Small Robots
@smolrobots.bsky.social
here are some drawings of helpful small robots for you #SmallRobotsRemastered
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Nonbinary. Pronoun agnostic. 🏳️⚧️
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Small Robots
@smolrobots.bsky.social
· Oct 4
Would you like to order a little picture of a robot? I'm offering commissions of existing robots in a new style that can use as icons for stuff or whatever you like! Prices start at £20 per picture. Contact me on here if you're interested.
I have cleaned the bathroom. The bathroom is clean. And now we're going to keep it that way so I never need to do it again.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have cleaned the bathroom. The bathroom is clean. And now we're going to keep it that way so I never need to do it again.
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The only thing more painful than typing into a tv is watching someone else type into a tv
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The only thing more painful than typing into a tv is watching someone else type into a tv
Or just avoid the whole problem by referring to it as "modular Danish construction toy".
I wrote “playing with his Legos” in an upcoming article because I was being cute. Showed it to two autistic friends who are men. Both of them were like “you absolutely cannot say Legos, you’ll get crucified”
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Or just avoid the whole problem by referring to it as "modular Danish construction toy".
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Here's a preview of the art (Patrons have already seen a larger version of this):
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Here's a preview of the art (Patrons have already seen a larger version of this):
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Oh look, it's that time of year again! Time to place your orders for the 2026 Small Robots Calendar! It's £30, and this year's theme is Wistfulbot Goes for a Walk. It's got contemplative pictures and some sort-of poetry I guess? Anyway, the order form is here: forms.gle/AmdadzcTvzt8...
2026 Small Robots Calendar Order Form
This is the form for ordering a 2026 Small Robots Calendar. It's a wall calendar featuring twelve brand new full-colour illustrations of Wistfulbot going for a walk in various landscapes, thinking abo...
forms.gle
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Oh look, it's that time of year again! Time to place your orders for the 2026 Small Robots Calendar! It's £30, and this year's theme is Wistfulbot Goes for a Walk. It's got contemplative pictures and some sort-of poetry I guess? Anyway, the order form is here: forms.gle/AmdadzcTvzt8...
It's so transparent from the blocks and the booking up to this point that we're going to get Okada/Takeshita in the Continental Classic finals. But on the plus side, we're going to get Okada/Takeshita in the Continental Classic finals. #AEW
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
It's so transparent from the blocks and the booking up to this point that we're going to get Okada/Takeshita in the Continental Classic finals. But on the plus side, we're going to get Okada/Takeshita in the Continental Classic finals. #AEW
Got to pay my first American import tarrifs today! What an exciting way to make almost no profit on orders!
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Got to pay my first American import tarrifs today! What an exciting way to make almost no profit on orders!
We joke about how no one on BSky can read, but I once made the mistake of sarcastically saying, "Yeah, fuck people with cancer," to a reply to something on Facebook and someone got incandescently angry that I had typed the words "fuck people with cancer" and *would not* accept mitigating context.
Guys I have terrible news - this post has gone viral on Facebook, promoting hundreds of rage-filled comments from people who have taken it very seriously indeed. And, most annoyingly, the Autism Parents have found it!!
Mary Walker, 9, who has always displayed autistic traits, was miraculously fixed by her parents insisting that she stop it at once.
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/119410...
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/119410...
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
We joke about how no one on BSky can read, but I once made the mistake of sarcastically saying, "Yeah, fuck people with cancer," to a reply to something on Facebook and someone got incandescently angry that I had typed the words "fuck people with cancer" and *would not* accept mitigating context.
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If you want to feel old, we are now further from the formation of the Kenorland Supercontinent than the formation of the Kenorland Supercontinent is from the formation of the Solar System.
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
If you want to feel old, we are now further from the formation of the Kenorland Supercontinent than the formation of the Kenorland Supercontinent is from the formation of the Solar System.
Stop caring about Star Wars.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Stop caring about Star Wars.
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If you'd asked the same question with Sooty, Sweep and Sue, you'd have got the same answer.
Keir Starmer would lose a head-to-head contest against Wes Streeting, Angela Rayner, Andy Burnham and Ed Miliband, exclusive polling for LabourList by Survation reveals
Starmer would lose leadership contest to Streeting, Rayner, Burnham and Miliband – LabourList
Andy Burnham, Ed Miliband, Angela Rayner and Wes Streeting would all win a head-to-head leadership contest against Keir Starmer, exclusive polling of Labour members reveals.…
labourlist.org
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If you'd asked the same question with Sooty, Sweep and Sue, you'd have got the same answer.
It's hard to overstate how psychologically damaging it must be for Musk to have never had a single other human being be pleased to see him. Literally no one has ever said, "Oh, hey, it's Elon! Great!"
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It's hard to overstate how psychologically damaging it must be for Musk to have never had a single other human being be pleased to see him. Literally no one has ever said, "Oh, hey, it's Elon! Great!"
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A bit of Monday encouragement, should you need it.
If you think you need it every day I can draw one for you.
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If you think you need it every day I can draw one for you.
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November 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A bit of Monday encouragement, should you need it.
If you think you need it every day I can draw one for you.
www.worldofmoose.com/products/car...
