Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
Your favourite comedian’s least favourite comedian. Buy my live stand-up special at www.gofasterstripe.com/bet
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Another reminder: I have it set so people I don’t follow can’t reply for a very good reason right now. I’m in autistic burnout and interactions are very difficult for me. Anyone circumventing that because they really feel I need to read their opinion on something I posted will be blocked immediately
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we are the granddaughters of the mankeys you failed to catch just so you could get your pewter gym badges and then abandoned to BOX1 for all time
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
we are the granddaughters of the mankeys you failed to catch just so you could get your pewter gym badges and then abandoned to BOX1 for all time
Just saw that Udo Kier died. The first film I saw him in was My Own Private Idaho one of the very formative experiences of my teens he popped up in loads of things I most recently saw him as Hitler in Hunters. Sad day
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Just saw that Udo Kier died. The first film I saw him in was My Own Private Idaho one of the very formative experiences of my teens he popped up in loads of things I most recently saw him as Hitler in Hunters. Sad day
I’m really excited about media again, because we’ve reached the artistic bankruptcy phase of the culture where in the next few years stuff will come along that will completely upend the bland, artless, risk-averse, content mills we’re seeing. The beginnings are already there
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’m really excited about media again, because we’ve reached the artistic bankruptcy phase of the culture where in the next few years stuff will come along that will completely upend the bland, artless, risk-averse, content mills we’re seeing. The beginnings are already there
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November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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I have a food pantry in my front yard. It is used heavily. We can't keep it full & could use some help covering the cost of shelf-stable supplies. No one is using this pantry unless they need the help. We supply beans, oatmeal, onions, etc. It's not gourmet food.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-keep-...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-keep-...
Donate to Help Keep Our Neighborhood Pantry Stocked, organized by Celeste Headlee
In 2021, my neighbors and I installed a little free pantry on my front lawn,… Celeste Headlee needs your support for Help Keep Our Neighborhood Pantry Stocked
www.gofundme.com
October 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I have a food pantry in my front yard. It is used heavily. We can't keep it full & could use some help covering the cost of shelf-stable supplies. No one is using this pantry unless they need the help. We supply beans, oatmeal, onions, etc. It's not gourmet food.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-keep-...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-keep-...
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya
It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
December 22, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya
Haha, Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division is an interpolation of Love will Keep Us Together by The Captain and Tenille.
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Haha, Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division is an interpolation of Love will Keep Us Together by The Captain and Tenille.
Just powered up Outer Worlds 2 so as is compulsory youtu.be/vvANy49Kqhw?...
THE FINE PRINT | The Outer Worlds Song
YouTube video by The Stupendium
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November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Just powered up Outer Worlds 2 so as is compulsory youtu.be/vvANy49Kqhw?...
So you go “hey Grok, be funny for me”
This is the loneliest a human has ever been. I don’t even want to make fun of him anymore. I don’t leave the house and managed to get disability payments because of how much I struggle with social interactions and even I think this guy’s pitifully lovely.
This is the loneliest a human has ever been. I don’t even want to make fun of him anymore. I don’t leave the house and managed to get disability payments because of how much I struggle with social interactions and even I think this guy’s pitifully lovely.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
So you go “hey Grok, be funny for me”
This is the loneliest a human has ever been. I don’t even want to make fun of him anymore. I don’t leave the house and managed to get disability payments because of how much I struggle with social interactions and even I think this guy’s pitifully lovely.
This is the loneliest a human has ever been. I don’t even want to make fun of him anymore. I don’t leave the house and managed to get disability payments because of how much I struggle with social interactions and even I think this guy’s pitifully lovely.
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Another New York Times writer feting a groyper. This time it's Nathan Taylor Pemberton going on my list of "unreliable narrators."
What a strange framing and characterization. How does one describe his blatantly dishonest, racist question about taxes as “press[ing] the Mayor-elect on his policy proposals”? In what way does this lying troll emerge as a “winner“?
