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my mom fucked a bat just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · Jan 22

Just gonna scream into this Ziploc. Save it for later.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 19m

That was a good moment! I remember raising money by writing personalized dick jokes with you. Ahhhh simpler times.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 32m

We’ve reached a point in history similar to that moment in the movie Clue—long after they screamed their heads off each time a new dead body was found—when the group silently walks from one corpse to the next, pausing briefly at each before moving on, like zombie robots in collective resignation.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 3d

what an embarrassing time to be alive

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2h

them: i love your halloween horror makeup!
me: my what?

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 3h

Who all got a shit night sleep again from all that knowing 🙋

batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 3h

it’s okay…THIS time

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 4h

exactly

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 14h

Sure, GI Joe taught us that knowing is half the battle, but they never said the other half is getting a good night’s sleep.

We are FUCKED.

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 18h

everybody’s jealous of me since I decided to get plastic surgery to have Cuttlefish skin. they‘re resentful because I camouflage myself as a brick wall or a gorseberry bush in order to steal their croissants off their plates at cafes. I’ve never felt so beautiful

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Sexy Vampire President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · Nov 16

It’s cute you think the disco is the only place I panic

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2d

starting a social media platform where nobody can post on it, communicate with anyone on there, or even sign up for it

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 6d

Some of you may remember my rant about getting surprise charged $653 for a medically necessary ultrasound to screen for the cancer that killed my mother.

Well, I wrote about it, and now my bad experience has been made into a cartoon for The Out of Network Network!

open.substack.com/pub/outofnet...

Paying $653 to See if I Had the Disease That Killed My Mother

Written by Mara Wilson / Illustrated by Emily Flake

open.substack.com

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 14h

I’ll allow it

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 15h

Love how Earth provides a spectacular cycle of rain to nourish the planet and its inhabitants, and I’m all, “this sky juice is bullshit.”

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 16h

would watch

batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 18h

all right fair

batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 19h

Correct that’s the only accurate one

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 3d

we lost a queen 👑

KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 3d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 20h

Moon last night gave me powers. Remains to be seen if they’re good or bad. I’m thinking probably mixed bag, like everything

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 19h

this comes out of nowhere

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 1d

from the IMDb for Isle of Dogs—there’s never been a more Wes Andersonian credit

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1d

absolutely stephen (steven??) miller is the type of guy who, if poked with the right stick, would begin leaking a viscous black goo

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

it's called a fleshlight because jack-o-lantern was taken

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 8d

Them: Let’s get together! What’s your calendar look like?

Me: Same picture of a dog on it till text month

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Patt Morrison @pattmlatimes.bsky.social · 1d

One hallmark of this regime that so often rants about "fake news" is how often its loyalists fake their own. The photo that Oregon Republicans used to illustrate that "chaos" in Portland is actually two pictures, both from events in South America, some ten years apart. www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...

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