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i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she | jew for a free Palestine

born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it

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it's market time again! i will be there Saturday December 13th! please buy my fine wares!
i have developed a brilliant new workout routine that i like to call getting up from my desk every couple of hours and doing jumping jacks until i fall down
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i am interested in precisely One of these things
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
teeny stocking, thoughts?
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
my dad decided he wanted to make pickled green tomatoes so now the entire apartment smells like the inside of a giant pickling vat
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
can i eliminate more than 1 because i have no interest in rolls OR ham OR green bean casserole (that’s some midwestern gentile shit)
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
i love turning on cheats in the Sims and putting in the move objects cheat so i can just have a chair floating in the middle of a wall. i Will break the laws of Sims physics and no one can stop me
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i have 20 days to make stuff for my next craft fair. no i did not make Anything else in the full two months since the last one so i could do things at a reasonable pace. i'm about to go crunch mode once again
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
it's market time again! i will be there Saturday December 13th! please buy my fine wares!
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
they said a bisexual art school dropout could never eat a (reheated) frozen quesadilla at 5 pm
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
has anyone actually used babbel to learn/refresh a language and is it actually good or is it just a duolingo clone
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
if your Black Friday sale isn't at LEAST, at the very LEAST 30% off, that's not a Black Friday sale that's bullshit
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
very proud of how my patio looks. yes i know most of the house doesn't exist yet. just look at the patio
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
would anyone like to see my pokemon card binder
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
has Jumaane Williams become mayor yet since Adams seems to still not have returned from vacation
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
THEY WON'T LET ME MAKE THE ROOF DIFFERENT SIZES IN DIFFERENT PLACES 👹
now i have to take a break before i start building a house in the sims because i forgot this game makes my computer turn into a radiator
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
okay show's over people i'm tired of being a discourse nexus go make your own posts to yap on, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
okay guys this is my sim Tracy Whipple. she is a young adult who dreams of becoming a chef and she is a cheerful vegetarian
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
YOU CAN GIVE THEM BODY HAIR NOW
starting to hear the voice in my head that says that i should redownload the Sims
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i am not immune to Dan and Phil Sims 4 videos
starting to hear the voice in my head that says that i should redownload the Sims
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
starting to hear the voice in my head that says that i should redownload the Sims
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
question for any bakers on bluesky: how do you add flavor to a caramel? making a recipe with a caramel that's sugar and water and i'd like to add some more flavor to it
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
i have to say it.

buffy season 6
enemies to lovers? no no they still hate each other, they just fuck now
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i’m in this post
people assume I am a trans woman fairly regularly and thus an "acceptable" target for their harassment but unfortunately for them I am actually a loud cis woman with anger issues
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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charisma is the one thing all the angry little nerds can’t build and can’t buy no matter how rich they get or how much of society they destroy and I just think that’s beautiful
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM