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don't become an arm of the police state because lost doggy commercial sad
why is the Discover tab always Like That
February 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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Southwest Airlines spent tens of millions on a Superbowl ad just to say, "we now have assigned seating like every other airline"
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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My takeaways from Bad Bunny nobody asked for

1. the inclusion of afro-Latinidad
2. the use of kids AS kids. they weren't doing much but vibing (said positively).
3. I think there are a lot of easter eggs that require repeat viewing
4. everyone looked like they were having so much fun
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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it is weird to read updates from the Olympics and updates about ICE right next to each other
February 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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i know i said that my posts wouldn't be so cringe if bluesky had a drafts folder, but i was lying
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
oh gosh, what will my first draft be, I'm so nervous
February 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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Our obsession with productivity is psychotic.

Because there's never enough productivity.

If you work hard, they want you to work even harder.

Making a line go up for the sake of making a line go up is just flawed.
February 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I love getting to see Hilary Knight & Megan Keller play on the same team
February 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Also do notice, these two Supreme Court decisions dropped the *same day*:

- States can restrict online speech if it is "adult".
- The mere depiction of homosexual existence can be objectionable adult content.

A plus B equals C
Alito includes screenshots from the books he thinks parents should be able to bar schools from letting their children read.
June 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Age verification is deanonymization,
Deanonymization is censorship.

The Supreme Court is now taking away your right to anonymously *read* a form of speech. If speaking can mean that your readers have to subject themselves to potential consequences to read it, how can there be freedom of speech?
NEW: In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court held that age verification for explicit sites is constitutional. The majority said it protects minors without violating free speech; dissenters warned it burdens adults’ rights and ignores First Amendment precedent.

by @mattburgess1.bsky.social:
US Supreme Court Upholds Texas Porn ID Law
In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court held that age verification for explicit sites is constitutional. In a dissent, Justice Elena Kagan warned it burdens adults and ignores First Amendment precedent.
www.wired.com
June 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Actually, these are my emotional support bangers.
February 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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Rejoice!
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
a trick for feeling your best as you age is to dedicate a minimum of 13 hours per day stretching every part of your body you can still move at will
February 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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It cost about $10 million to send the Vice President to the Olympics to get booed. We can do it from home for free.
February 9, 2026 at 7:37 PM
the list of things that can't be fixed by homemade French onion dip is pretty small, basically only lactose intolerance
February 9, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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In good news, a little one was born in Utah🦒

www.sltrib.com/news/2026/01...
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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every single "principled libertarian" put on the red hat in 2016 and i don't think we should let them take it off and pretend like they're real intellectuals again now that he's unpopular
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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If you said "that was great" after the Bad Bunny performance, Google has provided your information to DHS
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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every AI commercial was like “learn to use this so we can fire you”
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Since the early days of the space program, astronauts have quarantined before missions because any illness could be disastrous. It’s eminently logical — not “extreme” — for athletes who’ve trained their WHOLE LIVES for one event to take similar precautions in order to stay in peak physical condition
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 8h
For most people, the pandemic days of masking are behind us. In certain corners of the Winter Olympics, though, things still look a lot like they did in Covid times. Some athletes are taking extreme measures to stay healthy. n.pr/4akK70l
Olympic Covid restrictions are gone, but some athletes still self-quarantining
For most people, the pandemic days of masking are behind us. In certain corners of the Winter Olympics, though, things still look a lot like they did in Covid times. Some athletes are taking extreme measures to stay healthy.
n.pr
February 9, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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“We got 5 million viewers for our halftime show what does that tell you?” buddy the dogs pissing and shitting on the puppy bowl field at halftime got 12 million viewers it tells me you don’t understand numbers
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM