Emily ✨🎃
@emilyoram.bsky.social
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Fat middle aged bisexual, but good 🩷💜💙 Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop. ⚽️🔴⚪️🏳️‍🌈ENM
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emilyoram.bsky.social
Tuchel’s exuberant celebrations are a little “well done, he’s 13”
emilyoram.bsky.social
No “Sam”, Saka is not back, Saka’s Baka
emilyoram.bsky.social
Same, properly sobbing
emilyoram.bsky.social
Oh god these fans with dementia 😢 My heart.
emilyoram.bsky.social
I’m just making a lighthearted comment based on Keane’s reputation and his oft referenced dislike of players being friendly with each other. I don’t need a history lesson.
emilyoram.bsky.social
Absolutely zero surprise that Roy Keane thinks you don’t need team harmony to be a good team lol
emilyoram.bsky.social
Honestly think if Thomas Tuchel decided to flirt with you you’d have no hope, it’d be game over in seconds.
emilyoram.bsky.social
I’m trying my best to up the funny quota but I often feel it’s falling on deaf ears.
emilyoram.bsky.social
Got home from the exhibition, got my nails did, packed my clothes for the weekend, changed the bin and now I’m going to Sit On My Arse all evening.
A white hand with tattoos with blue, burgundy and pale pink nail art with polka dots. A white hand with tattoos with blue, burgundy and pale pink nail art with polka dots.
emilyoram.bsky.social
Went to the Lee Miller exhibition with my mum and saw my dream final form: head in a jar.
A surreal black and white photograph that looks like a human head has been preserved in a bell jar.
emilyoram.bsky.social
Denim jacket was the right choice, especially with bare legs.
emilyoram.bsky.social
…And You Will Know Me By The Trail Of Lipbalms
emilyoram.bsky.social
Weather check please Londoners: do I need a denim jacket or will I be OK “raw”?
emilyoram.bsky.social
Yes
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
emilyoram.bsky.social
Yessssss. It had the pie incident! That was my first big wild Twitter event where I couldn’t even keep up with how quickly my timeline was going.
emilyoram.bsky.social
Settling in for the final three eps with not Hawaiian because the shop didn’t have it pizza
emilyoram.bsky.social
I'd say it's my fave, or a classic margherita
emilyoram.bsky.social
Watched a video of Premier League managers saying whether they did or didn't approve of pineapple on pizza and now all I want is a Hawaiian pizza.
emilyoram.bsky.social
Pathetic pieces of shit just proving his point
beardedgenius.bsky.social
I can taste the panic these two felt doing their little stencilling. So casual with ‘own goal’ thinking they had all the space in the world. Look at the chasm between own and goal! Then sudden panic about whether there’s enough room for ‘Neville’. Eventually settling for ‘Nev’ after a crisis meeting
emilyoram.bsky.social
Having an English degree isn't wasted anyway, I have one and in fact half of it is also Women's Studies which I'm sure would give Kemi the vapours, but now I work I tech which I guess she believes is valuable? And so what if I didn't, like Tim says, do what you want.
outonbluesix.bsky.social
How is this repeatedly made into a policy issue - by *all* parties - when the blunt fact of the matter is that grown adults who are obliged to pay for their own education, and relentlessly pursued to repay their loans, should be able to study whatever the fuck they want.
emilyoram.bsky.social
I can’t get them anymore and I was eligible for ages, very annoying.
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johnniejohnstone.bsky.social
Moki Karlsson Cherry and Neneh Cherry in their home in Gamla Stan, Stockholm, late 1960s.
emilyoram.bsky.social
They misspelled sheeple 😔
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See yer da’s got a new car.