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don't become an arm of the police state because lost doggy commercial sad
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You can save drafts with images and alt text, that's nice!
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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ME: it’s not delivery it’s digiorno

HOSPITAL NURSE: um ok let’s get your wife to the digiorno room
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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Reading 1984 to lighten the mood.
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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(banging gavel in parliament) my friends should not be allowed to go to bed before me
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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changing the headline on my resume to Irreverent Internet Comedian
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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Bed good, world bad
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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The people who support mass deportation policies never cared about whether people have "criminal records," and I caution people who want to stop mass deportations that they should not focus on the "criminal records" either.
February 9, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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Where I come from, a draft is what happens when your doors and windows aren't sealed up tight.
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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DRAFTS? YOU WANT DRAFTS? I'VE GOT DRAFTS.

*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
this week it's butterscotch chip cookies
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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My dad sometimes remarks that some men simply "don't believe women are people" and I think about it a lot
this has massive "don't come to school tomorrow" vibes, like jesus fuck
February 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult

0/10 do not recommend
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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Now, @bsky.app, we need list moderation options, like removing ourselves from lists.
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
why is the Discover tab always Like That
February 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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Southwest Airlines spent tens of millions on a Superbowl ad just to say, "we now have assigned seating like every other airline"
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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My takeaways from Bad Bunny nobody asked for

1. the inclusion of afro-Latinidad
2. the use of kids AS kids. they weren't doing much but vibing (said positively).
3. I think there are a lot of easter eggs that require repeat viewing
4. everyone looked like they were having so much fun
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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it is weird to read updates from the Olympics and updates about ICE right next to each other
February 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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i know i said that my posts wouldn't be so cringe if bluesky had a drafts folder, but i was lying
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
oh gosh, what will my first draft be, I'm so nervous
February 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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Our obsession with productivity is psychotic.

Because there's never enough productivity.

If you work hard, they want you to work even harder.

Making a line go up for the sake of making a line go up is just flawed.
February 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I love getting to see Hilary Knight & Megan Keller play on the same team
February 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Also do notice, these two Supreme Court decisions dropped the *same day*:

- States can restrict online speech if it is "adult".
- The mere depiction of homosexual existence can be objectionable adult content.

A plus B equals C
Alito includes screenshots from the books he thinks parents should be able to bar schools from letting their children read.
June 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Age verification is deanonymization,
Deanonymization is censorship.

The Supreme Court is now taking away your right to anonymously *read* a form of speech. If speaking can mean that your readers have to subject themselves to potential consequences to read it, how can there be freedom of speech?
NEW: In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court held that age verification for explicit sites is constitutional. The majority said it protects minors without violating free speech; dissenters warned it burdens adults’ rights and ignores First Amendment precedent.

by @mattburgess1.bsky.social:
US Supreme Court Upholds Texas Porn ID Law
In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court held that age verification for explicit sites is constitutional. In a dissent, Justice Elena Kagan warned it burdens adults and ignores First Amendment precedent.
www.wired.com
June 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM