phil mccrevice
@jewkrainian.bsky.social
30 something
Software Engineer
Ohio escapee (cleveland sports)
An idiot who types things
Denver📍
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig
NGL
https://ngl.link/ledhead1
Software Engineer
Ohio escapee (cleveland sports)
An idiot who types things
Denver📍
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig
NGL
https://ngl.link/ledhead1
Pinned
phil mccrevice
@jewkrainian.bsky.social
· Jan 25
genie: and for your last wish?
me: I wish I could talk to animals
[later at the zoo]
elephant: get me the fuck out of here
gorilla: get me the fuck out of here
giraffe: get me the fuck out of here
me: I wish I could talk to animals
[later at the zoo]
elephant: get me the fuck out of here
gorilla: get me the fuck out of here
giraffe: get me the fuck out of here
welp at least we got the annual “ryan day literally forgets how to coach” game out of the way before the playoffs
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
welp at least we got the annual “ryan day literally forgets how to coach” game out of the way before the playoffs
the browns are going to ruin this man so fast i can taste it
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
the browns are going to ruin this man so fast i can taste it
that was some vintage(terrible) ryan day play calling in the red zone there on 3rd and 1
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
that was some vintage(terrible) ryan day play calling in the red zone there on 3rd and 1
got patted down by tsa because my kids’ apple juice set off an alarm when they swabbed it. 4 agents literally surrounded us and expected me to take them seriously while they held these juice boxes and questioned us
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
got patted down by tsa because my kids’ apple juice set off an alarm when they swabbed it. 4 agents literally surrounded us and expected me to take them seriously while they held these juice boxes and questioned us
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I’ll hold your salsa in the small of my back
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I’ll hold your salsa in the small of my back
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
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i do not think therefore i do not am
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i do not think therefore i do not am
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ICE has been here & now they’re ramping things up
• if you’re at risk of being picked up/detained: do you have your plan for if shit hits the fan?
• if you’re less at risk: are you checking in on those at risk about needed supports & emergency plans?
• regardless: do you know your rights?
• if you’re at risk of being picked up/detained: do you have your plan for if shit hits the fan?
• if you’re less at risk: are you checking in on those at risk about needed supports & emergency plans?
• regardless: do you know your rights?
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
ICE has been here & now they’re ramping things up
• if you’re at risk of being picked up/detained: do you have your plan for if shit hits the fan?
• if you’re less at risk: are you checking in on those at risk about needed supports & emergency plans?
• regardless: do you know your rights?
• if you’re at risk of being picked up/detained: do you have your plan for if shit hits the fan?
• if you’re less at risk: are you checking in on those at risk about needed supports & emergency plans?
• regardless: do you know your rights?
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
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things i need before the weekend:
more dog food
body wash
rx refills
and oil change
if y'all want to contribute and are NICE I'll take some nudes for y'all idk
c*shapp: $ihatenfts
v*nmo: @ihatenfts
more dog food
body wash
rx refills
and oil change
if y'all want to contribute and are NICE I'll take some nudes for y'all idk
c*shapp: $ihatenfts
v*nmo: @ihatenfts
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
things i need before the weekend:
more dog food
body wash
rx refills
and oil change
if y'all want to contribute and are NICE I'll take some nudes for y'all idk
c*shapp: $ihatenfts
v*nmo: @ihatenfts
more dog food
body wash
rx refills
and oil change
if y'all want to contribute and are NICE I'll take some nudes for y'all idk
c*shapp: $ihatenfts
v*nmo: @ihatenfts
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my spotify listening age jumped 20 years when i started letting your mom pick our fuck music
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
my spotify listening age jumped 20 years when i started letting your mom pick our fuck music
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I don't say "wait for it..." often...
But wait for it.
But wait for it.
November 16, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I don't say "wait for it..." often...
But wait for it.
But wait for it.
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Dick Van Dyke??? ok well Cunt Truck Homo
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Dick Van Dyke??? ok well Cunt Truck Homo
happy hour with pitchers, but the pitchers are full of soup. the bar food? just cups of croutons and tortilla strips. the bouncer? a giant wedge of cheese begging to be grated
December 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
happy hour with pitchers, but the pitchers are full of soup. the bar food? just cups of croutons and tortilla strips. the bouncer? a giant wedge of cheese begging to be grated
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My baby farts loud but I fart louder
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My baby farts loud but I fart louder
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It is a public service.
It does not have to make money.
The idea that the postal service needs to be profitable, when it is a basic function of civilization that we should all be happy to subsidize, is a massive scam.
It does not have to make money.
The idea that the postal service needs to be profitable, when it is a basic function of civilization that we should all be happy to subsidize, is a massive scam.
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It is a public service.
It does not have to make money.
The idea that the postal service needs to be profitable, when it is a basic function of civilization that we should all be happy to subsidize, is a massive scam.
It does not have to make money.
The idea that the postal service needs to be profitable, when it is a basic function of civilization that we should all be happy to subsidize, is a massive scam.
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BREAKING: Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk announces that Charlie Kirk hologram will go on music tour where he will single AI-generated Christian rap. "This is our music. Charlie is this music."
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
BREAKING: Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk announces that Charlie Kirk hologram will go on music tour where he will single AI-generated Christian rap. "This is our music. Charlie is this music."
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Squirters unite 🙌
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Squirters unite 🙌
has anyone checked under senator cotton’s ghoul costume to make sure he’s not smuggling drugs right at this moment?? perhaps we should perform a preemptive drone strike on him right now just in case
Q: What did you see in the second strike?
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
has anyone checked under senator cotton’s ghoul costume to make sure he’s not smuggling drugs right at this moment?? perhaps we should perform a preemptive drone strike on him right now just in case
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We shouldn’t treat people who always act like they're silly as if they’re serious in any way.
Q: What did you see in the second strike?
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We shouldn’t treat people who always act like they're silly as if they’re serious in any way.
is it a rule that you have to be a dick to everyone if you work at a minute clinic?
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
is it a rule that you have to be a dick to everyone if you work at a minute clinic?
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making a request here as well: if there's verified information of ICE going into hospitals/clinics locally, please tag me if you think of it, just so those of us working in these settings can share information & prepare as needed.
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
making a request here as well: if there's verified information of ICE going into hospitals/clinics locally, please tag me if you think of it, just so those of us working in these settings can share information & prepare as needed.