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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

Two surgeons are performing and autopsy. They are extracting various organs from a corpse. Another surgeon has shown up in a large Spongebob mascot outfit.

Caption "Aw Jeez, I'm the only one who wore a costume."

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/2025-s... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me shotgun a can of carbonated bleach!

Alex drinks a beer and says "I love watching sports commentary in the year 2025."

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

Some art I did for the Batting Around podcast. Sums up my feelings right now.

Alex Haus of Decline tenderly kisses Alejandro Kirk on the back of the head with a SMEK

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

Example: the Yankees not intentionally walking Vladdy because for some reason, they're still not intimidated by him.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

One key to the Blue Jays' success this year is the fact that they are so vastly underestimated. Other teams have been fucking up against us because despite everything, people are physically incapable of taking a Canadian team seriously. Our special ability "Cute-Seeming" induces an accuracy debuff.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

The Blue Jays will defeat the Dodgers this year in the World Series which will precipitate the "Evil Ohtani" arc

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

Since I started following sports, the amount of time I encounter the phrase "masterclass" has increased one hundred fold

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

A light shines on the horizon
www.tsn.ca/mlb/article/...

Blue Jays SS Bichette seen jogging for first time since knee injury

As the Toronto Blue Jays prepare to take on the New York Yankees in Game 4 of the ALDS on Wednesday night, star shortstop Bo Bichette was seen lightly jogging in the outfield of Yankees Stadium as he ...

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

Loving shout out to the Red Sox and their charmingly obnoxious fan base for softening those freaks up before we got to em

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

THEY LOST ON A BULLPEN GAME IN THE FUCKIN BRONX! MAXIMUM AGONY FOR THE HATED YANKEES AND THEIR UNUSUALLY OBNOXIOUS FANBASE!

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Stephen Geigen-Miller @stephengm.bsky.social · 2d

Eat my entire Canadian ass, New York Yankees fans.

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

YOU DARE BOO THE BEAUTIFUL CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM. YOU PAY WITH BLOOD! YOU PAY WITH BLOOD!

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

Yankees fans! Lower than dirt!

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

YOU DARE BOO THE BEAUTIFUL CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM. YOU PAY WITH BLOOD! YOU PAY WITH BLOOD!

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

FUCK THE YANKEES!

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Jul 22

True meaning of Transness

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Emilia 🍻 @emilia.beer · 2d

i love @hausofdecline.bsky.social

haus face with gritted teeth on packaging

original work by haus which features a house with many windows

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

A bearded man says "I related so much to the TV Glow film" to Alex. He breaks down into her sympathetic arms and confesses "a similar thing happened to me as an autistic teen."

2004: 3 years after 9/11. A younger version of the bearded man gets a Peter Griffin drawn on the back of his neck.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

Quebec has give several million tax dollars to Shecky Tremblay's controversial masterpiece "Filme Racisme"

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

The next thing Gen Alpha will get into is doo wop. America isn't prepared for the onslaught of gang warfare that will be brought about by the Frankie Valli teens. Shrieks of pain in piercing nasal falsetto.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

(Man does something a little gay on the TL)

Me, scrolling through my phone in between puking from the fake weed I got at the gas station: oh wow she is so egg-coded

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

That guy behind the gimmick account you like turned out to be Aranthulax, Harrower of the Wretched

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

Why do sex offenders keep showing up to my stand-up comedy sets and why are they so quick to volunteer this information about themselves when I try to do crowd work?

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Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 3d

Alex is so funny on this one

Batting Around Podcast @battingaround.bsky.social · 4d

new episode with @hausofdecline.bsky.social just dropped

Authoritative Canadian Accents with Haus of Decline

Alex from the Haus of Decline comic and podcast is here to talk about the force of nature Toronto Blue Jays and all the other stuff that's happened since the start of the postseason. Support the show

soundcloud.com

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3d

Celebrate wonderful Canadian baseball with the Batting Around crew and a special guest who is me!

Batting Around Podcast @battingaround.bsky.social · 4d

new episode with @hausofdecline.bsky.social just dropped

Authoritative Canadian Accents with Haus of Decline

Alex from the Haus of Decline comic and podcast is here to talk about the force of nature Toronto Blue Jays and all the other stuff that's happened since the start of the postseason. Support the show

soundcloud.com

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3d

I am not exaggerating when I make these claims. With sobriety and clarity, I say that this is a country which has adopted such a "them or us" mentality, it is willing to murder millions and accelerate a potential apocalypse out of sheer flailing spite.

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