If you think you need it every day I can draw one for you.
www.worldofmoose.com/products/car...
I have Stuff to do this week, so I'm taking a break from robots. However, next week it's December, and as I remastered basically all the Festivebots last year, we're going to turn back the clock and revist... *Drumbot roll* The Twelve 'Bots of Christmas!
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I have Stuff to do this week, so I'm taking a break from robots. However, next week it's December, and as I remastered basically all the Festivebots last year, we're going to turn back the clock and revist... *Drumbot roll* The Twelve 'Bots of Christmas!
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Right now the only way for the vast majority of writers and artists to make any kind of a modest living is to self-publish. All but the luckiest few are having to do this. This means the only income most of us have is from Crowdfunded projects. If you love what someone does & can afford it, pay them
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Right now the only way for the vast majority of writers and artists to make any kind of a modest living is to self-publish. All but the luckiest few are having to do this. This means the only income most of us have is from Crowdfunded projects. If you love what someone does & can afford it, pay them
Oh no!
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Oh no!
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Morning thoughts about "AI".
Where do we go from here?
Where do we go from here?
![Thoughts about “AI”
Yes it’s:
The slop
The theft
The brainrot
The loss of work
The crumbling of creator rights
The destroying of the environment and infrastructure
But it's also the destroying of trust in anything that you’re not seeing with your own eyes right in front of you.
Wonder now turned to the narrowing of eyes in immediate scepticism seeing something magical.
Questioning the realness of everything from a stilted written apology to profound works by students in school.
It feels like a slow poison to creativity and humanity at large.
[At the bottom is a doodle of me, mouth a thin line, looking at the viewer]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hlstghbtgoakwc7evp5v6ubw/bafkreihv3rly5g2olva6kbhnisvwtzqbyn3u3fxjfcbjqyp2zud22hrzgq@jpeg)
August 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Morning thoughts about "AI".
Where do we go from here?
Where do we go from here?
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I’ve got a room till the 26th (three days) but almost out of money. I can’t afford to extend, and I have to switch to another hotel for a day regardless before I can come back
I’m a disabled homeless trans woman living in a motel in the short term. If anyone can help me out with funds to extend my stay and cover necessities, I would be immensely grateful. My links are in my bio. 💕💸💸💕
#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’ve got a room till the 26th (three days) but almost out of money. I can’t afford to extend, and I have to switch to another hotel for a day regardless before I can come back
Why wouldn't you fake a picture of you and your imaginary friends eating in the car itself? Weird, weird people.
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Why wouldn't you fake a picture of you and your imaginary friends eating in the car itself? Weird, weird people.
First (UK) batch has been ordered from the print shop! Thanks to everyone who has bought one so far!
Oh look, it's that time of year again! Time to place your orders for the 2026 Small Robots Calendar! It's £30, and this year's theme is Wistfulbot Goes for a Walk. It's got contemplative pictures and some sort-of poetry I guess? Anyway, the order form is here: forms.gle/AmdadzcTvzt8...
2026 Small Robots Calendar Order Form
This is the form for ordering a 2026 Small Robots Calendar. It's a wall calendar featuring twelve brand new full-colour illustrations of Wistfulbot going for a walk in various landscapes, thinking abo...
forms.gle
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
First (UK) batch has been ordered from the print shop! Thanks to everyone who has bought one so far!
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Right, I've pulled my finger out and got my cards sorted. Hand drawn A6 greetings cards. So un-ai they aren't even printed. Every one a unique work of daft art. Order now in time for Christmas, just not too many or it'll hurt my hand! happytoast.co.uk/cards/
Cards
HappyToast original cards.
happytoast.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Right, I've pulled my finger out and got my cards sorted. Hand drawn A6 greetings cards. So un-ai they aren't even printed. Every one a unique work of daft art. Order now in time for Christmas, just not too many or it'll hurt my hand! happytoast.co.uk/cards/
I always thought of it as a group sex thing, but I guess in this context he wanted to...I mean...it would be *his* that he'd...am I getting this right? Is this the situation? I did not follow the poem at all.
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I always thought of it as a group sex thing, but I guess in this context he wanted to...I mean...it would be *his* that he'd...am I getting this right? Is this the situation? I did not follow the poem at all.
Always wanted to do something creative, but could never find a way to make money from it. Had an office job for years, then got an interview for a writing gig at a certain well-known Nottingham-based wargaming miniatures company. Interview went okay (imo), but the follow-up was agonisingly long...
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Always wanted to do something creative, but could never find a way to make money from it. Had an office job for years, then got an interview for a writing gig at a certain well-known Nottingham-based wargaming miniatures company. Interview went okay (imo), but the follow-up was agonisingly long...
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If you're buying gifts for the holidays, maybe consider supporting artists, writers, creators. Gift someone a Patreon, commission an art piece, buy a book, purchase handmade jewelry, etc. Your support means everything.
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If you're buying gifts for the holidays, maybe consider supporting artists, writers, creators. Gift someone a Patreon, commission an art piece, buy a book, purchase handmade jewelry, etc. Your support means everything.
Me as your bsky therapist
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Me as your bsky therapist