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This is why arguments about whether or not these ICE agents are “legitimate” are a waste of time. Law enforcement agencies — with ZERO exceptions — are racist perpetrators of supralegal violence and incalculable terror.
ICE is horrific...and also an extension of how policing has always worked, not a radical break from it.
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This is why arguments about whether or not these ICE agents are “legitimate” are a waste of time. Law enforcement agencies — with ZERO exceptions — are racist perpetrators of supralegal violence and incalculable terror.
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Me to a friend who's going though it: Have you tried posting way too much? Like way, way, way, way, waaaaay too much
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me to a friend who's going though it: Have you tried posting way too much? Like way, way, way, way, waaaaay too much
I actually try not to anthropomorphize Mowgli too much, as she is a Wild Animal but now I am dating someone who insists she needs a stocking for Christmas
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I actually try not to anthropomorphize Mowgli too much, as she is a Wild Animal but now I am dating someone who insists she needs a stocking for Christmas
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Starbucks baristas are on strike and the No Kings Alliance stands with them. Don’t shop at Starbucks while workers fight for fair pay, better staffing, and an end to union-busting: nocontractnocoffee.org/#pledge
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Starbucks baristas are on strike and the No Kings Alliance stands with them. Don’t shop at Starbucks while workers fight for fair pay, better staffing, and an end to union-busting: nocontractnocoffee.org/#pledge
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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Part of the campaign process should be a mandatory instacart shop where 5 of the ingredients on the list are secretly out of stock and you're electability is based on what you choose as substitutes for those items.
What if we collectively demanded of our elected officials the basic level of competence and ability to pay attention that we expect from like a DoorDash delivery person
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Part of the campaign process should be a mandatory instacart shop where 5 of the ingredients on the list are secretly out of stock and you're electability is based on what you choose as substitutes for those items.
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Possibly the most controversial paragraph in the history of That’s Marvelous. Read the whole thing here: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/159-tktk-and...
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Possibly the most controversial paragraph in the history of That’s Marvelous. Read the whole thing here: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/159-tktk-and...
It's a little bit disarming when my arms pop off
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It's a little bit disarming when my arms pop off
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I’m just impressed that turkeys can make that turkey noise with a beak and a freaky little bird tongue. Like that thing is not nimble enough to make a gobblegobblegobble if you ask me. Real impressive sound work on those turkeys.
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I’m just impressed that turkeys can make that turkey noise with a beak and a freaky little bird tongue. Like that thing is not nimble enough to make a gobblegobblegobble if you ask me. Real impressive sound work on those turkeys.
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A turducken,
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
February 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A turducken,
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
Advent calendar but every pocket has a differently colored leaf in it
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Advent calendar but every pocket has a differently colored leaf in it
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You can open all the doors but sometimes a ghost just won't leave.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
You can open all the doors but sometimes a ghost just won't leave.
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1940s postcard time
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
1940s postcard time
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My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
I don't post a lot of video or audio of Mowgli, so something very important you may not realize about her is every single time she jumps onto or off of something she makes a cute squeaky noise
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I don't post a lot of video or audio of Mowgli, so something very important you may not realize about her is every single time she jumps onto or off of something she makes a cute squeaky noise
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this was IMMEDIATELY REVERSED because people called and yelled at their reps. keep doing that.
November 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
this was IMMEDIATELY REVERSED because people called and yelled at their reps. keep doing that.
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Choglit (2002-circa 2003): A chocolate-flavored "dairy-based" beverage, created in a collaboration between Coca-Cola and Nestle to directly compete with Yoo-Hoo. It contained 16% low-fat milk, and was the first dairy product ever made by Coca-Cola. Sold in both cans and glass bottles
May 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Choglit (2002-circa 2003): A chocolate-flavored "dairy-based" beverage, created in a collaboration between Coca-Cola and Nestle to directly compete with Yoo-Hoo. It contained 16% low-fat milk, and was the first dairy product ever made by Coca-Cola. Sold in both cans and glass bottles
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Neither rain nor sleet nor ICE
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Neither rain nor sleet nor ICE
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my fav thing about ravens is that they walk like little cowboys
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
my fav thing about ravens is that they walk like little cowboys
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
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If for some odd reason I am forced to answer a phone call, I answer with "How did you get this number?"
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
If for some odd reason I am forced to answer a phone call, I answer with "How did you get this number?"
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Oh look, it's that time of year again! Time to place your orders for the 2026 Small Robots Calendar! It's £30, and this year's theme is Wistfulbot Goes for a Walk. It's got contemplative pictures and some sort-of poetry I guess? Anyway, the order form is here: forms.gle/AmdadzcTvzt8...
2026 Small Robots Calendar Order Form
This is the form for ordering a 2026 Small Robots Calendar. It's a wall calendar featuring twelve brand new full-colour illustrations of Wistfulbot going for a walk in various landscapes, thinking abo...
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November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Oh look, it's that time of year again! Time to place your orders for the 2026 Small Robots Calendar! It's £30, and this year's theme is Wistfulbot Goes for a Walk. It's got contemplative pictures and some sort-of poetry I guess? Anyway, the order form is here: forms.gle/AmdadzcTvzt8...
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You do not need AI to "punch up" your email. Just send it and move on with your life, Dostoevsky.
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
You do not need AI to "punch up" your email. Just send it and move on with your life, Dostoevsky.
Please do not rake the leaves out of your yards. I am sleeping under them.
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Please do not rake the leaves out of your yards. I am sleeping under them.
Pulling the spinning void out of my chest and setting it on the bedside table for the night
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Pulling the spinning void out of my chest and setting it on the bedside table for the night