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Another New York Times writer feting a groyper. This time it's Nathan Taylor Pemberton going on my list of "unreliable narrators."
Was really confused as to why my packet of sun dried tomatoes were made in Scotland at first
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Was really confused as to why my packet of sun dried tomatoes were made in Scotland at first
I’m ready to start a fight so: people who don’t wash their cast iron skillets are performative dopes who don’t know how to properly treat the surface of it. I laugh at them and tell their friends they don’t know what they’re doing behind their backs.
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I’m ready to start a fight so: people who don’t wash their cast iron skillets are performative dopes who don’t know how to properly treat the surface of it. I laugh at them and tell their friends they don’t know what they’re doing behind their backs.
No wonder I’m so heavy, I’m chopped and cooked and honestly I fucking ate.
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
No wonder I’m so heavy, I’m chopped and cooked and honestly I fucking ate.
Top three fandoms in order of venom who dogpiled me for making a joke that MENTIONED them not ABOUT them:
3. Taylor Swift, at the height of the Scooter Braun thing I referenced her and my mentions were unusable for a day or so
3. Taylor Swift, at the height of the Scooter Braun thing I referenced her and my mentions were unusable for a day or so
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Top three fandoms in order of venom who dogpiled me for making a joke that MENTIONED them not ABOUT them:
3. Taylor Swift, at the height of the Scooter Braun thing I referenced her and my mentions were unusable for a day or so
3. Taylor Swift, at the height of the Scooter Braun thing I referenced her and my mentions were unusable for a day or so
I wish I wasn’t like *this* a lot, you know. I was at a gig a few weeks back and someone got a newer comic to repeat their favourite joke from their set and it was one I’d written that had gone viral when they were in school, and I didn’t want to say anything because frankly good for them, but I did
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I wish I wasn’t like *this* a lot, you know. I was at a gig a few weeks back and someone got a newer comic to repeat their favourite joke from their set and it was one I’d written that had gone viral when they were in school, and I didn’t want to say anything because frankly good for them, but I did
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*Harry Hill Voice* Nosferatu, Netanyahu, you’ve gotta have a system
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
*Harry Hill Voice* Nosferatu, Netanyahu, you’ve gotta have a system
Watching a documentary on people who believe in Lizard People and there’s one sceptic in it who refuses to pronounce David Icke’s surname correctly
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Watching a documentary on people who believe in Lizard People and there’s one sceptic in it who refuses to pronounce David Icke’s surname correctly
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A "red beret in Waterford" moment.
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
A "red beret in Waterford" moment.
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love the word assassination. makes me think of two butts happily side by side. thats my hot take
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
love the word assassination. makes me think of two butts happily side by side. thats my hot take
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I see it's time for "if you're in a thread coming off one of my posts and somebody is being a dick to you, block them, don't get your licks in and block later, don't be a hero and educate them, block them, it is the way, I am begging you not to pollute poor helpless mentions with this, k thx bye"
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I see it's time for "if you're in a thread coming off one of my posts and somebody is being a dick to you, block them, don't get your licks in and block later, don't be a hero and educate them, block them, it is the way, I am begging you not to pollute poor helpless mentions with this, k thx bye"
there’s a business near me called “Carpets by Raymond” and if it was called Ray’s Carpets I’d believe it was a carpet company, as is I firmly believe he’s a bespoke merkin weaver
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
there’s a business near me called “Carpets by Raymond” and if it was called Ray’s Carpets I’d believe it was a carpet company, as is I firmly believe he’s a bespoke merkin weaver
Mrs Beth is famously bad at opening packets of thing. And today I present to you: bag of crisps
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Mrs Beth is famously bad at opening packets of thing. And today I present to you: bag of crisps
I got stuck with people who believe the AI hype this weekend. I had to pretend at one point to be impressed. It doesn’t seem to be washing away no matter how many times I shower
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I got stuck with people who believe the AI hype this weekend. I had to pretend at one point to be impressed. It doesn’t seem to be washing away no matter how many times I shower