Ashley
@ashleysays.bsky.social
Fan of Jimmy Dean breakfasts
Self centered skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaanisbce5hmk
Bang! Bang! https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaab4dtouhk6e
Ngl: https://ngl.link/ashleysays
Self centered skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaanisbce5hmk
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Ngl: https://ngl.link/ashleysays
[laughs mechanically] we have now reached the part of the holidays where I’m looking for my keys and they are in my hand
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
[laughs mechanically] we have now reached the part of the holidays where I’m looking for my keys and they are in my hand
Alright, you’ve forced me
Do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
Do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Alright, you’ve forced me
Do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
Do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
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Blinkers exist. Use them. This isn’t improv.
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Blinkers exist. Use them. This isn’t improv.
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my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
I would so carry this to work present day
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I would so carry this to work present day
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What time do you get in?
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getting an earlier start to the day means there’s more time to focus on vengeance
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
getting an earlier start to the day means there’s more time to focus on vengeance
Cute fact: my nickname is Pooky Bear from my mom
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Cute fact: my nickname is Pooky Bear from my mom
Listen, I love a good 7-9 incher on a Saturday but not this kind
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Listen, I love a good 7-9 incher on a Saturday but not this kind
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fellas is it gay to hang out eating cheesy potatoes
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
fellas is it gay to hang out eating cheesy potatoes
T and H are 100% dicks
I’m very sorry to announce this to the rest of the country & the world, but a transitional logo has been chosen for the 2034 Salt Lake City Olympics & this is it. Why does it say Utah? We don’t know. Why is the font illegible? Yet another mystery. Did they go ugly on purpose? Again, no idea.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
T and H are 100% dicks
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giving this to the most normal baby i know
Rattle
Tlingit, ca. 1890
On view at The Met Fifth Avenue in Gallery 746
Tlingit, ca. 1890
On view at The Met Fifth Avenue in Gallery 746
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
giving this to the most normal baby i know
Ok but we need more months in the year. I can think of like 40
Men of Bluesky Calendar
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Ok but we need more months in the year. I can think of like 40
The first three words you see will define your 2026
Boyfriend
Pussy
Butter
Linda from bob’s burgers: Alright!
Boyfriend
Pussy
Butter
Linda from bob’s burgers: Alright!
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
The first three words you see will define your 2026
Boyfriend
Pussy
Butter
Linda from bob’s burgers: Alright!
Boyfriend
Pussy
Butter
Linda from bob’s burgers: Alright!
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Yep it’s not the fossil fuels or deregulated billion $ industries, it’s that part of the turkey carcass that won’t fit in my soup pot once a year. My bad, planet!
apnews.com/article/than...
apnews.com/article/than...
Your Thanksgiving leftovers are harming the planet. There are ways to shop and cook smarter
Americans wasted an estimated 320 million pounds of food last year from Thanksgiving alone. The food waste nonprofit, ReFED, says that's enough to feed every food insecure person in the U.S. five meal...
apnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Yep it’s not the fossil fuels or deregulated billion $ industries, it’s that part of the turkey carcass that won’t fit in my soup pot once a year. My bad, planet!
apnews.com/article/than...
apnews.com/article/than...
Like each other or as a group they do it to others?
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Like each other or as a group they do it to others?
Mentally I’m here
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Mentally I’m here
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have something to say
Reallllllly don’t wanna go to bed because then comes another day of having to do stuff
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Reallllllly don’t wanna go to bed because then comes another day of having to do stuff
Y’all see it too right?
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Y’all see it too right?
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The musical Wicked, but everyone talks like they’re from Boston.
Glinda: what a wicked smahrt broomstick Elphabar
Elphaba: I’m defyin’ muthahfahkin gravity
Glinda: what a wicked smahrt broomstick Elphabar
Elphaba: I’m defyin’ muthahfahkin gravity
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The musical Wicked, but everyone talks like they’re from Boston.
Glinda: what a wicked smahrt broomstick Elphabar
Elphaba: I’m defyin’ muthahfahkin gravity
Glinda: what a wicked smahrt broomstick Elphabar
Elphaba: I’m defyin’ muthahfahkin gravity
ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT
Being edged by your partner—great
Being edged by your toy dying—
Being edged by your toy dying—
a man in a suit and tie is shaking hands with another man in an elevator and saying `` not great , bob ! ''
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is shaking hands with another man in an elevator and saying `` not great , bob ! ''
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Being edged by your partner—great
Being edged by your toy dying—
Being edged by your toy dying—
I have one regret and that is I didn’t come up with the phrase Russian nesting doll of bullshit
“.. This is X in 2025: Potentially fake accounts crying at other potentially fake accounts that they aren’t real, all while refusing to acknowledge that they themselves aren’t who they say they are — a Russian nesting doll of bullshit.”
@cwarzel.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
@cwarzel.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I have one regret and that is I didn’t come up with the phrase Russian nesting doll of bullshit
Kinda like the drone view on this college bball game on TNT
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Kinda like the drone view on this college bball game on TNT