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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 7d

I have updated i will strangle a horse!

It now has DEATH TRACKING! So you can see which ones you've missed in the Stats page! A Secret Thing that shows on your stats for when you get the Good ending! Nothing added to the infinite door knocking loop! But soon!

brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE

A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job

brainmage.itch.io

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Hayley Gullen @hayleygullen.com · 1d

My Amazon reviews so far are simply wonderful!

Have a look (and then buy my book - ask at your local bookshop or check out online alternatives if you don’t fancy Amazon)

www.amazon.co.uk/This-Might-S...

#cansky #graphicmedicine

This Might Surprise You: A Breast Cancer Story

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 20h

Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream is...NOW! Why didn't I post about this sooner???

www.twitch.tv/brainmage

brainmage - Twitch

Guy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...

www.twitch.tv

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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 20h

pleased to announce that I have won the nobel prize for shitposting with one hand while speed-eating cocktail sausages with the other. please send press queries to the usual address

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 20h

Oh neat! I'll have a look!

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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 20h

Every time I see that awful photo of those utterly ghastly Young Tories I desperately want to shove them into a locker and put their heads down the toilet. I am not a violent person. Why does the spirit of the jock overwhelm me in those moments

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 20h

Hell yeah <3

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 22h

Also lol I made the international press because I tweeted about Avril Lavigne

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 2d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 22h

I met @ewacat.bsky.social. The aftershocks continue to wreak havoc to this day.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 2d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 1d

This morning I saw a bunch of geese sneaking up on some jackdaws but they kept softly honking to themselves so it didn't work very well

Six geese walking down a path around a pond towards one visible jackdaw. There are more jackdaws but they are obscured by a bin.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · Oct 19

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. Your cousin. Margaret Berry. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!

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Irrationally Calm @direbeard.bsky.social · Nov 3

Werner! Werner, it’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Herzog. You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well listen to this!
*holds phone up to flies buzzing around a decomposing corpse*

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 2.30pm! That's so soon! Aaagh!

twitch.tv/brainmage

brainmage - Twitch

Guy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...

twitch.tv

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

Zut alors!

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 @expedition33.bsky.social · 1d

THANK YOU, from @SandfallGames!
We've been working on bringing you a few updates, some of the highlights being:

🌳 New playable environment
⚔️ New late-game boss battles
👕 New costumes

➡️ Read more: www.expedition33.com/post/thank-y...

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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 @expedition33.bsky.social · 1d

THANK YOU, from @SandfallGames!
We've been working on bringing you a few updates, some of the highlights being:

🌳 New playable environment
⚔️ New late-game boss battles
👕 New costumes

➡️ Read more: www.expedition33.com/post/thank-y...

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 2d

(Obviously some people can't afford to etc etc this clearly isn't about them)

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 2d

I am having Feelings about industrial action. People who walk past the picket line and say "I support what you're doing" and then head to work anyway. This is for *everyone's benefit*. Why *wouldn't* you take part?

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 2d

Ahahahaha yesss

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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 2d

A White Scars space marine trying to use a printer, with the caption BROTHER! GET ME A TECH PRIEST!

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 2d

It's about time people Heard My Voice

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 2d

100%

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 2d

Call me an iconoclast, but I would simply repeatedly bang my hot and horny wife Actual Nichole Kidman.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 2d

I bought a megaphone for the picket, used it once, and now it has completely died. I am as mad as hell.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 2d

Yaaaaaay <3

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 2d

Yaaaay! Well done! Have you checked your stats page :3

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