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Emily ✨
@emilyoram.bsky.social
Fat middle aged bisexual, but good 🩷💜💙

Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop.

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Sorry but Leo is exactly the kind of messy bitch you find in a polycule
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Never not going to call Prada “Pravda” in my head.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
EXCUSE me, WHAT
Idris Elba, Pedro Pascal, Kier Starmer
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
While other people worry about small boats, I’m more concerned by the massive illegal fly this 39 year old man has seen fit to tip.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I hate these people so much. Who’s going to buy your products if everyone’s in poverty or dead? Business absolutely SHOULD be a source of tax to “blow on the welfare budget”. Trickle down doesn’t work! We’ve seen over and over and over that it’s a lie!
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The courts can say what they want but Linehan will NEVER be cleared of “being a cunt”
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Very funny listening to @stadio.football talking about Everton United with the knowledge we now have.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
*The Day Today police shirt voice* they’re just too small
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Been quite a funny weekend of football all told
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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me flirting
May 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I know they're losing but this seems a bit extreme
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Tbf I’d look like this if I was close to being appointed manager of Celtic too
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Counterpoint: I like the Morrisons Christmas in Summer one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There are, however, some awful Christmas ads around. The BFG one and the Grinch one make me feel sick.
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You’d never guess Everton had ten men if you didn’t know
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What a boof
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
That didn’t look like a red to me 🤷🏻‍♀️
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Circe:
well

wouldn't necessarily call myself Scylla's biggest fan
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’d respect Zirkzee forever if he lamped Tarkowski
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Men of Bluesky Calendar
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Sorry, nearly ONE MILLION POUNDS? I know the property market, especially in London, is mental but COME THE FUCK ON
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Doing something disgusting and perverted (drinking decaf tea)
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Is your child texting about the Mary Rose? Here are the signs...

BRB - Boat Raised Brilliantly
LOL - Lots of Linstocks
TBH - That Boat's Historic
WTF - Wood That's Freeze-dried
ROFL - Really Old Flagship (Late)
PMSL - Polyethylene glycol Makes Stuff Last
a woman with short hair is using a cell phone while standing on a street .
ALT: a woman with short hair is using a cell phone while standing on a street .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Was just thinking I’d got my Vinted algorithm back as I wanted it then I scrolled one item down and saw a promotional Robertson’s golly item 😬
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM