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my diet after they build a costco next door
thanos's purple hand, but now he's balancing a hot dog instead of a knife. he says "Perfectly balanced..."
February 1, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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"I said snrub"
Mr. Burns, I mean Mr. Snrub, who just happens to look like Mr. Burns with a big black mustache. it's uncanny
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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"I'm seeing double here. four shadow kings!"
Krusty the clown and Homer, dressed as Krusty, standing next to each other, almost identical, as one of Fat Tony's goons looks on in confusion
January 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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milk milk
lemonade
round the corner
Aragorn in Return of the King saying "Gondor calls for aid!"
January 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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my Beck, my Zach,
my Busey, and my Brak
Beck Zach Braff Gary Busey Brak
December 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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the Sakura Densya book nook by Rolife
December 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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scene from Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal, wherein Spear, a neanderthal, rides atop his companion Fang, a female T-Rex, as they leap into battle. both are absolutely pincushioned with dozens of arrows
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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an emoji of a box of popcorn wearing sunglasses
December 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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in ancient Greece, they were called the wine-dark man group
the blue man group, three hairless men with blue skin wearing black clothes. they look at you, emotionless. you've never seen them open their mouths. you have a bet with your brother, he says their mouths can never open, as they are cursed to never enjoy the taste of the mortal concept of food. you say they can open their mouths any time they choose, and when they do, a great pestilence will issue forth from their blue lungs, eyes unmoving. you hope your brother is right
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Amy Poehler on working with Jon Hamm the day before she was due to give birth to her first child
reddit comment from user nothing282 Amy Poehler talking about Jon Hamm on SNL: Jon Hamm was hosting Saturday Night Live, his first time, and I was just getting to know him, and we were doing a sketch, a Mad Men sketch, I was dressed in an old-timey way, in a big dress, and I was huge. And I had, my plan was that I was gonna do the Jon Hamm show and I was due the next day. And it was an example of the beginning of what children do to you, which is they fuck up all your plans. So I remember saying to my doctor, Dr. G, ‘I’m gonna do the show and I'll come in Sunday, and maybe we'll do it Sunday/Monday. I did the sketch, I was shooting with Hamm on Friday, and I called my doctor ‘cause at the end there you kind of have to call in every day, and the receptionist was crying. I said, ‘What’s wrong?’ and she said, ‘Oh, he passed away last night.’ I was due the next day. So it’s my first kid, I’m in a Mad Men outfit, I turn to everybody and I hysterically start crying, and a really pregnant woman crying is terrifying. So, juicy tears just like squirting out of my eyes. And it was like the punch line to a joke, it’s like, my doctor just died and I'm due tomorrow. And Jon Hamm, who I am just getting to know, comes over and puts his hands on my shoulder and is like, ‘This is a really important show for me. I’m gonna need you to get your shit together.’ And I laughed so hard, I probably peed myself – I believe that going through crying to laughing adds like five years to your life.
December 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Bumble window showing a prompt from another person saying "What are your green and red flags?" and me responding "Let's see, red flags? Kissing with your eyes wide open, not using a turn signal, getting married in Vegas before the third date. Green flags? Drives the Batmobile from the 1966 Batman, smells good, doesn't sleep standing up in the corner of a room "Blair Witch style".
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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John Mulaney saying "and I said, "Promise?""
December 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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a white robot with the face of a bear, but like a teddy bear, not a scary bear, lifting a person in its arms. another person looks on with a smile, possibly a nurse or caretaker of some sort. the bear robot is smiling like :3
December 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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in my day, Portal wasn't a standalone game, it was just tossed in as an afterthought to the Orange Box, which had 4 other games, except 3 of those games were 1 game, and you got all 5 games for less than the price of a game now, and they took place in a shared universe but were different genres and-
stock photo of a young woman in a teal shirt helping an older gal in a pink cardigan to walk with the assistance of a two-handed mobility aid. this is an image most commonly associated with a meme where the younger woman is saying "ok grandma, let's get you to bed"
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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here's a handy mnemonic for remembering how this type of switch works:

O = it's Off
I = It's on
a black switch with one side labeled O and the other labeled I. the I is depressed
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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places, people. while we still have daylight. cameras rolling
an expensive IMAX camera like the one James Cameron uses for the Avatar movies would probably make for a great film, but this is just a picture of a cheap disposable Fujifilm camera. perfect for hot lip snapshots
December 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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thank you to my dear friend Amber for the prompt
discord message from Amber on 11/23/2025 at 1:23 AM Two dinosaurs on asteroid day
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Steg tore his gaze away from her and took a breath. “The spiral of stars stretches across the black plains. Too many lights to count. A few have broken away from the herd. I’ve never seen them move so fast. There’s one, bigger than the rest. Getting bigger, actually. I think it might land in the next valley over. I wish you could see it. I wish I had better words for you, so that you could.” Bronto leaned down again, diving from the skies before Steg could react, and planted a kiss on the top of his head. “Is your tail wagging now?” A burst of warmth spread from Steg’s heart in all directions. “Like never before.” “Just take it all in, then, while we eat. You can tell me about the stars tomorrow.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Last We Saw the Stars LL The brontosaurus clamped her teeth on the branch and gave it a solid shake. “How was that?” she asked, after the noise of three dozen fruit hitting the ground had subsided. She tilted her head down towards her companion. Her eyes, clouded and grey, pointed more or less in his direction. The stegosaurus smiled up at her. “Perfect, as always. There's a buffet here with your name on it. Just follow the sound of my voice.” He stood directly in front of the pile of red and green fruit, ready to surprise her with a kiss on the cheek when she came in for a bite. Instead, Bronto dipped her head down towards Steg’s back, where he couldn't turn his head to see. He felt a gentle tug as she removed a fruit that had impaled itself on one of his dorsal spines. Bronto displayed it between her teeth before making it disappear. “Sorry love, I followed my nose instead.” “Do you miss when you didn’t have to?” Steg asked, no pity in his voice, only curiosity. “I miss your eyes,” Bronto replied, no great despair on her face, only a tinge of wistful memory, “and the way your tail wags when you are happy. But the trees and the mud and the water, I remember them well enough from the smell alone.” “And what of the night sky?” “I rarely had reason to look up. Everyone and everything I’ve cared for has been closer to my feet than to the moon. Is it beautiful tonight?” “Yes,” said Steg. “The most beautiful sights have always been higher than I can reach.” Bronto smiled and turned her head upward, relishing the unfamiliar stretch. “Tell me.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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close-up of Michael Jordan's face from the "Stop it, get some help" PSA/gif
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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everyone: you really don't want to read this

me:
okay ❤️ yay ❤️
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Tony Shalhoub in Galaxy Quest, looking like he's having a great time because he's definitely high, even though they cut out any explicit references in the final edit
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM