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@theunorthodox.bsky.social

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Love cats and metal. Hate bigots, fascists, and abusers. He/him. ACAB Free Palestine 🇵🇸

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Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · Oct 17

Tapping the fuck out of this sign for all the transphobes and any other dipshit bigots:

David Lynch with overlaid text that says FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE

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Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 13m

🥺🖤

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Bryan Kephart @thundercrat.bsky.social · 13h

*taps the sign*

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Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 31m

Dang Cheeto Benito

Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 33m

there so many better nicknames for him, like Agolf Shitler, Epstien’s BFF, Cheeto Benito, etc.

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radusky.bsky.social @radusky.bsky.social · 41m

I agree asking for Trump’s help is not the best idea but she clearly did that. Also, stop calling him Hitler, there so many better nicknames for him, like Agolf Shitler, Epstien’s BFF, Cheeto Benito, etc.

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Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 34m

Fucking lol

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 40m

It is, in fact, NOT just another brick in the wall

A photo of a brick wall with a brick punched out of it and a doll head stuffed in the hole

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Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 42m

Brutal Truth - Sounds of the Animal Kingdom (1997)

Renee Dechert @reneedechert.com · 13h

Uh . . . .

An Instagram post from the Tigers’ social media team that features Tarik Skubal morphing into a tiger.

It has lots of orange and is just generally disconcerting.

The captions read “Game 6 Starter. Hear him roar.”

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · Sep 26

✨ timeline cleanse ✨

Suzuya
@suzuya_96
Daddy: *licking my bratty butthole*
Me: ngh!! Stop! *Sex noises* Daddy: *stops* hm do you've tapeworms sweetie?
Me: tehe! yis :33 *butthole opens up* my tapeworm says hi! uwu
*tapeworm nuzzles daddy*

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Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 54m

As long as I can make clone me do all the shit I don’t want to (i.e. everything)

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 57m

Jesus Christ of Latter Day Taints is this anything (besides stupid?)

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 1h

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😬😆😆😆😆

we're so fucked

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😫😆😆😆

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Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 1h

Figured it would trickle out eventually

Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 1h

Forty million fucking deutsche marks

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 12h

Once you’re over 40, getting 10,000 steps a day is meaningless. You just get to stay fat.

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Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 1h

Thank you 🥹

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · Jun 19

sending u an unsolicited pic of my Pinos

box of kinako flavored Pino chocolate ice cream bonbons

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Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 1h

I won the nobel piss prize

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Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 11h

Damn is that why they won’t leave me alone

Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 12h

What the hell is that’s goin on out there

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Juicieca 💦🥩▪️🌭🥣 @juicieca.bsky.social · 12h

Tim Robinson and Gary Richardson in the choking sketch from I Think You Should Leave they are sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at something going on outside. Tim has his hands up in the air with a speech bubble quoting @darthbluesky’s post that says “what the heck”

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 15h

Harry Testes
Father
England, Births and Christenings, 1538-1975

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Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 12h

Entree Dawson

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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 13h

Bidet that sploops a little Peppermint Dr. Bronners on your b hole before the water turns on

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 17h

𝒊 𝒂𝒎 𝒆𝒙𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕, 𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒋𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒎 𝒑𝒊𝒆𝒄𝒆 (ⁱ ᵖᵘᵇˡⁱˢʰ ᵃʷᵃʳᵈ-ʷᵒʳᵗʰʸ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵀʰᵘʳˢᵈᵃʸ)

𝐌𝐄𝐆 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄, 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐒 -- 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭

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“I got into blues in my late teens. I knew about Robert Johnson from the bands that covered him. And when I heard him, I thought it was OK. Then I heard Son House’s a cappella song “Grinning in Your Face” [from the 1965 Columbia album Father of Folk Blues]. That was a transformative moment. There’s nothing there, just that voice. And what he was singing made so much sense to me.”

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