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Y2K childhood didn’t teach financial literacy, but it did teach us to clench our jaw through a 3-hour detour.
January 8, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Y2K childhood didn’t teach financial literacy, but it did teach us to clench our jaw through a 3-hour detour.
January has the energy of missing the exit and committing out of spite.
January 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
January has the energy of missing the exit and committing out of spite.
Your high beams are not a personality.
January 6, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Your high beams are not a personality.
If you had time to cut me off, you had time to use your blinker.
January 5, 2026 at 1:00 PM
If you had time to cut me off, you had time to use your blinker.
Some of you treat lanes like suggestions and rules like rumors.
January 4, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Some of you treat lanes like suggestions and rules like rumors.
If you’re lost and defensive, that’s a you problem.
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 PM
If you’re lost and defensive, that’s a you problem.
Confidence is not the same thing as knowing where you’re going.
January 2, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Confidence is not the same thing as knowing where you’re going.
If you’re lost today, that’s okay. So is everyone else.
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
If you’re lost today, that’s okay. So is everyone else.
New Year’s Eve is just one last bad decision before January.
December 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
New Year’s Eve is just one last bad decision before January.
If confidence were accuracy, you’d be there by now.
December 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
If confidence were accuracy, you’d be there by now.
Miss a turn? That's on you.
December 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Miss a turn? That's on you.
If you “know a better way,” why are we still here.
December 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
If you “know a better way,” why are we still here.
Winter driving is 90% focus and 10% pretending you’re calm.
December 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Winter driving is 90% focus and 10% pretending you’re calm.
"I literally showed you the route.”
— Magellan, after one wrong turn"
— Magellan, after one wrong turn"
December 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"I literally showed you the route.”
— Magellan, after one wrong turn"
— Magellan, after one wrong turn"
Christmas magic is believing the route will be faster this year.
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Christmas magic is believing the route will be faster this year.
Respectfully, if Santa needs directions, so do you.
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Respectfully, if Santa needs directions, so do you.
If confidence was fuel, half of you would still be out of gas.
December 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If confidence was fuel, half of you would still be out of gas.
Your blinker isn’t decorative.
December 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Your blinker isn’t decorative.
We don’t do impulsive rebrands.
Ask the Gulf of Mexico.
Ask the Gulf of Mexico.
December 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
We don’t do impulsive rebrands.
Ask the Gulf of Mexico.
Ask the Gulf of Mexico.
“Too many drivers. Not enough directions.”
— basically the Vanity Fair article in a nutshell.
— basically the Vanity Fair article in a nutshell.
December 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
“Too many drivers. Not enough directions.”
— basically the Vanity Fair article in a nutshell.
— basically the Vanity Fair article in a nutshell.
“It’s about the journey.”
— Someone who has never been stuck behind a tractor
— Someone who has never been stuck behind a tractor
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“It’s about the journey.”
— Someone who has never been stuck behind a tractor
— Someone who has never been stuck behind a tractor
Look, I can handle heartbreak — but black ice? Absolutely not.
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Look, I can handle heartbreak — but black ice? Absolutely not.
My intern just asked if I “grew up without internet.”
No, I grew up with dial-up, which is worse.
No, I grew up with dial-up, which is worse.
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
My intern just asked if I “grew up without internet.”
No, I grew up with dial-up, which is worse.
No, I grew up with dial-up, which is worse.
All I want for Christmas is to not sit in traffic.
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
All I want for Christmas is to not sit in traffic.
Some of you never printed directions to the mall at 4 a.m., and it shows.
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Some of you never printed directions to the mall at 4 a.m., and it shows.