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@brainmage.bsky.social
Comedian/writer/voice artist/wizard. #ADHD (he/him)
Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy
VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy
VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
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any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
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Aww, someone just bought a copy of this! Always delights me when people do, as it's free to play and there's no expectation of payment. Proper case of the warm and fuzzies :3
Yesterday I updated my first (and very silly) choose your own adventure game "i will strangle a horse"!
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Aww, someone just bought a copy of this! Always delights me when people do, as it's free to play and there's no expectation of payment. Proper case of the warm and fuzzies :3
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I did some admin! Which, if it all goes to plan, will lead to MORE admin for me!
"Coin coin coin" is now on sale!
12×10” print of a small duck on Fujifilm titanium fine art print paper! Just what you've always wanted!
ko-fi.com/s/1b509a25cb
"Coin coin coin" is now on sale!
12×10” print of a small duck on Fujifilm titanium fine art print paper! Just what you've always wanted!
ko-fi.com/s/1b509a25cb
Coin coin coin - Guy Kelly's Ko-fi Shop
Be…because it’s a duck, yeah? And it’s sitting on a coin. But. BUT. In France, ducks say “coin coin coin”! So it’s…it’s actually pretty cle- wait, whe...
ko-fi.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I did some admin! Which, if it all goes to plan, will lead to MORE admin for me!
"Coin coin coin" is now on sale!
12×10” print of a small duck on Fujifilm titanium fine art print paper! Just what you've always wanted!
ko-fi.com/s/1b509a25cb
"Coin coin coin" is now on sale!
12×10” print of a small duck on Fujifilm titanium fine art print paper! Just what you've always wanted!
ko-fi.com/s/1b509a25cb
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I thought I'd sold out of Combat Colin No.2 months ago but I'ver just found five unsold copies if anyone is interested. Limited stock! Grab one while you can.
ko-fi.com/s/281dedd997
ko-fi.com/s/281dedd997
COMBAT COLIN NO.2 Physical comic. - Lew Stringer's Ko-fi Shop
LAST FEW LEFT!
Reprints the Combat Colin strips from TRANSFORMERS Nos.153 (Feb 1988) to No.225 (July 1989).
This edition published in 2018.
Limited ...
ko-fi.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I thought I'd sold out of Combat Colin No.2 months ago but I'ver just found five unsold copies if anyone is interested. Limited stock! Grab one while you can.
ko-fi.com/s/281dedd997
ko-fi.com/s/281dedd997
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VOICE ACTORS!
Looking to pass on some recs for a paid gig ASAP 💜
Client is looking for someone:
~Non-white VA (Indian ideal!)
~Femme presenting voice
~Has/can do an RP British accent
Please pop reels, recommendations &/or samples here and I’ll DM folk if they’re suitable!
Looking to pass on some recs for a paid gig ASAP 💜
Client is looking for someone:
~Non-white VA (Indian ideal!)
~Femme presenting voice
~Has/can do an RP British accent
Please pop reels, recommendations &/or samples here and I’ll DM folk if they’re suitable!
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 AM
VOICE ACTORS!
Looking to pass on some recs for a paid gig ASAP 💜
Client is looking for someone:
~Non-white VA (Indian ideal!)
~Femme presenting voice
~Has/can do an RP British accent
Please pop reels, recommendations &/or samples here and I’ll DM folk if they’re suitable!
Looking to pass on some recs for a paid gig ASAP 💜
Client is looking for someone:
~Non-white VA (Indian ideal!)
~Femme presenting voice
~Has/can do an RP British accent
Please pop reels, recommendations &/or samples here and I’ll DM folk if they’re suitable!
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The stainless steel interlopers, which are new and were absolutely unasked for, were introduced to 27-year-old Ryan Wilkins’ household last Friday, and immediately began to upend the status quo.
New cutlery fully ruins autistic man’s life
An autistic man’s entire life has been turned upside down thanks to the introduction of a new set of cutlery, sources have claimed. The stainless steel interlopers, which are new and were absolutely…
thedailytism.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The stainless steel interlopers, which are new and were absolutely unasked for, were introduced to 27-year-old Ryan Wilkins’ household last Friday, and immediately began to upend the status quo.
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I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
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George R R Nephew's 'Got Any Games On Your Throne?'
April 30, 2025 at 8:46 AM
George R R Nephew's 'Got Any Games On Your Throne?'
I'm not asking a robot to say The Forbidden Words. Absolutely not. I've read sci-fi. That's how you get The King in Yellow, that is
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm not asking a robot to say The Forbidden Words. Absolutely not. I've read sci-fi. That's how you get The King in Yellow, that is
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🚨 NEW STRONGBAD ALERT 🚨
Strong Bad Email #210 - Robots
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
🚨 NEW STRONGBAD ALERT 🚨
I did some admin! Which, if it all goes to plan, will lead to MORE admin for me!
"Coin coin coin" is now on sale!
12×10” print of a small duck on Fujifilm titanium fine art print paper! Just what you've always wanted!
ko-fi.com/s/1b509a25cb
"Coin coin coin" is now on sale!
12×10” print of a small duck on Fujifilm titanium fine art print paper! Just what you've always wanted!
ko-fi.com/s/1b509a25cb
Coin coin coin - Guy Kelly's Ko-fi Shop
Be…because it’s a duck, yeah? And it’s sitting on a coin. But. BUT. In France, ducks say “coin coin coin”! So it’s…it’s actually pretty cle- wait, whe...
ko-fi.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I did some admin! Which, if it all goes to plan, will lead to MORE admin for me!
"Coin coin coin" is now on sale!
