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Kelly
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don't become an arm of the police state because lost doggy commercial sad
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my enemies: sephiroth posting (over the top, sinister)

me: sephiroth posting (channeling a great and terrible vengeance)
January 23, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance

Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
January 23, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate.
February 13, 2026 at 7:03 AM
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it's a good day to "meh" and dissociate
February 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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what's up with people sleeping instead of liking my skeets? unbelievable
February 13, 2026 at 6:01 AM
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unclench your buttocks
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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In terms of what cures are being lost:

- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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my favorite thing about valentine’s day is masturbating while eating chocolate
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Every day is Fat Tuesday when you love spaghetti as much as I do
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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*current events occurring*

every decent person on Earth:
February 13, 2026 at 6:39 AM
frankly, our heating and electricity bills should be much, MUCH lower with how frequently I am incandescent with rage
February 13, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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I really don't think a lot of elected Dems understand how radicalized a lot of people like me are right now. Like the only debates about ICE and DHS I want to hear from my candidates is about who has the better plan to dismantle both and who will prosecute the ICE goons better.
February 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Fun Olympics fact: the event is called Skeleton because that's the part of you that breaks if something goes wrong
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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the night is still young
unlike most of us here
February 13, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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im a keep saying crazy shit as long as the world continues to be insane
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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if you see something, (titties on the timeline) say something (to me, so that i can see them too)
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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no one can find me in here

--me from inside my giant puffer coat
February 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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*gets confronted by adobe acrobat reader for not making it my default*
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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I had the entire twice baked potato left from last night, I could only finish the top part

The worst part is waiting for the soup to cool, what do you wanna do while we wait?

Listening to ZZ Top’s Tres Hombres
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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I need a sensory deprivation chamber, but with snacks
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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they made a whole website for people who know that you could rewind from the start of CD track 1 to -0:00:15
February 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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Having to use Ticketmaster to see a band you like feels like I got tricked by an old witch.
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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proving my age to a discord employee younger than my gmail account
February 12, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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ummm it's called postsmithing
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM