Kelly
@infinitefinite.bsky.social
Tell your pets I said hi.
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Boston Bruins 🏒🐻
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don't become an arm of the police state because lost doggy commercial sad
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they should invent a body that doesn’t need to be turned over over and over like a rotisserie chicken when you sleep
February 7, 2026 at 9:56 AM
they should invent a body that doesn’t need to be turned over over and over like a rotisserie chicken when you sleep
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It turns out that the only thing standing between us and a version of the pentagon that closes airspace to shoot down party balloons were those diversity trainings at work
February 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
It turns out that the only thing standing between us and a version of the pentagon that closes airspace to shoot down party balloons were those diversity trainings at work
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bluesky spitposter: [asks question in earnest]
the comments: [1000 replies that are political as fuck; no one actually answers the question]
the comments: [1000 replies that are political as fuck; no one actually answers the question]
February 9, 2026 at 11:43 PM
bluesky spitposter: [asks question in earnest]
the comments: [1000 replies that are political as fuck; no one actually answers the question]
the comments: [1000 replies that are political as fuck; no one actually answers the question]
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"This. Is. Jeopardy."
Me: *wrestling Johnny Gilbert to the ground* That's not in the form of a question
Me: *wrestling Johnny Gilbert to the ground* That's not in the form of a question
February 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
"This. Is. Jeopardy."
Me: *wrestling Johnny Gilbert to the ground* That's not in the form of a question
Me: *wrestling Johnny Gilbert to the ground* That's not in the form of a question
what if I went to sleep at a reasonable hour, what then?
February 12, 2026 at 7:56 AM
what if I went to sleep at a reasonable hour, what then?
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I wasn't feeling much about the addition of drafts until I remembered a favorite use for them. Saving standouts from the random jumbles of words/concepts that sometimes flow through my train of thought while half-asleep.
February 12, 2026 at 7:43 AM
I wasn't feeling much about the addition of drafts until I remembered a favorite use for them. Saving standouts from the random jumbles of words/concepts that sometimes flow through my train of thought while half-asleep.
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Someone called it Seated Rivalry
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 12, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Someone called it Seated Rivalry
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the cycle of “devs working for years to make a game > game launches (and it doesn’t matter how successful it is) > two week waiting period > most of the team laid off” is not only entirely unsustainable but genuinely horrifying
Highguard developer Wildlight has reportedly laid off most of its team, says one a level designer sharing the news of layoffs.
The live service game launched just two weeks ago after being revealed at The Game Awards.
(Read more at Game Informer)
The live service game launched just two weeks ago after being revealed at The Game Awards.
(Read more at Game Informer)
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
the cycle of “devs working for years to make a game > game launches (and it doesn’t matter how successful it is) > two week waiting period > most of the team laid off” is not only entirely unsustainable but genuinely horrifying
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Like, straight up: I am not engaging with you. I am blocking you and forgetting about you. Because I don't fucking believe you. You are putting on a little show.
February 12, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Like, straight up: I am not engaging with you. I am blocking you and forgetting about you. Because I don't fucking believe you. You are putting on a little show.
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I stand by my opinion that everyone claiming to not understand why anyone is against genAI in TYoOL 2026, or that anyone against it is just a hysteric incapable of reason, is a fucking faker.
Once again: people are angry for very good reason, and this brand of post is perhaps one of the most tedious and bewildering. Practically every social media platform is rabidly pro-‘AI’ so are govts, academia, companies. This one small space being critical of AI is okay, I think.
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I stand by my opinion that everyone claiming to not understand why anyone is against genAI in TYoOL 2026, or that anyone against it is just a hysteric incapable of reason, is a fucking faker.
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At what age does “tired” become your whole personality? I think I may have reached it.
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
At what age does “tired” become your whole personality? I think I may have reached it.
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ask not for whom the skeet bangs, it bangs for thee
February 12, 2026 at 2:30 AM
ask not for whom the skeet bangs, it bangs for thee
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lugeing the Large Hadron Collider would fix me
February 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
lugeing the Large Hadron Collider would fix me
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if you move you’ll have to reregister. If you get booted from the rolls you’ll have to reregister. In person. With a passport unless your birth cert matches your drivers license. This is a poll tax and will be fought but it’s best to tell them to knock this shit off now before it gets any further
BREAKING NEWS: The U.S. House of Representatives just passed the SAVE America Act, which makes it harder for millions of Americans to vote.
This bill requires all voters to show proof of citizenship to register to vote and photo ID to vote at the polls.
Now, it heads to the Senate.
This bill requires all voters to show proof of citizenship to register to vote and photo ID to vote at the polls.
Now, it heads to the Senate.
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
if you move you’ll have to reregister. If you get booted from the rolls you’ll have to reregister. In person. With a passport unless your birth cert matches your drivers license. This is a poll tax and will be fought but it’s best to tell them to knock this shit off now before it gets any further
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There are *journalists* on here who will post something that is AI or photoshopped, and people will *tell them* and they will leave it up and continue having side conversations with the commenters who still think it’s real and the only conclusion I can draw is that they’re addicted to their numbers.
February 12, 2026 at 3:52 AM
There are *journalists* on here who will post something that is AI or photoshopped, and people will *tell them* and they will leave it up and continue having side conversations with the commenters who still think it’s real and the only conclusion I can draw is that they’re addicted to their numbers.
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Hold on murderous robber let me go to my wall and grab my antique knife. It's shaped like brass knuckles so give me a minute.
February 12, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Hold on murderous robber let me go to my wall and grab my antique knife. It's shaped like brass knuckles so give me a minute.
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no joke here, just a reminder that the ultra wealthy do not see you as human but rather as a resource to extract for profit
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 AM
no joke here, just a reminder that the ultra wealthy do not see you as human but rather as a resource to extract for profit
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Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
I'm going to start calling it 'Bluesky, the Everything App' and there's nothing you or anyone else can do about it
February 12, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I'm going to start calling it 'Bluesky, the Everything App' and there's nothing you or anyone else can do about it
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I did the thing! I emailed, cold, the author of a book I liked to tell them it was good, and to say thanks. Know what? That's a good idea. You were all correct. Everyone should do that.
February 11, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I did the thing! I emailed, cold, the author of a book I liked to tell them it was good, and to say thanks. Know what? That's a good idea. You were all correct. Everyone should do that.
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I am being discriminated against by this childproof packaging for my bedtime weed gummies
February 11, 2026 at 7:21 AM
I am being discriminated against by this childproof packaging for my bedtime weed gummies
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i feel like in the Coen Brothers universe a lot of people are really sad right now to learn The Dude is in the Jackie Treehorn files.
February 11, 2026 at 10:32 PM
i feel like in the Coen Brothers universe a lot of people are really sad right now to learn The Dude is in the Jackie Treehorn files.
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we need more Smedley Butlers and fewer Bradley Coopers.
February 11, 2026 at 2:41 AM
we need more Smedley Butlers and fewer Bradley Coopers.
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Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said