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here are some drawings of helpful small robots for you #SmallRobotsRemastered

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We know that the term "cesarean section" doesn't really derive from actual events involving Julius Caesar or his ancestors because, prior to modern antibiotics and other medical advances, delivering a child by surgery was basically always fatal to the mother. It was only ever tried as a last resort.
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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Yes, yes they did, including a substantial percentage of all children born, well into the early 20th century. You can google child-mortality charts and everything.

People born after 1945 were almost literally the first generation in human history not to experience mass death.
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Me, reading Terry Pratchett after being told to read Terry Pratchett 10,000 times: “how has no one told me to read Terry Pratchett until now???”
February 17, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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448) Bouncycastlebot. If you're having a party outdoors, maybe you'll be lucky enough to see this robot hovering through the air, looking for a place to set down for a few hours before it goes off on its merry way again... #SmallRobotsRemastered
February 17, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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Remember they think it’s your responsibility to vote for someone who’s ideologically opposed to your existence, so that someone who’s equally ideologically opposed to your existence in a different coloured hat doesn’t get power, and not their responsibility to give you someone worth voting for
February 17, 2026 at 1:04 PM
448) Bouncycastlebot. If you're having a party outdoors, maybe you'll be lucky enough to see this robot hovering through the air, looking for a place to set down for a few hours before it goes off on its merry way again... #SmallRobotsRemastered
February 17, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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414) Horsebot. When developing Unicornbot, one of the issues was the horn interface firmware. In order to progress with the project, we made a number of hornless prototypes. So, here's Horsebot: it gets a bit sad because it isn't magical but it's still a very good robot. #SmallRobotsRemastered
January 21, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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[CN. Food]

217) Pancakebot. Makes you pancakes! #SmallRobotsRemastered #PancakeDay
March 4, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Merry Crêpemas!

Please note, I will not be accepting (incorrect) suggestions for "improvements".
February 17, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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447) Raspberrybot. Seeks out your enemies and blows raspberries at them. #SmallRobotsRemastered
February 16, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I'm gonna say being an artist helps?
February 16, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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HELLO I WAS A QUEER TEEN IN THE 1990s AND THE ARGUMENTS AGAINST SOCIAL TRANSITION NOW ARE INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE ARGUMENTS AGAINST "LETTING" US BE (at the time, for me) GAY OR LESBIAN THEN.

They all rest on the belief that it's inherently better to be straight (then)/cis (now) and that's BS.
Hilary Cass here arguing for children to be prevented from being known by a preferred name or getting a haircut in case it encourages them to continue later in life to transition.

Hilary Cass acts like gender variant children should have the transness hazed out of them.
February 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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been a minute since I’ve posted The Manifesto so: trans and disabled rights are human rights, abolish ice and defund the police, free Palestine, fuck antisemitism, give the land and artefacts back, sex work is work, abortion is healthcare, join your union, get your vaccines, corgis are perfect
February 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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I think what I find most offensive about this is the idea that government is so deeply interested in the mental health of teenagers, when it's presently trying to cover up a massive increase in suicides that appear directly connected to its legislation around healthcare for trans teens
February 16, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 1:01 PM
447) Raspberrybot. Seeks out your enemies and blows raspberries at them. #SmallRobotsRemastered
February 16, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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feels cruel for Bluesky to have a Popular With Friends tab, if any of us were popular with friends we wouldn't be on Bluesky
February 16, 2026 at 8:53 AM
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We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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The English: I can tell how you were brought up, where you went to school, and your parents' average household income within a thousand pounds within three seconds of hearing you speak

Elon Musk: as you can see, it is the complete sameness of the culture that makes them stand together
February 15, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Not gonna post that Musk screenshot, but I just want to say that, even by the low, low standards of racists, describing US culture as being derived solely from that of the peoples of the British-Irish Archipelago (which, furthermore, is not exactly a coherent population in itself!) is woeful stuff.
February 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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I'm so excited for this!

While TTRPG design can seem daunting and expensive at first, it is way easier than you think and I firmly believe anyone can make a TTRPG.

So I'm super excited to share nearly a decade of penny pinching tips with you all!

It is at 11am on the Saturday!
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February 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I like that the BBC's snowboarding commentators have drawn little pictures and pinned them up in their booth.
February 15, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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When you’re a UK trans woman, you roll invisible dice every day before work. All sixes, and a coworker with billionaire money will take your employer to court over you, you will be on the news, and when you leave the country, men with abuse allegations against them will call it a victory for women.
February 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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Starmer's Britain is one in which an NHS Doctor is dragged through the courts and shamed in the press for no crime she has committed and is ultimately forced into self-exile due to harassment Labour on all levels of politics enthusiastically supported
February 15, 2026 at 1:05 PM