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@brainmage.bsky.social
Comedian/writer/voice artist/wizard. #ADHD (he/him)
Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy
VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy
VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
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It's really cool how the people who read the first ever book all got super afraid that the train was going to come out of the pages and crash into them
October 14, 2024 at 12:38 PM
It's really cool how the people who read the first ever book all got super afraid that the train was going to come out of the pages and crash into them
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The first audiences who ever saw Starlight Express thought the actors were really roller-skating around them
October 13, 2024 at 6:57 PM
The first audiences who ever saw Starlight Express thought the actors were really roller-skating around them
A poem called "When It Happens"
When it happens, I will open a bottle of champagne.
When it happens, I will hug my loved ones.
When it happens, I hope it happens on live TV, and involves pissing out a barbed kidney stone the size of a watermelon while everyone around laughs.
When it happens, I will open a bottle of champagne.
When it happens, I will hug my loved ones.
When it happens, I hope it happens on live TV, and involves pissing out a barbed kidney stone the size of a watermelon while everyone around laughs.
January 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
A poem called "When It Happens"
When it happens, I will open a bottle of champagne.
When it happens, I will hug my loved ones.
When it happens, I hope it happens on live TV, and involves pissing out a barbed kidney stone the size of a watermelon while everyone around laughs.
When it happens, I will open a bottle of champagne.
When it happens, I will hug my loved ones.
When it happens, I hope it happens on live TV, and involves pissing out a barbed kidney stone the size of a watermelon while everyone around laughs.
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It’s always fun to see someone’s reaction to this.
I opened the RSS feed to @duckfeedtv.bsky.social premium in a podcast app on a new device and it's truly insane how many podcast episodes 10$ gets you
January 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
It’s always fun to see someone’s reaction to this.
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If you like the look of our weird witchy game, a Steam wishlist would be much appreciated 💜
store.steampowered.com/app/2202650/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2202650/...
Crescent County on Steam
Crash headfirst into this witch-tech open world, drifting and driving on the back of your new motorbroom. Make deliveries, trick out your broom, and race your new friends (and crushes) as the sun sets...
store.steampowered.com
January 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
If you like the look of our weird witchy game, a Steam wishlist would be much appreciated 💜
store.steampowered.com/app/2202650/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2202650/...
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crescent county will never use AI 💜 a game by humans, for humans
January 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
crescent county will never use AI 💜 a game by humans, for humans
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Charlie: thank you so much! I'm gonna call it Chaz Bucket's Chocolate Fuck Hut
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
May 5, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Charlie: thank you so much! I'm gonna call it Chaz Bucket's Chocolate Fuck Hut
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
Dammit my phone is about to run out of battery but Moxie is on charge :(
January 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Dammit my phone is about to run out of battery but Moxie is on charge :(
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"only the scorpion can save the frog from drowning"
By Luke Akehurst, for The New Statesman
By Luke Akehurst, for The New Statesman
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
"only the scorpion can save the frog from drowning"
By Luke Akehurst, for The New Statesman
By Luke Akehurst, for The New Statesman
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If you really think about it, a Warhammer shop is like the Imperial War Museum for Borrowers
January 9, 2026 at 3:32 PM
If you really think about it, a Warhammer shop is like the Imperial War Museum for Borrowers
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Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you!
January 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you!
As we all know, the heel of the loaf of bread is the bad guy, who may, in rare cases, pull a face turn and become good.
January 9, 2026 at 1:06 PM
As we all know, the heel of the loaf of bread is the bad guy, who may, in rare cases, pull a face turn and become good.
🎵 Fun House!
🎵 It's a whole lot less fun
🎵 Now Pat has got a gun
🎵 It's a whole lot less fun
🎵 Now Pat has got a gun
January 9, 2026 at 12:29 PM
🎵 Fun House!
🎵 It's a whole lot less fun
🎵 Now Pat has got a gun
🎵 It's a whole lot less fun
🎵 Now Pat has got a gun
If you,re reading this, it,s because you,ve noticed that your apostrophes have suddenly become much heavier. Please don,t worry. It,s expected to pass any time now.
January 9, 2026 at 11:47 AM
If you,re reading this, it,s because you,ve noticed that your apostrophes have suddenly become much heavier. Please don,t worry. It,s expected to pass any time now.
Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1pm! It's Friday! The day when cryptic crosswords are even more bastard than their usual bastardth.
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
brainmage - Twitch
Guy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...
www.twitch.tv
January 9, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1pm! It's Friday! The day when cryptic crosswords are even more bastard than their usual bastardth.
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
Human artists, use only pne pieve to convince people to follow you!
January 9, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Human artists, use only pne pieve to convince people to follow you!
[Inception fog horn]
January 9, 2026 at 9:16 AM
[Inception fog horn]
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fucked up and made a song that i can only describe as "Clown Castlevania"
January 9, 2026 at 8:30 AM
fucked up and made a song that i can only describe as "Clown Castlevania"
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JUST ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL.
These guys are so genuinely curious and open and kind. Love how they talk with the servers/owners and pull out their stories and enjoy the food (and drink).
I just watched every ep (there's only 8 so far) and am headed back to re-watch Bhutan now.
These guys are so genuinely curious and open and kind. Love how they talk with the servers/owners and pull out their stories and enjoy the food (and drink).
I just watched every ep (there's only 8 so far) and am headed back to re-watch Bhutan now.
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
JUST ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL.
These guys are so genuinely curious and open and kind. Love how they talk with the servers/owners and pull out their stories and enjoy the food (and drink).
I just watched every ep (there's only 8 so far) and am headed back to re-watch Bhutan now.
These guys are so genuinely curious and open and kind. Love how they talk with the servers/owners and pull out their stories and enjoy the food (and drink).
I just watched every ep (there's only 8 so far) and am headed back to re-watch Bhutan now.
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The world's richest man runs a subscription-based automated service that removes clothing from photographs of children.
Now only paying subscribers can make violent non-consenual sexual imagery of women and children -
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery
X to limit editing function to paying subscribers after platform threatened with fines and regulatory action
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 7:58 AM
The world's richest man runs a subscription-based automated service that removes clothing from photographs of children.
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again