Kelly
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Everybody else saw that Dunkin ad, right? It wasn't just me?
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Everybody else saw that Dunkin ad, right? It wasn't just me?
bring back good Super Bowl ads
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
bring back good Super Bowl ads
great more sports betting ads
February 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
great more sports betting ads
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There have historically been so few commercials about pee
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
There have historically been so few commercials about pee
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The Super Bowl commercials are all the same. AI, crypto, Scientology. Yeah we get it you’re in a cult.
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
The Super Bowl commercials are all the same. AI, crypto, Scientology. Yeah we get it you’re in a cult.
this calls for more chips and dip
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
this calls for more chips and dip
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why didn’t the crypto ad want to ask if it was sexual
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
why didn’t the crypto ad want to ask if it was sexual
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when does the zamboni come out onto the field
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
when does the zamboni come out onto the field
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when will I learn to only post extremely obscure remarks that inspire no one to repost & attract no new readers
February 8, 2026 at 10:46 PM
when will I learn to only post extremely obscure remarks that inspire no one to repost & attract no new readers
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Levels of ketamine never before ingested
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Levels of ketamine never before ingested
did the Patriots offense stay home
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
did the Patriots offense stay home
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Oh yay, Dunkin', thanks for the nightmare fuel
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Oh yay, Dunkin', thanks for the nightmare fuel
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how dare you use karaoke for evil
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
how dare you use karaoke for evil
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The common fundamental concept behind all of these ads is they're designed to piss me off
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
The common fundamental concept behind all of these ads is they're designed to piss me off
the dunkin commercial is just painful wtf
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
the dunkin commercial is just painful wtf
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BSB giving coin base permission to use their song makes me very sad.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
BSB giving coin base permission to use their song makes me very sad.
"Am I so secure?" lmao okay then
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
"Am I so secure?" lmao okay then
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every commercial for ai is like “chat tell me how to read a spreadsheet”
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
every commercial for ai is like “chat tell me how to read a spreadsheet”
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This years Super Bowl ads are all sponsored by the buy nothing movement
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
This years Super Bowl ads are all sponsored by the buy nothing movement
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February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
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ugggghhh Serena promoting weight loss drugs is fucking depressing
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
ugggghhh Serena promoting weight loss drugs is fucking depressing
take a drink for every bullshit AI commercial, just kidding, we'd all die
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
take a drink for every bullshit AI commercial, just kidding, we'd all die
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Why is it always “what’s up” and not “how are you coping with the terrors of sentient existence today?”
January 19, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Why is it always “what’s up” and not “how are you coping with the terrors of sentient existence today?”