Micheal Raptureport
@somedankinmycup.bsky.social
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He/him 1312. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there . I am not Lil Wayne’s son.
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somedankinmycup.bsky.social
You usually never really know what another person is going through, but if you personally make their life a living hell you can be fairly certain.
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junlper.beer
this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Incredible.

Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”
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rbreich.bsky.social
The Justice Department had 36 attorneys assigned full-time to investigate corrupt politicians when Trump took office in January.

Today it has two.

See how this works?
juddlegum.bsky.social
1. On Monday, Trump delivered a $70 million windfall to his billionaire buddy, John Paulson.

Paulson hosted the biggest fundraiser of Trump's 2024 campaign, raising over $50 million.

This week, Trump returned the favor.

Follow along for details.
Trump approves mining road, delivers $70 million windfall to MAGA billionaire
On April 6, 2024, a procession of Range Rovers, Aston Martins, and Bentleys rolled up to the Palm Beach mansion of billionaire John Paulson. The occasion was a glitzy fundraiser for Donald Trump’s…
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somedankinmycup.bsky.social
If I was Aquaman, I would call myself the Crown Prince of Whales.
somedankinmycup.bsky.social
Your anti consumerism beginning:

I remember when I was a kid I was told Chicken Limbo was “the one” and it would be “big fun” and I’ve never trusted a product since.
somedankinmycup.bsky.social
A refreshing drink that lets you listen to mostly shitty political takes : SowellAde
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oldbaby.bsky.social
implies power patch kids energy gummies
somedankinmycup.bsky.social
I only put one pea shaped amount inside of my ear so it shouldn’t.
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somedankinmycup.bsky.social
And why tf isn’t it called SourAde?!
somedankinmycup.bsky.social
I’m all about sour candies but who tf asked for sour Powerade?!
somedankinmycup.bsky.social
I’m all about sour candies but who tf asked for sour Powerade?!
somedankinmycup.bsky.social
How am I supposed to know who is an undercover when everyone has giant screens in their car now.
somedankinmycup.bsky.social
Alright, search is definitely not working right now.
A Bluesky search of my profile for the word semen with no results
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bolshevikmilf.bsky.social
anyway free link and free bill kezos. fuck this racist ass transphobic ass bullshit website. and goodnight.
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k1m.bsky.social
It’s tip tuesday (I know it’s dead af here but I am still here & need some tips for gas money, drinks, and merch for the next few days)

dm me for direct sales :3
k1m.bsky.social
✨fueled by spite (and tips) ✨
Grainy photo of kimb in a sheer nude colored top and black skirt with faded teal and purple hair with the sun shining through the window 

It’s a tip Tuesday post
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nutsling.bsky.social
what up its ya boy nutsling
somedankinmycup.bsky.social
I love when someone blocks me twice. Like, no you were right the first time.
somedankinmycup.bsky.social
No such thing as a free meal 🤷🏼‍♂️
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niedermeyer.online
what if I told you that taking accountability for your actions was traditionally considered a load-bearing feature of masculinity?
rollingstone.com
“I voted for none of this."

Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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basiclychris.bsky.social
Need the full game expeditiously.
The 'Dad, why is my sister's name Rose?' meme format, with the dad naming his son 'Soap Mechanic in Powerwash Simulator 2'
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bergoesbueno.bsky.social
get a group of skilled associates to rob three Las Vegas casinos on the same night as a major boxing match and also as a side mission win back your ex-wife
essencesimmone.blacksky.app
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
somedankinmycup.bsky.social
I’ve decided to switch it up. I’m actually living in rent, head free.