SIMONE 🩷
@simonee.bsky.social
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i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she | jew for a free Palestine born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it https://linktr.ee/parasocialyte
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simonee.bsky.social
i wish!!! me!!! i want a bellhome
simonee.bsky.social
when your circle small but yall fluffy!!!
Hornet riding in the flea caravan surrounded by a bunch of very sweet fluffy fleas
simonee.bsky.social
look at my stunning loft apartment
The interior of Hornet's bellhome in Silksong, a small bell-shaped space with a desk, a bed, and a gorgeous bathtub above
simonee.bsky.social
jesus tapdancing christ
simonee.bsky.social
huge flex: got all of the mask shards possible to get in Silksong before act 3
simonee.bsky.social
also just beat Savage Beastfly and i think the best strategy for him is to just load up on poisonous throwing attacks and if you can stay above him, nail bouncing works really well
simonee.bsky.social
probably related to him writing for the Economist lmao
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shiningknightx.bsky.social
"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore
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joshuaerlich.bsky.social
essentially no one looks worse in all this than Biden, followed closely by the tiresome, morally bankrupt blue wave scolds who shouted at all of us about how Biden couldn’t do anything
exum.bsky.social
This week has confirmed my suspicion that Biden’s Middle East policies will look worse, and will be even more embarrassing for Democrats, with the passage of time.
simonee.bsky.social
oh yeah this guy sure seems like an authority on coolness
Google search result for Jon Fasman, an extremely boring looking bald man who is the digital editor of the Economist (also boring)
simonee.bsky.social
i hope i’m not Ohio :(
simonee.bsky.social
seeing my younger cousins (all gen alpha) in two weeks and im going to ask them if im skibidi rizz
simonee.bsky.social
just took. So much psychic damage reading this
simonee.bsky.social
(cont.)
- Northern Attitude by Noah Kahan ft. Hozier
- Dreams by The Cranberries
- Rhiannon by Fleetwood Mac
- Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
- Retrograde by Maggie Rogers
- Harvest Moon by Jeff Rosenstock and Laura Stevenson
- Witchcraft by the Graveyard Club
- Buzzcut Season by Lorde
simonee.bsky.social
my "it's finally less than 60 degrees outside" playlist
- White Winter Hymnal by Fleet Foxes
- Le temps de l'amour by Françoise Hardy
- California Dreamin' by The Mamas & the Papas
- Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover by Sophie B. Hawkins
- The Subway by Chappell Roan
simonee.bsky.social
all of my WIPs. posting this to shame myself into finishing them and not starting some new bullshit instead
big pile of yarn art projects
from left to right:
top: a sort of hood bonnet thing (only knitting project), bag that i need to sew lining into, strawberry bag, tulip bag (in metal tin)
bottom: totoro, hornet, beetle, house bag, snoopy
simonee.bsky.social
after careful study, i believe you are a bunch of farts in a trench coat
beijingpalmer.bsky.social
after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet
simonee.bsky.social
i like the fleas from silksong a normal amount
Meme that says “saving fleas has lead me to places i wouldn’t even go with a gun” over a very blurry and grey background with a guy in the lower right corner
simonee.bsky.social
i love them!!! this one is so hard!!!! i love it still though
simonee.bsky.social
translation: you use a throwing attack to hit the bell that starts the fight and then you can hide and hit the boss from behind a door the whole time
simonee.bsky.social
MASSIVE tip for fighting Disgraced Chef Lugoli. this WORKS. it takes a while to whittle down the hit points but it WORKS.
Screenshot from r/Silksong
You can cheese disgraced chef lugoli by hitting the bell with a tool like the boomerang from behind the door and just swinging when he gets near
simonee.bsky.social
extremely poor artistic rendering of how he was sitting in the chair yesterday
A not very good pencil sketch in a notebook of a cat sitting on a chair like a person. His face can only be described as "medieval" and his proportions are generally completely off, but it is still clearly a cat sitting on a chair with his little legs dangling off the side
simonee.bsky.social
extremely polite young man
Edgar the stray grey tabby cat sitting very polite on two chairs stacked on top of each other at an outdoor table. Just his head is peeping out over the table.
simonee.bsky.social
she is such a wonderful shape
simonee.bsky.social
never said it was bad!!! just funny