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Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Nov 17
6497 year old Elrond trying to hang with a bunch of 30-140 year olds
that scene from 30 Rock where Steve Buscemi is dressed unconvincingly as a teen, and says "How do you do, fellow kids?" Except he has Elrond's hair, ear, and little tiara thing, and now he's saying "How do you do, Fellowship?"
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Last We Saw the Stars LL The brontosaurus clamped her teeth on the branch and gave it a solid shake. “How was that?” she asked, after the noise of three dozen fruit hitting the ground had subsided. She tilted her head down towards her companion. Her eyes, clouded and grey, pointed more or less in his direction. The stegosaurus smiled up at her. “Perfect, as always. There's a buffet here with your name on it. Just follow the sound of my voice.” He stood directly in front of the pile of red and green fruit, ready to surprise her with a kiss on the cheek when she came in for a bite. Instead, Bronto dipped her head down towards Steg’s back, where he couldn't turn his head to see. He felt a gentle tug as she removed a fruit that had impaled itself on one of his dorsal spines. Bronto displayed it between her teeth before making it disappear. “Sorry love, I followed my nose instead.” “Do you miss when you didn’t have to?” Steg asked, no pity in his voice, only curiosity. “I miss your eyes,” Bronto replied, no great despair on her face, only a tinge of wistful memory, “and the way your tail wags when you are happy. But the trees and the mud and the water, I remember them well enough from the smell alone.” “And what of the night sky?” “I rarely had reason to look up. Everyone and everything I’ve cared for has been closer to my feet than to the moon. Is it beautiful tonight?” “Yes,” said Steg. “The most beautiful sights have always been higher than I can reach.” Bronto smiled and turned her head upward, relishing the unfamiliar stretch. “Tell me.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
llobrow.bsky.social
Wait, what are people complaining about with Jacob? I thought he was a fan favorite (based solely on my interactions with close friends, since I don't tend to engage with fandoms at large)
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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me: [at the theater, ringing a little bell for my butler, Chauncey, to bring me some popped corn]

bully: who's doing that

larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell

me: [frantically ringing bell]
October 29, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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mutablejoe.bsky.social
*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
llobrow.bsky.social
but they'll never have to know
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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"brontosaurus and stegosaurus were both long gone by the time of the asteroid extinction event"

there, I said it so you don't have to
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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thank you to my dear friend Amber for the prompt
discord message from Amber on 11/23/2025 at 1:23 AM Two dinosaurs on asteroid day
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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alt text continued
Steg tore his gaze away from her and took a breath. “The spiral of stars stretches across the black plains. Too many lights to count. A few have broken away from the herd. I’ve never seen them move so fast. There’s one, bigger than the rest. Getting bigger, actually. I think it might land in the next valley over. I wish you could see it. I wish I had better words for you, so that you could.” Bronto leaned down again, diving from the skies before Steg could react, and planted a kiss on the top of his head. “Is your tail wagging now?” A burst of warmth spread from Steg’s heart in all directions. “Like never before.” “Just take it all in, then, while we eat. You can tell me about the stars tomorrow.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Last We Saw the Stars LL The brontosaurus clamped her teeth on the branch and gave it a solid shake. “How was that?” she asked, after the noise of three dozen fruit hitting the ground had subsided. She tilted her head down towards her companion. Her eyes, clouded and grey, pointed more or less in his direction. The stegosaurus smiled up at her. “Perfect, as always. There's a buffet here with your name on it. Just follow the sound of my voice.” He stood directly in front of the pile of red and green fruit, ready to surprise her with a kiss on the cheek when she came in for a bite. Instead, Bronto dipped her head down towards Steg’s back, where he couldn't turn his head to see. He felt a gentle tug as she removed a fruit that had impaled itself on one of his dorsal spines. Bronto displayed it between her teeth before making it disappear. “Sorry love, I followed my nose instead.” “Do you miss when you didn’t have to?” Steg asked, no pity in his voice, only curiosity. “I miss your eyes,” Bronto replied, no great despair on her face, only a tinge of wistful memory, “and the way your tail wags when you are happy. But the trees and the mud and the water, I remember them well enough from the smell alone.” “And what of the night sky?” “I rarely had reason to look up. Everyone and everything I’ve cared for has been closer to my feet than to the moon. Is it beautiful tonight?” “Yes,” said Steg. “The most beautiful sights have always been higher than I can reach.” Bronto smiled and turned her head upward, relishing the unfamiliar stretch. “Tell me.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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guntoucher.bsky.social
cropped customer review from George Hotelling march 14 2010 So, (spoiler alert) the sun is going out and the people on the spaceship are going to restart it and save the earth. They have a lot of challenges to overcome like in any movie, and then they overcome them. But here's the thing about the movie that you won't believe: no one ever looks really serious and says "It's daylight saving time." Not one character. No one says "It's daylight saving time." In the entire movie. I know you don't think it's possible, but if you watch it you'll feel like you wasted 4 hours of your life (time moves slower when you're waiting for someone to deliver an amazing line). What were the writers thinking!?
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory. Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name. When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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phorrums.bsky.social
I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
A digital drawing referencing the quoted image. In the style of an early 20th century drawing, a woman in a dress holds a minigun. The text above is changed to read "Does the minigun make women cruel?"
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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drawing one of these very quickly as I step out of the bank and committing "gender reveal by cop"
a baby blue toy colt 1911 handgun a pink toy colt 1911 handgun
December 6, 2023 at 4:15 PM
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a ninja taking a cumshot to the face, then vanishing to reveal it actually hit a log
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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James Bond: do you expect me to talk?

Charlie Chaplin, silently:
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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is the egg nog drinking a cup of coffee
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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it's much nicer in the lava than Thanksgiving
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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can I join you in the lava
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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me flirting
Superintendent Chalmers from the Simpsons politely asking "May I see it?" He is of course referring to the aurora borealis, which, at this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, is somehow localized entirely within Principal Seymour Skinner's* kitchen. the lights were actually just a fire that Seymour accidentally started while trying to cook a roast. they'd never fuck that up in Utica. Unfortunately, Chalmers is denied permission to see the aurora. in this context though, I guess the idea is that I'm politely asking to see a nude, or even a specific body part. an ass or just the left tit maybe. "may I see it?" *the character's name is actually Armin Tamzarian. he assumed the identity of the real Seymour Skinner when the latter died in... the war. Vietnam, I feel like was implied? do they adjust that to the sliding timescale of the Simpsons, so that the man we know as Principal Skinner actually fought in the Gulf War now? like how in modern comics, Batman's parents saw Shrek 2 right before they died. don't look that up, just know in your heart that it's true. why are you still reading this?
May 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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guilhernunes.bsky.social
The little fish wanted to know what the world outside the aquarium was like and decided to try astral projection.
Painting of a goldfish in an aquarium projecting his astral plane outwards.
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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close-up of Michael Jordan's face from the "Stop it, get some help" PSA/gif
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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why
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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marygillis.bsky.social
Not a fan of the "You won't believe the insane replies my normal post got on Twitter!" engagement bait I see here.

I actually do believe it, because it's a Nazi bar, and also, why are you helping prop up the Nazi bar? And then running here to show us what you contributed to the Nazi bar?
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM