Kelly
@infinitefinite.bsky.social
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Boston Bruins 🏒🐻
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don't become an arm of the police state because lost doggy commercial sad
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You can save drafts with images and alt text, that's nice!
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
You can save drafts with images and alt text, that's nice!
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ME: it’s not delivery it’s digiorno
HOSPITAL NURSE: um ok let’s get your wife to the digiorno room
HOSPITAL NURSE: um ok let’s get your wife to the digiorno room
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
ME: it’s not delivery it’s digiorno
HOSPITAL NURSE: um ok let’s get your wife to the digiorno room
HOSPITAL NURSE: um ok let’s get your wife to the digiorno room
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Reading 1984 to lighten the mood.
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Reading 1984 to lighten the mood.
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Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
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(banging gavel in parliament) my friends should not be allowed to go to bed before me
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
(banging gavel in parliament) my friends should not be allowed to go to bed before me
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changing the headline on my resume to Irreverent Internet Comedian
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 AM
changing the headline on my resume to Irreverent Internet Comedian
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The people who support mass deportation policies never cared about whether people have "criminal records," and I caution people who want to stop mass deportations that they should not focus on the "criminal records" either.
February 9, 2026 at 11:47 PM
The people who support mass deportation policies never cared about whether people have "criminal records," and I caution people who want to stop mass deportations that they should not focus on the "criminal records" either.
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Where I come from, a draft is what happens when your doors and windows aren't sealed up tight.
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Where I come from, a draft is what happens when your doors and windows aren't sealed up tight.
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DRAFTS? YOU WANT DRAFTS? I'VE GOT DRAFTS.
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
DRAFTS? YOU WANT DRAFTS? I'VE GOT DRAFTS.
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
this week it's butterscotch chip cookies
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
this week it's butterscotch chip cookies
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My dad sometimes remarks that some men simply "don't believe women are people" and I think about it a lot
this has massive "don't come to school tomorrow" vibes, like jesus fuck
February 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
My dad sometimes remarks that some men simply "don't believe women are people" and I think about it a lot
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not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult
0/10 do not recommend
0/10 do not recommend
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult
0/10 do not recommend
0/10 do not recommend
why is the Discover tab always Like That
February 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
why is the Discover tab always Like That
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Southwest Airlines spent tens of millions on a Superbowl ad just to say, "we now have assigned seating like every other airline"
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Southwest Airlines spent tens of millions on a Superbowl ad just to say, "we now have assigned seating like every other airline"
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My takeaways from Bad Bunny nobody asked for
1. the inclusion of afro-Latinidad
2. the use of kids AS kids. they weren't doing much but vibing (said positively).
3. I think there are a lot of easter eggs that require repeat viewing
4. everyone looked like they were having so much fun
1. the inclusion of afro-Latinidad
2. the use of kids AS kids. they weren't doing much but vibing (said positively).
3. I think there are a lot of easter eggs that require repeat viewing
4. everyone looked like they were having so much fun
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
My takeaways from Bad Bunny nobody asked for
1. the inclusion of afro-Latinidad
2. the use of kids AS kids. they weren't doing much but vibing (said positively).
3. I think there are a lot of easter eggs that require repeat viewing
4. everyone looked like they were having so much fun
1. the inclusion of afro-Latinidad
2. the use of kids AS kids. they weren't doing much but vibing (said positively).
3. I think there are a lot of easter eggs that require repeat viewing
4. everyone looked like they were having so much fun
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it is weird to read updates from the Olympics and updates about ICE right next to each other
February 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
it is weird to read updates from the Olympics and updates about ICE right next to each other
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i know i said that my posts wouldn't be so cringe if bluesky had a drafts folder, but i was lying
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
i know i said that my posts wouldn't be so cringe if bluesky had a drafts folder, but i was lying
oh gosh, what will my first draft be, I'm so nervous
February 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
oh gosh, what will my first draft be, I'm so nervous
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Our obsession with productivity is psychotic.
Because there's never enough productivity.
If you work hard, they want you to work even harder.
Making a line go up for the sake of making a line go up is just flawed.
Because there's never enough productivity.
If you work hard, they want you to work even harder.
Making a line go up for the sake of making a line go up is just flawed.
February 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Our obsession with productivity is psychotic.
Because there's never enough productivity.
If you work hard, they want you to work even harder.
Making a line go up for the sake of making a line go up is just flawed.
Because there's never enough productivity.
If you work hard, they want you to work even harder.
Making a line go up for the sake of making a line go up is just flawed.
I love getting to see Hilary Knight & Megan Keller play on the same team
February 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I love getting to see Hilary Knight & Megan Keller play on the same team
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Also do notice, these two Supreme Court decisions dropped the *same day*:
- States can restrict online speech if it is "adult".
- The mere depiction of homosexual existence can be objectionable adult content.
A plus B equals C
- States can restrict online speech if it is "adult".
- The mere depiction of homosexual existence can be objectionable adult content.
A plus B equals C
Alito includes screenshots from the books he thinks parents should be able to bar schools from letting their children read.
June 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Also do notice, these two Supreme Court decisions dropped the *same day*:
- States can restrict online speech if it is "adult".
- The mere depiction of homosexual existence can be objectionable adult content.
A plus B equals C
- States can restrict online speech if it is "adult".
- The mere depiction of homosexual existence can be objectionable adult content.
A plus B equals C
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Age verification is deanonymization,
Deanonymization is censorship.
The Supreme Court is now taking away your right to anonymously *read* a form of speech. If speaking can mean that your readers have to subject themselves to potential consequences to read it, how can there be freedom of speech?
Deanonymization is censorship.
The Supreme Court is now taking away your right to anonymously *read* a form of speech. If speaking can mean that your readers have to subject themselves to potential consequences to read it, how can there be freedom of speech?
NEW: In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court held that age verification for explicit sites is constitutional. The majority said it protects minors without violating free speech; dissenters warned it burdens adults’ rights and ignores First Amendment precedent.
by @mattburgess1.bsky.social:
by @mattburgess1.bsky.social:
US Supreme Court Upholds Texas Porn ID Law
In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court held that age verification for explicit sites is constitutional. In a dissent, Justice Elena Kagan warned it burdens adults and ignores First Amendment precedent.
www.wired.com
June 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Age verification is deanonymization,
Deanonymization is censorship.
The Supreme Court is now taking away your right to anonymously *read* a form of speech. If speaking can mean that your readers have to subject themselves to potential consequences to read it, how can there be freedom of speech?
Deanonymization is censorship.
The Supreme Court is now taking away your right to anonymously *read* a form of speech. If speaking can mean that your readers have to subject themselves to potential consequences to read it, how can there be freedom of speech?
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