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phil mccrevice
@jewkrainian.bsky.social
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30 something Software Engineer Ohio escapee (cleveland sports) An idiot who types things Denver📍 (eng/rus) just my skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig NGL https://ngl.link/ledhead
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · Jan 25
genie: and for your last wish?

me: I wish I could talk to animals

[later at the zoo]

elephant: get me the fuck out of here

gorilla: get me the fuck out of here

giraffe: get me the fuck out of here
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1d
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 5h
it’s ok, the omega 3s won out in the end
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 5h
they were allowed to hit the ball this whole time???
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 5h
13 euro innings is like what? 12 british innings?
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 5h
the european mind could simply never comprehend 15 innings
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 5h
Baseball fans rn
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 5h
There is no light here. Not even God’s grace can reach us.
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 5h
ok just let the managers fight to the death on the mound
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The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 20h
Screenshot of skyrim spellbook, meme made by therealjzargo. Spellbook Destruction Spell Tome: Testicular Torsion Weight 1 Value 46 Target's spermatic cord rotates and becomes twisted, dealing 70 points of damage to health and stamina.
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 5h
love me a nice thicc book
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 6h
braveheart and you have a deal
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 6h
last thing: i need you to throw my ashes like lebron
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 6h
ok but what about shirtless
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 6h
shitless in a vest and jorts? i would want nothing else
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 6h
4 just looked at me right in the eyes and said “daddy, i think you’re going to die soon” so you guys might need to buy funeral clothes soon
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 7h
you can migrate to a different instance! (don’t ask me how, but there’s probably documentation somewhere)
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 7h
lmao i’m trying to figure out some stuff but it’s pretty much like @britculpsapp.bsky.social said, very clunky in an early bsky way
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 7h
me three minutes ago: mastodon is so lame

me now that i have an account: i am literally the elite
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 8h
awesome, well guess i’ll get to tootin
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 8h
alright fuck it, @[email protected]
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 8h
alright also, i did a starter pack think and it said it worked but im not seeing anything… does it just take time?
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 8h
ahhh ok i already signed up through fuckaas 😅 hopefully that’s fine?
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 9h
is there any benefit to migrating to a different one if you can see everyone else? fuckaas.space just sounds fun
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 9h
alriiiiiiight what instance are you and the homies on?
Ah shit, here we go again. GTA meme
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 9h
ughhhhhh should i be tooting? i need a guide on how to toot with you guys/do the whole posting on both thing
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 9h
fruit flies can smell menstruation from a mile away
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