Kelly
@infinitefinite.bsky.social
Tell your pets I said hi.
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don't become an arm of the police state because lost doggy commercial sad
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Dem leadership continuing to support this is a good example of why the French brutally, harshly punished the Vichy alongside the nazis.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Dem leadership continuing to support this is a good example of why the French brutally, harshly punished the Vichy alongside the nazis.
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Now drafts are here, I will just save all my skeets & get the same amount of likes as I would if I posted them
February 10, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Now drafts are here, I will just save all my skeets & get the same amount of likes as I would if I posted them
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stoop kid was right to be afraid to leave his stoop
February 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
stoop kid was right to be afraid to leave his stoop
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
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give 👏 knives 👏 to birds 👏
February 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
give 👏 knives 👏 to birds 👏
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The complete refusal from the Department of Justice and FBI to investigate the allegations in the Epstein Files and made by Epstein survivors is also proof of what victims everywhere go through every day when authority figures refuse to do anything about what happened to them
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
The complete refusal from the Department of Justice and FBI to investigate the allegations in the Epstein Files and made by Epstein survivors is also proof of what victims everywhere go through every day when authority figures refuse to do anything about what happened to them
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I always say this—if any data or footage is collected anywhere, eventually police will come asking for it or someone will figure out a way to sell them access to it. This is also true of ICE.
Police departments across the US are quietly leveraging school district security cameras to assist Donald Trump’s mass immigration enforcement campaign, an investigation by @the74.bsky.social reveals.
February 13, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I always say this—if any data or footage is collected anywhere, eventually police will come asking for it or someone will figure out a way to sell them access to it. This is also true of ICE.
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CHINA: We created a fleet of airborne wind capturing machines that will produce more electricity than we can ever use.
AMERICA: We have coal!
AMERICA: We have coal!
February 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
CHINA: We created a fleet of airborne wind capturing machines that will produce more electricity than we can ever use.
AMERICA: We have coal!
AMERICA: We have coal!
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Combining holidays to save time and money
February 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Combining holidays to save time and money
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it's not the worst thing AI is doing but: i love cat videos so much and it's so annoying that people are posting ai cat videos now
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
it's not the worst thing AI is doing but: i love cat videos so much and it's so annoying that people are posting ai cat videos now
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hey, who's this new guy in our War Plans Chat? we better tell him all of our full government names, addresses, phone numbers, and places of employment, in case he needs to contact us about crimeing
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
hey, who's this new guy in our War Plans Chat? we better tell him all of our full government names, addresses, phone numbers, and places of employment, in case he needs to contact us about crimeing
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if you've never banged a dead vibrator against the wall to revive it you've led a charmed life
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
if you've never banged a dead vibrator against the wall to revive it you've led a charmed life
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United States: Epstein? Who isn't in the Epstein files! Step down?
Everywhere else: I saw Epstein once at a party. I was not invited to the party. I was someone's last-minute plus one. Didn't even talk to him. I'm stepping down from my duties. I shall self-flagelate for the rest of my existence.
Everywhere else: I saw Epstein once at a party. I was not invited to the party. I was someone's last-minute plus one. Didn't even talk to him. I'm stepping down from my duties. I shall self-flagelate for the rest of my existence.
February 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
United States: Epstein? Who isn't in the Epstein files! Step down?
Everywhere else: I saw Epstein once at a party. I was not invited to the party. I was someone's last-minute plus one. Didn't even talk to him. I'm stepping down from my duties. I shall self-flagelate for the rest of my existence.
Everywhere else: I saw Epstein once at a party. I was not invited to the party. I was someone's last-minute plus one. Didn't even talk to him. I'm stepping down from my duties. I shall self-flagelate for the rest of my existence.
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If a vampire cop had a warrant could they enter my house or could they not enter unless I invited them?
February 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
If a vampire cop had a warrant could they enter my house or could they not enter unless I invited them?
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I had THE most vivid dream last night that we formed our own ICE called BEE (Billionaire Eradication Enforcement)
We all started wearing 🐝 and posters everywhere just had bees on them.
And we’d all go “bzzzzzzzzz” whenever one of these fucks was in public, terrifying them.
It was awesome
We all started wearing 🐝 and posters everywhere just had bees on them.
And we’d all go “bzzzzzzzzz” whenever one of these fucks was in public, terrifying them.
It was awesome
February 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I had THE most vivid dream last night that we formed our own ICE called BEE (Billionaire Eradication Enforcement)
We all started wearing 🐝 and posters everywhere just had bees on them.
And we’d all go “bzzzzzzzzz” whenever one of these fucks was in public, terrifying them.
It was awesome
We all started wearing 🐝 and posters everywhere just had bees on them.
And we’d all go “bzzzzzzzzz” whenever one of these fucks was in public, terrifying them.
It was awesome
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I don’t wanna disrupt shit!!! Some things work okay and we shouldnt fuck them up!!
February 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I don’t wanna disrupt shit!!! Some things work okay and we shouldnt fuck them up!!
"Why do you want to work here?"
Because I want to be able to pay my rent, pay my bills, buy groceries, and maybe occasionally get a little treat. Why the fuck do you think I want the job? "To be a part of a company that's MAKING HISTORY by DISRUPTING the XYZ industry"? Be for real right now.
Because I want to be able to pay my rent, pay my bills, buy groceries, and maybe occasionally get a little treat. Why the fuck do you think I want the job? "To be a part of a company that's MAKING HISTORY by DISRUPTING the XYZ industry"? Be for real right now.
February 13, 2026 at 5:46 PM
"Why do you want to work here?"
Because I want to be able to pay my rent, pay my bills, buy groceries, and maybe occasionally get a little treat. Why the fuck do you think I want the job? "To be a part of a company that's MAKING HISTORY by DISRUPTING the XYZ industry"? Be for real right now.
Because I want to be able to pay my rent, pay my bills, buy groceries, and maybe occasionally get a little treat. Why the fuck do you think I want the job? "To be a part of a company that's MAKING HISTORY by DISRUPTING the XYZ industry"? Be for real right now.
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Okay but when your face is sweaty what if the beads of sweat were tiny versions of your face running down your face and those faces were also sweating faces
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Okay but when your face is sweaty what if the beads of sweat were tiny versions of your face running down your face and those faces were also sweating faces
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i need someone to bring me a bean burrito from taco bell. it’s an emergency
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
i need someone to bring me a bean burrito from taco bell. it’s an emergency
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Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
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posting 'Fuck Gavin Newsom' once a day as a honeypot until I have every idiot on this website blocked
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
posting 'Fuck Gavin Newsom' once a day as a honeypot until I have every idiot on this website blocked
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They’re just out there setting records at everything.
Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days
Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:58 PM
They’re just out there setting records at everything.
the predictive text robot that's destroying the earth isn't sentient, I promise
February 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
the predictive text robot that's destroying the earth isn't sentient, I promise
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asking every debt collector why they’re calling me while the stock market is at an all time high
February 13, 2026 at 2:16 PM
asking every debt collector why they’re calling me while the stock market is at an all time high