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Call of Cthu-Luke

@llobrow.bsky.social

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be excellent to each other he/him

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Nov 17

6497 year old Elrond trying to hang with a bunch of 30-140 year olds

that scene from 30 Rock where Steve Buscemi is dressed unconvincingly as a teen, and says "How do you do, fellow kids?" Except he has Elrond's hair, ear, and little tiara thing, and now he's saying "How do you do, Fellowship?"

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 3h

I did not know about this

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Oct 25

braiding my nose hairs into a fiber optic cable so I can see my dreams

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 3h

might get suspended for it here too, the way things are going, but it still needs to be said

Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · May 2

I'd get suspended from Twitter for saying something like this, but I hope everyone on Bluesky is tucked in all nice and cozy and has sweet dreams tonight ❤️

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3h

My dearest Bianca,

I received your labubu in the mail today. It made me think fond memories of simpler times. I’m happy to tell you that we’ve taken rest in Chattanooga. Such respite gave me time to post. I’m proud to tell you, it did numbers…

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · Jul 24

When it happens, you're probably not even going to learn about it directly before you feel it in the air. You'll just hear car horns and cheering in the streets. You'll feel confused, annoyed. You'll check your phone. Huh, 41 new texts.

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 6h

i had this random idea the other day and today i made it!

carefax. a form you can fill out to help your friends, partners, lovers, and community show up for you, and you for them.

i’m working on a fillable template, but i wanted to see if people liked the concept and thought i should add anything

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J👻K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 4d

BOXING REFEREE [pacifist]: guys stop

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 8h

BFF stands for bawitdaba friends forever

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 8h

you're friends with kid rock?

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 9h

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 9h

Normally I'd tell you to block people instead of fighting, but I'm sick and tired of settling for the lesser of two evils. I'm sick and tired of losing to appease monsters. Now I'm going to fight you in the marketplace of ideas or the 99 Bar and Grill parking lot. Your choice.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10h

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

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nosé @lightblanket.bsky.social · 6d

We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there

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Michael Meir Saltzman @saltzman.bsky.social · 11h

If you could get rid of people’s need to find a singular source of blame for all the world’s problems, you could fix like 90% of what’s wrong with the world right now.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 16h

There are only two types of products and services now: outright scam and pseudo scam (where you're like ehh technically I got something in exchange for my money but cmon)

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Apr 24

therapist asked what kinds of posts I make online. like c'mon man, I'm not here to get THAT vulnerable

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Jan 13

wife: when he feels threatened, he gets his movie references mixed up

therapist: *turning to me* do you feel threatened by anyone right now?

me: [Austin Powers voice] my wife!