Small Robots
@smolrobots.bsky.social
here are some drawings of helpful small robots for you #SmallRobotsRemastered
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Nonbinary. Pronoun agnostic. 🏳️⚧️
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Small Robots
@smolrobots.bsky.social
· Oct 4
Would you like to order a little picture of a robot? I'm offering commissions of existing robots in a new style that can use as icons for stuff or whatever you like! Prices start at £20 per picture. Contact me on here if you're interested.
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Sigh. Leftists invented whole aesthetics around using technology w/o destroying the world. Anarchist transfems teach classes on solar power and spawn three new electronic music genres weekly. We are notoriously into trains, libraries, vaccines.
We just didn't fall for a scam and now y'all are sore.
We just didn't fall for a scam and now y'all are sore.
February 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Sigh. Leftists invented whole aesthetics around using technology w/o destroying the world. Anarchist transfems teach classes on solar power and spawn three new electronic music genres weekly. We are notoriously into trains, libraries, vaccines.
We just didn't fall for a scam and now y'all are sore.
We just didn't fall for a scam and now y'all are sore.
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453) Balletbot. If you aren't able to access ballet lessons for your child, this graceful little robot can give them a solid grounding. #SmallRobotsRemastered
February 18, 2026 at 11:34 AM
453) Balletbot. If you aren't able to access ballet lessons for your child, this graceful little robot can give them a solid grounding. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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“why do you hate technology” as though “technology” were some discrete entity divorced entirely from the context of what it does and what it creates, rather than a category so broad as to constitute reality itself
February 18, 2026 at 1:47 PM
“why do you hate technology” as though “technology” were some discrete entity divorced entirely from the context of what it does and what it creates, rather than a category so broad as to constitute reality itself
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“the left wont engage with ai,” dude all i did was take a look at the numbers and they dont work and you cant make me pretend they do
February 18, 2026 at 12:57 PM
“the left wont engage with ai,” dude all i did was take a look at the numbers and they dont work and you cant make me pretend they do
Bad news for everyone but me I guess! (I like coffee fine, I've just never felt any real need to drink it regularly.)
February 18, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Bad news for everyone but me I guess! (I like coffee fine, I've just never felt any real need to drink it regularly.)
453) Balletbot. If you aren't able to access ballet lessons for your child, this graceful little robot can give them a solid grounding. #SmallRobotsRemastered
February 18, 2026 at 11:34 AM
453) Balletbot. If you aren't able to access ballet lessons for your child, this graceful little robot can give them a solid grounding. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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It is the year of the horse! What better time to TRY AND STRANGLE ONE?
Finally it's your chance to get your big stranglin' mitts on that thick, thick equine neck and squeeze the devil out of it in this 13,500+ word comedy choose your own adventure. Free to play!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Finally it's your chance to get your big stranglin' mitts on that thick, thick equine neck and squeeze the devil out of it in this 13,500+ word comedy choose your own adventure. Free to play!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
February 17, 2026 at 11:22 AM
It is the year of the horse! What better time to TRY AND STRANGLE ONE?
Finally it's your chance to get your big stranglin' mitts on that thick, thick equine neck and squeeze the devil out of it in this 13,500+ word comedy choose your own adventure. Free to play!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Finally it's your chance to get your big stranglin' mitts on that thick, thick equine neck and squeeze the devil out of it in this 13,500+ word comedy choose your own adventure. Free to play!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Btw, the reason all these rich guys are having to turn to AI assistants to run their lives is that they don't realise how reliant their predecessors were on the invisible labour of women.
February 18, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Btw, the reason all these rich guys are having to turn to AI assistants to run their lives is that they don't realise how reliant their predecessors were on the invisible labour of women.
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I get that some people have very complicated jobs/lives & I’m not saying tools can’t help, but an awful lot of ‘AI assistant’ stuff comes across as a bit cargo cult, people feeling they’re more successful if they the trappings of a Big Important Boss
February 18, 2026 at 9:36 AM
I get that some people have very complicated jobs/lives & I’m not saying tools can’t help, but an awful lot of ‘AI assistant’ stuff comes across as a bit cargo cult, people feeling they’re more successful if they the trappings of a Big Important Boss
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Does your sofa check your emails? Does your lampshade annotate newspaper articles? Does your backpack lie to you in a way that sounds convincing? Does your bookshelf cause a RAM shortage? DOES IT? WANT THIS. YOU HAVE TO WANT THIS. YOU HAVE TO.
February 18, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Does your sofa check your emails? Does your lampshade annotate newspaper articles? Does your backpack lie to you in a way that sounds convincing? Does your bookshelf cause a RAM shortage? DOES IT? WANT THIS. YOU HAVE TO WANT THIS. YOU HAVE TO.
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448) Bouncycastlebot. If you're having a party outdoors, maybe you'll be lucky enough to see this robot hovering through the air, looking for a place to set down for a few hours before it goes off on its merry way again... #SmallRobotsRemastered
February 17, 2026 at 12:46 PM
448) Bouncycastlebot. If you're having a party outdoors, maybe you'll be lucky enough to see this robot hovering through the air, looking for a place to set down for a few hours before it goes off on its merry way again... #SmallRobotsRemastered
We know that the term "cesarean section" doesn't really derive from actual events involving Julius Caesar or his ancestors because, prior to modern antibiotics and other medical advances, delivering a child by surgery was basically always fatal to the mother. It was only ever tried as a last resort.
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 7:17 PM
We know that the term "cesarean section" doesn't really derive from actual events involving Julius Caesar or his ancestors because, prior to modern antibiotics and other medical advances, delivering a child by surgery was basically always fatal to the mother. It was only ever tried as a last resort.
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Yes, yes they did, including a substantial percentage of all children born, well into the early 20th century. You can google child-mortality charts and everything.
People born after 1945 were almost literally the first generation in human history not to experience mass death.
People born after 1945 were almost literally the first generation in human history not to experience mass death.
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Yes, yes they did, including a substantial percentage of all children born, well into the early 20th century. You can google child-mortality charts and everything.
People born after 1945 were almost literally the first generation in human history not to experience mass death.
People born after 1945 were almost literally the first generation in human history not to experience mass death.
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what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
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Me, reading Terry Pratchett after being told to read Terry Pratchett 10,000 times: “how has no one told me to read Terry Pratchett until now???”
February 17, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Me, reading Terry Pratchett after being told to read Terry Pratchett 10,000 times: “how has no one told me to read Terry Pratchett until now???”
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Remember they think it’s your responsibility to vote for someone who’s ideologically opposed to your existence, so that someone who’s equally ideologically opposed to your existence in a different coloured hat doesn’t get power, and not their responsibility to give you someone worth voting for
February 17, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Remember they think it’s your responsibility to vote for someone who’s ideologically opposed to your existence, so that someone who’s equally ideologically opposed to your existence in a different coloured hat doesn’t get power, and not their responsibility to give you someone worth voting for
448) Bouncycastlebot. If you're having a party outdoors, maybe you'll be lucky enough to see this robot hovering through the air, looking for a place to set down for a few hours before it goes off on its merry way again... #SmallRobotsRemastered
February 17, 2026 at 12:46 PM
448) Bouncycastlebot. If you're having a party outdoors, maybe you'll be lucky enough to see this robot hovering through the air, looking for a place to set down for a few hours before it goes off on its merry way again... #SmallRobotsRemastered
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414) Horsebot. When developing Unicornbot, one of the issues was the horn interface firmware. In order to progress with the project, we made a number of hornless prototypes. So, here's Horsebot: it gets a bit sad because it isn't magical but it's still a very good robot. #SmallRobotsRemastered
January 21, 2026 at 10:20 AM
414) Horsebot. When developing Unicornbot, one of the issues was the horn interface firmware. In order to progress with the project, we made a number of hornless prototypes. So, here's Horsebot: it gets a bit sad because it isn't magical but it's still a very good robot. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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March 4, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Merry Crêpemas!
Please note, I will not be accepting (incorrect) suggestions for "improvements".
Please note, I will not be accepting (incorrect) suggestions for "improvements".
February 17, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Merry Crêpemas!
Please note, I will not be accepting (incorrect) suggestions for "improvements".
Please note, I will not be accepting (incorrect) suggestions for "improvements".
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447) Raspberrybot. Seeks out your enemies and blows raspberries at them. #SmallRobotsRemastered
February 16, 2026 at 12:51 PM
447) Raspberrybot. Seeks out your enemies and blows raspberries at them. #SmallRobotsRemastered
I'm gonna say being an artist helps?
February 16, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I'm gonna say being an artist helps?
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HELLO I WAS A QUEER TEEN IN THE 1990s AND THE ARGUMENTS AGAINST SOCIAL TRANSITION NOW ARE INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE ARGUMENTS AGAINST "LETTING" US BE (at the time, for me) GAY OR LESBIAN THEN.
They all rest on the belief that it's inherently better to be straight (then)/cis (now) and that's BS.
They all rest on the belief that it's inherently better to be straight (then)/cis (now) and that's BS.
Hilary Cass here arguing for children to be prevented from being known by a preferred name or getting a haircut in case it encourages them to continue later in life to transition.
Hilary Cass acts like gender variant children should have the transness hazed out of them.
Hilary Cass acts like gender variant children should have the transness hazed out of them.
February 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
HELLO I WAS A QUEER TEEN IN THE 1990s AND THE ARGUMENTS AGAINST SOCIAL TRANSITION NOW ARE INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE ARGUMENTS AGAINST "LETTING" US BE (at the time, for me) GAY OR LESBIAN THEN.
They all rest on the belief that it's inherently better to be straight (then)/cis (now) and that's BS.
They all rest on the belief that it's inherently better to be straight (then)/cis (now) and that's BS.
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been a minute since I’ve posted The Manifesto so: trans and disabled rights are human rights, abolish ice and defund the police, free Palestine, fuck antisemitism, give the land and artefacts back, sex work is work, abortion is healthcare, join your union, get your vaccines, corgis are perfect
February 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
been a minute since I’ve posted The Manifesto so: trans and disabled rights are human rights, abolish ice and defund the police, free Palestine, fuck antisemitism, give the land and artefacts back, sex work is work, abortion is healthcare, join your union, get your vaccines, corgis are perfect
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I think what I find most offensive about this is the idea that government is so deeply interested in the mental health of teenagers, when it's presently trying to cover up a massive increase in suicides that appear directly connected to its legislation around healthcare for trans teens
‘It’s the most urgent public health issue’: Dr Rangan Chatterjee on screen time, mental health – and banning social media until 18
‘It’s the most urgent public health issue’: Dr Rangan Chatterjee on screen time, mental health – and banning social media until 18
The hit podcaster, author and former GP says a failure to regulate big tech is ‘failing a generation of children’. He explains why he quit the NHS and why he wants a ban on screen-based homework
www.theguardian.com
February 16, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I think what I find most offensive about this is the idea that government is so deeply interested in the mental health of teenagers, when it's presently trying to cover up a massive increase in suicides that appear directly connected to its legislation around healthcare for trans teens