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Luke
@llobrow.bsky.social
· Nov 17
6497 year old Elrond trying to hang with a bunch of 30-140 year olds
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Rumpelstiltskin: guess my name and-
me: stinky jeff
Rumpelstiltskin: what? no
me: lil gut bacteria
Rumpelstiltskin: you get one more guess
me: crumpled foreskin
Rumpelstiltskin: weirdly close! but alas-
me: queef breath
Rumpelstiltskin: hey
me: stinky jeff
Rumpelstiltskin: what? no
me: lil gut bacteria
Rumpelstiltskin: you get one more guess
me: crumpled foreskin
Rumpelstiltskin: weirdly close! but alas-
me: queef breath
Rumpelstiltskin: hey
November 6, 2023 at 4:35 AM
Rumpelstiltskin: guess my name and-
me: stinky jeff
Rumpelstiltskin: what? no
me: lil gut bacteria
Rumpelstiltskin: you get one more guess
me: crumpled foreskin
Rumpelstiltskin: weirdly close! but alas-
me: queef breath
Rumpelstiltskin: hey
me: stinky jeff
Rumpelstiltskin: what? no
me: lil gut bacteria
Rumpelstiltskin: you get one more guess
me: crumpled foreskin
Rumpelstiltskin: weirdly close! but alas-
me: queef breath
Rumpelstiltskin: hey
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[after learning all water on earth is just recycled through the eons]
me: one glass of dinosaur piss
waitress: we just call it water here, sugar
me: you know what it is though
waitress: I know what it is
me: one glass of dinosaur piss
waitress: we just call it water here, sugar
me: you know what it is though
waitress: I know what it is
December 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
[after learning all water on earth is just recycled through the eons]
me: one glass of dinosaur piss
waitress: we just call it water here, sugar
me: you know what it is though
waitress: I know what it is
me: one glass of dinosaur piss
waitress: we just call it water here, sugar
me: you know what it is though
waitress: I know what it is
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me: did you ever call it Suckingham Phallus
Queen Elizabeth: [smoking a joint with me after having faked her death] fucking yikes dude
Queen Elizabeth: [smoking a joint with me after having faked her death] fucking yikes dude
May 2, 2023 at 4:51 PM
me: did you ever call it Suckingham Phallus
Queen Elizabeth: [smoking a joint with me after having faked her death] fucking yikes dude
Queen Elizabeth: [smoking a joint with me after having faked her death] fucking yikes dude
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"log off" "touch grass"
you literally live in my phone
you literally live in my phone
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 AM
"log off" "touch grass"
you literally live in my phone
you literally live in my phone
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got kicked out of the funkytown chapter of fight club because I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
got kicked out of the funkytown chapter of fight club because I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it
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I bought a fuck machine on wish and they sent me the shinzo abe gun
October 10, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I bought a fuck machine on wish and they sent me the shinzo abe gun
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I know I keep posting about this but every time I check, the list gets longer and longer and longer. Hundreds and hundreds of places, everything from huge local institutions to small spots that will definitely struggle.
No exaggeration, it's the most astonishing act of solidarity I've ever seen.
No exaggeration, it's the most astonishing act of solidarity I've ever seen.
there are a bunch of big names on this list, including multiple beard award winners, and some places i never would have guessed in a hundred years (the malt shop?!) and i'm genuinely floored and delighted to see so many participants
bringmethenews.com/minnesota-li...
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List of Minnesota businesses closing for Jan. 23 anti-ICE strike
First announced by faith leaders and unions on Jan. 13, Minnesota businesses have begun announcing plans to join the action.
bringmethenews.com
January 23, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I know I keep posting about this but every time I check, the list gets longer and longer and longer. Hundreds and hundreds of places, everything from huge local institutions to small spots that will definitely struggle.
No exaggeration, it's the most astonishing act of solidarity I've ever seen.
No exaggeration, it's the most astonishing act of solidarity I've ever seen.
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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ICE kidnapped a 5-year-old and sent him alone to a facility in Texas. Hell isn't hot enough.
January 21, 2026 at 11:14 PM
ICE kidnapped a 5-year-old and sent him alone to a facility in Texas. Hell isn't hot enough.
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the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
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don’t feed ICE don’t house ICE don’t sell ICE gas don’t offer ICE medical treatment there should be no quarter for ICE
ICE agents eat at small-town Mexican restaurant — then detain workers
“Would your mama be proud of you right now?” a bystander said as agents returned at closing time to nab the workers.
www.startribune.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:28 AM
don’t feed ICE don’t house ICE don’t sell ICE gas don’t offer ICE medical treatment there should be no quarter for ICE
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looking through old memes
January 21, 2026 at 6:23 PM
looking through old memes
if you can't handle me at my worst, oh my god I'm sorry please come back
January 21, 2026 at 8:12 PM
if you can't handle me at my worst, oh my god I'm sorry please come back
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I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross
October 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross
"log off" "touch grass"
you literally live in my phone
you literally live in my phone
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 AM
"log off" "touch grass"
you literally live in my phone
you literally live in my phone
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i think penis enlargement pumps should be banned so i don't get so vulnerable people don't get scammed again
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
i think penis enlargement pumps should be banned so i don't get so vulnerable people don't get scammed again
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we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
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King Triton: *sitting down to eat one of his subjects* jesus christ, Ariel stole my fork again
October 7, 2023 at 12:38 AM
King Triton: *sitting down to eat one of his subjects* jesus christ, Ariel stole my fork again
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Inspired by @toasty.cx saying modern design is ass, a reupload of my lil design banger thread from twitter
alt text contains model onfo where I have it!
alt text contains model onfo where I have it!
December 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Inspired by @toasty.cx saying modern design is ass, a reupload of my lil design banger thread from twitter
alt text contains model onfo where I have it!
alt text contains model onfo where I have it!
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I cut Mario off in traffic and he threw a green shell into my face. everything tastes like sour cream and onion now. broke two vertebrae
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I cut Mario off in traffic and he threw a green shell into my face. everything tastes like sour cream and onion now. broke two vertebrae
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standing on a highway overpass, chewing an entire 1-pound bag of black licorice jellybeans into a solid brick before dispensing it, pez-style, into traffic
April 15, 2024 at 10:15 PM
standing on a highway overpass, chewing an entire 1-pound bag of black licorice jellybeans into a solid brick before dispensing it, pez-style, into traffic
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Fish couldnt form an opinion about the movie he just watched and is looking for reviews online to at least understand the ending.
January 19, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Fish couldnt form an opinion about the movie he just watched and is looking for reviews online to at least understand the ending.