAABE BABE BABE BABE WAKE UP THEY’RE RECREATING THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS FROM FIRST PRINCIPLES
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
BAAAAAAABE BABE BABE BABE WAKE UP THEY’RE RECREATING THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS FROM FIRST PRINCIPLES
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The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of muppets
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 AM
The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of muppets
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Ate too much cake, goodbye.
February 11, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Ate too much cake, goodbye.
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Sport where people compete to see who becomes the best bog mummy. 4,000 years later they are unearthed from the bog and the winner receives a special crown.
February 11, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Sport where people compete to see who becomes the best bog mummy. 4,000 years later they are unearthed from the bog and the winner receives a special crown.
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sleep isn’t real if it was i would get some
February 11, 2026 at 8:13 AM
sleep isn’t real if it was i would get some
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Something in the way she applies her clown make-up
February 11, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Something in the way she applies her clown make-up
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A hallmark of "The good guys" throughout history is being concerned with "resistance hot spots"
February 11, 2026 at 5:27 AM
A hallmark of "The good guys" throughout history is being concerned with "resistance hot spots"
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Why do you think they’re desperate to make sure we’re not anonymous on the internet?
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Why do you think they’re desperate to make sure we’re not anonymous on the internet?
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The Admin: we love what ICE is doing, we need more money so they can do MORE of it in MORE places in WORSE ways
Schumer: we will give you the money if you promise not to do it in worse ways
The Admin: no
Schumer: I call for bipartisanship in public safety
Schumer: we will give you the money if you promise not to do it in worse ways
The Admin: no
Schumer: I call for bipartisanship in public safety
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
The Admin: we love what ICE is doing, we need more money so they can do MORE of it in MORE places in WORSE ways
Schumer: we will give you the money if you promise not to do it in worse ways
The Admin: no
Schumer: I call for bipartisanship in public safety
Schumer: we will give you the money if you promise not to do it in worse ways
The Admin: no
Schumer: I call for bipartisanship in public safety
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Whitewashed bankrolling is when you “conditionally” fund an institution over which you have no actual authority, particularly when administrators of that funding affirm that current operations are 1) completely consistent with the objective, (2) could only be made more efficient with more funding.
Democrats are STILL waiting on Republicans to come to the table and negotiate commonsense reforms to rein in ICE and bring an end to the violence.
We must end roving patrols.
We must have a code of conduct.
We must end secret police.
We must end roving patrols.
We must have a code of conduct.
We must end secret police.
February 10, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Whitewashed bankrolling is when you “conditionally” fund an institution over which you have no actual authority, particularly when administrators of that funding affirm that current operations are 1) completely consistent with the objective, (2) could only be made more efficient with more funding.
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One thing curling has taught me is it doesn't matter what country you're from, the louder you shout the more Scottish you sound
February 10, 2026 at 8:45 PM
One thing curling has taught me is it doesn't matter what country you're from, the louder you shout the more Scottish you sound
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Angrily emailing burt because the lip balm i just ate tastes like artificial bees
September 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Angrily emailing burt because the lip balm i just ate tastes like artificial bees
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I think if I was on a congressional committee for some fascist nominee, during my turn I would say just "why would I ask you any questions, fascist? you're a fascist, you'll simply lie about them" and then call him a fascist and his bosses fascist in as many ways as possible before they cut my mic
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I think if I was on a congressional committee for some fascist nominee, during my turn I would say just "why would I ask you any questions, fascist? you're a fascist, you'll simply lie about them" and then call him a fascist and his bosses fascist in as many ways as possible before they cut my mic