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@frovo.bsky.social

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posting jokes while the world burns my most liked: https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes my most chronological: https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets my cool store: doodlybugstudio.etsy.com my webbies: doodlybugstudio.com rsmarchive.weebly.com

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · Oct 18

hey just a reminder that if you need any fun and different greeting cards check out my store at doodlybugstudio.etsy.com :)

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 2h

vertical

diagona/

horizonta__

no further questions

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 8h

well well well if if if it it it isn't isn't isn't an an an echo echo echo inside inside inside this this this well well well

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thepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social · 17h

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
www.thepoke.com/2025/10/08/2...

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 9h

hey thanks! 😊

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 19h

Not to get political but someone left a dildo in my building's driveway today. And when I got back from my errands it was gone

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 19h

vintage record store going out of business, all sales vinyl

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 1d

waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta

batman: what

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 1d

BEST BIG CITY IN THE US 9 YEARS IN A ROW.

While critics try to paint Chicago as something to fear, the rest of the world knows the truth — this is the best big city in America.

Best Big City: Chicago Wins Award 9th Year in a Row

Learn why Chicago was voted the Best Big City for the 9th consecutive year by exploring our vibrant culture, welcoming inclusion, and so much more.

www.choosechicago.com

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

it is acceptable to wipe your hands on a sleeping relative because they are your napkin

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

nice

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 8d

Them: Let’s get together! What’s your calendar look like?

Me: Same picture of a dog on it till text month

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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 2d

Trump has the chance to do the funniest thing right now

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

thank you for your service

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

it's called a fleshlight because jack-o-lantern was taken

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 1d

I know I’ve said this before, but I think this might be the one, The New Yorker 🤞🏻

NEW YORKER CAPTION CONTEST

IMAGE: an office space with a clown sitting at a desk, speaking to a businessperson standing on the other side of the desk, holding a briefcase.

MY CAPTION: "Welcome to late-stage capitalism, buddy."

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2d

Writing for theonion.com has been a dream of mine for a long time and it finally came true! Two of my jokes are in the latest issue. Still waiting to hear if I 'passed' my trial, but either way I'm thrilled and honored to be published by the best humor site/newspaper on Earth

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

HELL YEAH!

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

JUDGE: will the jury read the verdict

JUROR: on the charge of possession of coke we find the defendant-

ME & JUROR AT THE SAME TIME: -guilty

ME: jinx you owe me coke

JUROR: w-what no

JUDGE: *bangs gavel* pay up it’s the law

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 2d

congrats dude that's fantastic!

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 2d

lol yay!

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 2d

WALTER LANTZ: what should i name my cartoon bird

ANIMATOR: boner bonedick

WALTER LANTZ: what no

ANIMATOR: stiffy stiffwang

WALTER LANTZ: absolutely not

ANIMATOR: woody woodpecker

WALTER LANTZ: i love it

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 3d

Gemini: Sorry you didn’t get raptured. Jesus was going to bring you until 10,000 people signed a petition against it.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3d

There are so many ways to stop Stephen Miller. We should try them all. Alphabetically is fine.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 8d

You could fit my limited vocabulary into a really small thingy.

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