phil mccrevice
@jewkrainian.bsky.social
30 something
Software Engineer
Ohio escapee (cleveland sports)
An idiot who types things
Denver📍
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
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NGL
https://ngl.link/ledhead1
Software Engineer
Ohio escapee (cleveland sports)
An idiot who types things
Denver📍
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig
NGL
https://ngl.link/ledhead1
Pinned
phil mccrevice
@jewkrainian.bsky.social
· Jan 25
genie: and for your last wish?
me: I wish I could talk to animals
[later at the zoo]
elephant: get me the fuck out of here
gorilla: get me the fuck out of here
giraffe: get me the fuck out of here
me: I wish I could talk to animals
[later at the zoo]
elephant: get me the fuck out of here
gorilla: get me the fuck out of here
giraffe: get me the fuck out of here
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Rooted beer is for suckers.
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Rooted beer is for suckers.
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Looking at the turkey longingly and jealously because I also want to get stuffed
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Looking at the turkey longingly and jealously because I also want to get stuffed
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real pros pull their knees to their nipples and let it rip
Feeling gassy after Thanksgiving? Take a fart walk.
Light exercise after a big meal can help. Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
Light exercise after a big meal can help. Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
Column | Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal
Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
real pros pull their knees to their nipples and let it rip
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if i was the ravens i would simply fold my franchise and repent for the sins of art modell
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
if i was the ravens i would simply fold my franchise and repent for the sins of art modell
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workshopping a take: extreme lawn care is republican coded
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
workshopping a take: extreme lawn care is republican coded
about to start calling myself Earthian just to assert my world domination
you’re missing the whole point
CALLING YOURSELVES AMERICANS IS THE MOST IMPERIALISTIC THING YOU CAN THINK OF
how can you people not see such an obvious thing?
CALLING YOURSELVES AMERICANS IS THE MOST IMPERIALISTIC THING YOU CAN THINK OF
how can you people not see such an obvious thing?
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
about to start calling myself Earthian just to assert my world domination
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We call ourselves Americans because *it’s shorter* you fucking weirdo.
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
We call ourselves Americans because *it’s shorter* you fucking weirdo.
absolutely not thrilled at all to fly to ohio and see my parents tomorrow 👍 at least we’re going to columbus to see friends on tuesday. happy holidaysssssss
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
absolutely not thrilled at all to fly to ohio and see my parents tomorrow 👍 at least we’re going to columbus to see friends on tuesday. happy holidaysssssss
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you can’t even objectify the turkey anymore because of woke
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
you can’t even objectify the turkey anymore because of woke
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i am thankful for big booties
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
i am thankful for big booties
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wishing Mike Johnson a very shit your pants and trip on the carpet
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
wishing Mike Johnson a very shit your pants and trip on the carpet
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Remember that the real Macy’s Parade action doesn’t begin until the sun goes down
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Remember that the real Macy’s Parade action doesn’t begin until the sun goes down
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I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
pov: you’re playing pretty pretty princess with me
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
pov: you’re playing pretty pretty princess with me
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I once again invite the online democrats who think that Trump and Musk are evil because they do drugs or think the biggest possible slam is to call them gay — have you considered admitting you’re just Reagan Republicans
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I once again invite the online democrats who think that Trump and Musk are evil because they do drugs or think the biggest possible slam is to call them gay — have you considered admitting you’re just Reagan Republicans
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in the immortal words of santa, no loads refused!
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
in the immortal words of santa, no loads refused!
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wake up babe it’s time to decorate the cum tree
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
wake up babe it’s time to decorate the cum tree
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root beer is bad
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
root beer is bad
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thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
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DEPLOY THE BOY
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
DEPLOY THE BOY
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if some bitchass breed wins the dog show this year I’m flipping the dinner table. how could you even eat in a time like that???
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
if some bitchass breed wins the dog show this year I’m flipping the dinner table. how could you even eat in a time like that???
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Communist burger restaurant called The Hammer and Pickle
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Communist burger restaurant called The Hammer and Pickle