Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

J👻K E

@guess-what.bsky.social

1.2K followers 490 following 1.4K posts

Just joshin’ Puns not guns! He/him, Philadelphia My ✍️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaalyla3bifes My Greatest ✍️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaac3q6sr3fso Avi by @posts.by.emilyk.art

bsky.app

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

J👻K E @guess-what.bsky.social · Aug 31

ME: Whoa unique horn

HORSE WITH A HORN: Thanks- wait say that again

2 44 160

Reposted by J👻K E

grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 19h

i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch

12 81 340

Reposted by J👻K E

DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13h

Where’d You Put the Body, Charlie Brown

1 21 50

Reposted by J👻K E

weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13h

No! Country for old men.

Is what they're saying basically

13 19 240

Reposted by J👻K E

Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 4d

I've turned off replies. Please respond.

4 9

Reposted by J👻K E

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 4d

ATTORNEY: are you sure you two can’t work it out

WIFE: he calls blue cheese “blooch”

ATTORNEY: i’ll draw up the papers

2 32 200

J👻K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 4d

BOXING REFEREE [pacifist]: guys stop

19 62

Reposted by J👻K E

Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 4d

I quote posted you with an improvement to your joke. Please respond

7 110 430

J👻K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 5d

KORN: *holding a broken leash* oh no

Reposted by J👻K E

Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 7d

That's so sad.

Humans laugh less as
they age, and lose the
ability to laugh entirely
at the age of 84.

19 7 100

Reposted by J👻K E

Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 16d

Why are they so afraid of autism. Is it the swag. Is it the autism swag

30 300 1.4K

Reposted by J👻K E

The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 18d

maybe he’s cake remember when everything was cake? has anyone checked maybe the whole regime is cake

22 66 350

Reposted by J👻K E

Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17d

obviously, you’d be a fool not to get two

Sign reads “CORNDOG SALE: 1 - $1.00 OR 2 - $2.00.”

29 49 410

Reposted by J👻K E

Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18d

“Look kid, it’s simple. The faster you get the tire changed, the faster we get to your friend’s birthday party. It’s really up to you. I’ll be in the car.”