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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 21h
SOMETIMES I THINK BUT THEN I FORGET And forgetting isn’t necessarily a bad thing…
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Pennywise @pennywise-mn.bsky.social · 3h
😂
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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 2h
Will be looking up “phaleristics” later…assuming I don’t forget
checkfirst.network
CheckFirst @checkfirst.network · Jul 18
Today, we are proud to publish our latest investigation into the FSB’s 16th Center, publicly accused of operating some of Russia's most sophisticated cyber-espionage groups.
🔗 checkfirst.network/decoding-se...
Cover of our research "Decoding Secrets With Medals: How Military Insignia Revealed Russia’s Hidden SIGINT Network"
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 6h
The well has been chlorinated. I have a hotel room in Michigan. The crow flies at midnight. The curderburger is back at Culver's.
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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 4h
My Beige pfp
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 5h
One of the loveliest little moments in my life was when I found myself holed up in a nondescript motel somewhere in Tennessee with two 24-ounce Miller Lites, a sack of McDonalds and baseball on the tv.
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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 5h
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO; I’LL EAT CHEESE FOR BREAKFAST IF I WANT TO
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BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 5h
Today in Duo Swedish: The meat is not beef.
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BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 5h
Training to comfortably order a McRib globally.
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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 12h
Little babies checking out a big world.

#RainyDay
#FosterKittens
#AdoptDontShop
Two tiny kittens, one black and one orange, sit looking out a window next to a stained glass lamp.
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Norm @ogskydog.com · 5h
i bought a new belt so it's over for you britches.
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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 5h
Talk is cheep, if you're a small bird.
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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 6h
Can we please hold off on the next apocalypse until Tuesday?

I'll be out of ice cream by then, so nothing else matter.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 8h
damn bro, where’d you get your sad sack of shit costume at? that shit looks official
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d
i hate when i try to impress someone who's hot by looking cool, calm and collected but then i start choking on Skittles
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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 12h
where did the scoobydoo villains get so many latex masks? some of them lived in very remote places
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Micheal Raptureport @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 5h
If I was Aquaman, I would call myself the Crown Prince of Whales.
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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 5h
When you're dead inside but you slept well for once Medieval looking painting of a skeleton popping up and out of a coffin
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 8h
Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.
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natesmith.dev
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 7h
if you go to REI and they don't have what you want you're still required to buy a small day pack or maybe just some carabiners
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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 5h
Pun like everything is intended.
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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 9h
I used the hotel moisturizer and now I smell like my nana if she turned to a life of prostitution
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mindflakes.bsky.social
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 6h
People are at their most vulnerable when they're flying a kite... The perfect time to attack
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readuction.bsky.social
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5h
Repeatedly calling a microphone a “Hot Michael” until the A/V guy hits me with a baseball bat
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 5h
I got kicked out of a Bloomington, Ind., mall-based McDonald's in 1986. So, yeah, I'm a bad motherfucker.
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cynicaltherapist.bsky.social
CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 2d
Love a silent/no music/no recorded message hold.

Turns out I don't care if my call is important to you.
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