Emily ✨
@emilyoram.bsky.social
Fat middle aged bisexual, but good 🩷💜💙
Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop.
⚽️🔴⚪️🏳️🌈ENM
Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop.
⚽️🔴⚪️🏳️🌈ENM
Sorry but Leo is exactly the kind of messy bitch you find in a polycule
Vatican warns against rise in polyamory, saying ‘succession of faces’ does not rival exclusive union
Vatican warns against rise in polyamory, saying ‘succession of faces’ does not rival exclusive union
Rome (CNN) — The Vatican has issued a warning against the rise of polyamory, insisting marriage is the stable, lifelong and exclusive partnership between a man and woman.
www.channel3000.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Sorry but Leo is exactly the kind of messy bitch you find in a polycule
Never not going to call Prada “Pravda” in my head.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Never not going to call Prada “Pravda” in my head.
EXCUSE me, WHAT
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
EXCUSE me, WHAT
While other people worry about small boats, I’m more concerned by the massive illegal fly this 39 year old man has seen fit to tip.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
While other people worry about small boats, I’m more concerned by the massive illegal fly this 39 year old man has seen fit to tip.
I hate these people so much. Who’s going to buy your products if everyone’s in poverty or dead? Business absolutely SHOULD be a source of tax to “blow on the welfare budget”. Trickle down doesn’t work! We’ve seen over and over and over that it’s a lie!
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I hate these people so much. Who’s going to buy your products if everyone’s in poverty or dead? Business absolutely SHOULD be a source of tax to “blow on the welfare budget”. Trickle down doesn’t work! We’ve seen over and over and over that it’s a lie!
The courts can say what they want but Linehan will NEVER be cleared of “being a cunt”
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
The courts can say what they want but Linehan will NEVER be cleared of “being a cunt”
Very funny listening to @stadio.football talking about Everton United with the knowledge we now have.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Very funny listening to @stadio.football talking about Everton United with the knowledge we now have.
*The Day Today police shirt voice* they’re just too small
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
*The Day Today police shirt voice* they’re just too small
Been quite a funny weekend of football all told
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Been quite a funny weekend of football all told
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[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
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I know they're losing but this seems a bit extreme
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I know they're losing but this seems a bit extreme
Tbf I’d look like this if I was close to being appointed manager of Celtic too
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Tbf I’d look like this if I was close to being appointed manager of Celtic too
Counterpoint: I like the Morrisons Christmas in Summer one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There are, however, some awful Christmas ads around. The BFG one and the Grinch one make me feel sick.
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Counterpoint: I like the Morrisons Christmas in Summer one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You’d never guess Everton had ten men if you didn’t know
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You’d never guess Everton had ten men if you didn’t know
That didn’t look like a red to me 🤷🏻♀️
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
That didn’t look like a red to me 🤷🏻♀️
Circe:
well
wouldn't necessarily call myself Scylla's biggest fan
wouldn't necessarily call myself Scylla's biggest fan
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Circe:
I’d respect Zirkzee forever if he lamped Tarkowski
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I’d respect Zirkzee forever if he lamped Tarkowski
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Men of Bluesky Calendar
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Men of Bluesky Calendar
Sorry, nearly ONE MILLION POUNDS? I know the property market, especially in London, is mental but COME THE FUCK ON
They really don't want to share any interior shots but when they do, you just know that unspeakable acts have been committed within... www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 3 bedroom end of terrace house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom end of terrace house for sale in 75 Camden Mews, Camden, London, NW1 9BY, NW1 for £925,000. Marketed by Auction House London, Hampstead
www.rightmove.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Sorry, nearly ONE MILLION POUNDS? I know the property market, especially in London, is mental but COME THE FUCK ON
Doing something disgusting and perverted (drinking decaf tea)
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Doing something disgusting and perverted (drinking decaf tea)
RIP Jimmy music.apple.com/gb/album/the...
The Harder They Come by Jimmy Cliff on Apple Music
Song · 1972 · Duration 3:39
music.apple.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
RIP Jimmy music.apple.com/gb/album/the...
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Is your child texting about the Mary Rose? Here are the signs...
BRB - Boat Raised Brilliantly
LOL - Lots of Linstocks
TBH - That Boat's Historic
WTF - Wood That's Freeze-dried
ROFL - Really Old Flagship (Late)
PMSL - Polyethylene glycol Makes Stuff Last
BRB - Boat Raised Brilliantly
LOL - Lots of Linstocks
TBH - That Boat's Historic
WTF - Wood That's Freeze-dried
ROFL - Really Old Flagship (Late)
PMSL - Polyethylene glycol Makes Stuff Last
a woman with short hair is using a cell phone while standing on a street .
ALT: a woman with short hair is using a cell phone while standing on a street .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Is your child texting about the Mary Rose? Here are the signs...
BRB - Boat Raised Brilliantly
LOL - Lots of Linstocks
TBH - That Boat's Historic
WTF - Wood That's Freeze-dried
ROFL - Really Old Flagship (Late)
PMSL - Polyethylene glycol Makes Stuff Last
BRB - Boat Raised Brilliantly
LOL - Lots of Linstocks
TBH - That Boat's Historic
WTF - Wood That's Freeze-dried
ROFL - Really Old Flagship (Late)
PMSL - Polyethylene glycol Makes Stuff Last
Was just thinking I’d got my Vinted algorithm back as I wanted it then I scrolled one item down and saw a promotional Robertson’s golly item 😬
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Was just thinking I’d got my Vinted algorithm back as I wanted it then I scrolled one item down and saw a promotional Robertson’s golly item 😬