12×10” print of a small duck on Fujifilm titanium fine art print paper! Just what you've always wanted!
ko-fi.com/s/1b509a25cb
"Coin coin coin" is now on sale!
12×10” print of a small duck on Fujifilm titanium fine art print paper! Just what you've always wanted!
ko-fi.com/s/1b509a25cb
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Oh, so when some rando publishes Wizard of Oz fanfic it becomes a musical and a movie, but when I write Sonic/Luigi mpreg slash, I get banned from the Taco Bell forums. Make it make sense
November 30, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Oh, so when some rando publishes Wizard of Oz fanfic it becomes a musical and a movie, but when I write Sonic/Luigi mpreg slash, I get banned from the Taco Bell forums. Make it make sense
I continue to be a normal and relatable man
The stainless steel interlopers, which are new and were absolutely unasked for, were introduced to 27-year-old Ryan Wilkins’ household last Friday, and immediately began to upend the status quo.
New cutlery fully ruins autistic man’s life
An autistic man’s entire life has been turned upside down thanks to the introduction of a new set of cutlery, sources have claimed. The stainless steel interlopers, which are new and were absolutely…
thedailytism.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I continue to be a normal and relatable man
I'm on strike for some of this week, which means that my December pay cheque will be smaller than usual. That's my choice, & it's important that I do this as it benefits all of my colleagues, not just me
That being said, if you like my nonsense & fancy chucking me a quid, feel free!
ko-fi.com/guy
That being said, if you like my nonsense & fancy chucking me a quid, feel free!
ko-fi.com/guy
Support Guy Kelly ❤️
Ko-fi lets you support my nonsense, help gussy up my streaming setup, or commission a Shrek 2 Collectable Trading Card tarot reading. It's a one-stop shop for profoundly strange decisions.
ko-fi.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I'm on strike for some of this week, which means that my December pay cheque will be smaller than usual. That's my choice, & it's important that I do this as it benefits all of my colleagues, not just me
That being said, if you like my nonsense & fancy chucking me a quid, feel free!
ko-fi.com/guy
That being said, if you like my nonsense & fancy chucking me a quid, feel free!
ko-fi.com/guy
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 3pm! With a fixed deadline! Gosh, what a thrill!
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
brainmage - Twitch
Guy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...
www.twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 3pm! With a fixed deadline! Gosh, what a thrill!
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
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Picture a salmon. Compelled by urges old as time to swim upriver to spawn. Now imagine that salmon unable to survive even for a second in the water it needs to live. What terrible impact would that have on the piscine mind?
Now imagine that salmon a man. That water, posting.
Now imagine that salmon a man. That water, posting.
April 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Picture a salmon. Compelled by urges old as time to swim upriver to spawn. Now imagine that salmon unable to survive even for a second in the water it needs to live. What terrible impact would that have on the piscine mind?
Now imagine that salmon a man. That water, posting.
Now imagine that salmon a man. That water, posting.
Finally, a legacy
Just watched The Holiday and shouted excitedly “DEAN CUNDEY!” at the DoP credit at the start, then couldn’t explain why, and would like to thank @brainmage.bsky.social for an unexpected new game.
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Finally, a legacy
This podcast is SO GOOD! And there's SO MUCH OF IT!
Wonderfully edited, enthusiastic hosts, and actual diary entries from an awkward British teen in the 90s. Absolutely smashing.
Wonderfully edited, enthusiastic hosts, and actual diary entries from an awkward British teen in the 90s. Absolutely smashing.
Out now: SONIC THE COMIC THE PODCAST #168! We've entered the Younger Millennial Zone, as all the ads are for things after our time, like Tarzan and Animorphs! But Sonic's always there for us, facing an evil double in an issue that's ACTUALLY ABOUT SONIC STUFF!
LISTEN: stctp.zone?name=2025-11...
LISTEN: stctp.zone?name=2025-11...
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This podcast is SO GOOD! And there's SO MUCH OF IT!
Wonderfully edited, enthusiastic hosts, and actual diary entries from an awkward British teen in the 90s. Absolutely smashing.
Wonderfully edited, enthusiastic hosts, and actual diary entries from an awkward British teen in the 90s. Absolutely smashing.
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Out now: SONIC THE COMIC THE PODCAST #168! We've entered the Younger Millennial Zone, as all the ads are for things after our time, like Tarzan and Animorphs! But Sonic's always there for us, facing an evil double in an issue that's ACTUALLY ABOUT SONIC STUFF!
LISTEN: stctp.zone?name=2025-11...
LISTEN: stctp.zone?name=2025-11...
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Out now: SONIC THE COMIC THE PODCAST #168! We've entered the Younger Millennial Zone, as all the ads are for things after our time, like Tarzan and Animorphs! But Sonic's always there for us, facing an evil double in an issue that's ACTUALLY ABOUT SONIC STUFF!
LISTEN: stctp.zone?name=2025-11...
LISTEN: stctp.zone?name=2025-11...
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They’re trying to hold my man back from greatness
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
They’re trying to hold my man back from greatness
So the new Beavis and Butthead episodes are very good, AND Daria is in one of them!! Eeeee
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
So the new Beavis and Butthead episodes are very good, AND Daria is in one of them!! Eeeee
Pluribus: oh, so it's about llm ai
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Pluribus: oh, so it's about llm ai
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Dreamt I was considering breaking up with my girlfriend, the ghost of a 1920s housebound pianist who I met in an antique shop, because she kept offering me big rocks of ghost cocaine.
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Dreamt I was considering breaking up with my girlfriend, the ghost of a 1920s housebound pianist who I met in an antique shop, because she kept offering me big rocks of ghost cocaine.