MapQuest
@mapquest.com
The OG of online mapping.
Get the app on Android and iOS: lnk.bio/MapQuest
Get the app on Android and iOS: lnk.bio/MapQuest
You call it “detour.” We call it “the plot twist.”
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
You call it “detour.” We call it “the plot twist.”
Blinkers exist. Use them. This isn’t improv.
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Blinkers exist. Use them. This isn’t improv.
I brake because I want to.
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I brake because I want to.
If you’re tailgating me, I assume it’s because you need directions.
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
If you’re tailgating me, I assume it’s because you need directions.
We were the first app powered by pure audacity.
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
We were the first app powered by pure audacity.
I fold like a professional
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I fold like a professional
They stopped minting pennies, but that crumpled MapQuest page in your glovebox? Immortal.
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
They stopped minting pennies, but that crumpled MapQuest page in your glovebox? Immortal.
"still punk as ****" I whisper as I print my directions
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"still punk as ****" I whisper as I print my directions
We can’t fix your life, but we can tell you where you missed the turn.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
We can’t fix your life, but we can tell you where you missed the turn.
I swear our password isn't mapquest
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I swear our password isn't mapquest
Turn signals: the original “I care about others” button.
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Turn signals: the original “I care about others” button.
Even we can’t recalculate if no one’s driving. Go vote.
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Even we can’t recalculate if no one’s driving. Go vote.
Honk if your last nerve hit a pothole.
October 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Honk if your last nerve hit a pothole.
You weren't lost. You were just committed to the bit.
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
You weren't lost. You were just committed to the bit.
Apple’s adding ads to their maps. Cute. We’ve had those since gas was $1.47. Thanks for the retro cosplay, follower.
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Apple’s adding ads to their maps. Cute. We’ve had those since gas was $1.47. Thanks for the retro cosplay, follower.
Some people go for a drive. Some people bulldoze federal architecture. We all cope differently, I guess.
October 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Some people go for a drive. Some people bulldoze federal architecture. We all cope differently, I guess.
We used to burn mix CDs for road trips. Now I just burn out.
October 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
We used to burn mix CDs for road trips. Now I just burn out.
When the internet crashes, paper maps just laugh softly from the glovebox.
October 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
When the internet crashes, paper maps just laugh softly from the glovebox.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they do make a story your mom will bring up for the next 20 years.
October 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they do make a story your mom will bring up for the next 20 years.
If you don’t remember printing directions, are you really old enough to drive?
October 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
If you don’t remember printing directions, are you really old enough to drive?
Me every time someone says “MapQuest still exists?"
October 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me every time someone says “MapQuest still exists?"
I've got direction. Do you?
October 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I've got direction. Do you?
If lost, blame the driver, not the map.
October 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If lost, blame the driver, not the map.
Coffee: the only turn-by-turn directions that actually get me to “functional human.”
September 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Coffee: the only turn-by-turn directions that actually get me to “functional human.”