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Haus of Decline
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HRT Milestone: I lactated! 😊 and this time it was only 65% blood 😄
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Alex says "I have constructed a hat that will alow me to hear the thoughts of pigeons!" She goes out on the street and from a gaggle of pigeons she hears "fucking troon," "gross," and "you will never be a woman." Alex remarks with horror "Oh God, they're all transphobic." She winces even more in disappointment and continues "and they can clock me."
December 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Alex says "I have constructed a hat that will alow me to hear the thoughts of pigeons!" She goes out on the street and from a gaggle of pigeons she hears "fucking troon," "gross," and "you will never be a woman." Alex remarks with horror "Oh God, they're all transphobic." She winces even more in disappointment and continues "and they can clock me."
December 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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There are new pieces of original art available on the Haus of Decline store!
hausofdecline.bigcartel.com

Additionally, past unsold pieces have been marked down!

Here are some examples of the new work that is available!
A trans woman says "I don't know what it is, but there's something trans as hell about this cactus." She makes a post on social media kissing the cactus with the caption "I Love My Trans Cactus". Comments range from "Cute, OMG, to "Gorgeous Gorgeous Girls love cacti." Two other trans women see the post and one says "yo, that cactus is Trans as hell." A group of trans women are buying cacti in droves. The clerk at the counter says "thank you ladies, you have saved the cactus store!" One blonde Phillie Phanatic lady says "I don't know if we should be doing this..." A dark-haired Phillie Phanatic draws the blonde one's face close. The blonde on continues "your husband is my boss." They kiss forbiddenly. At the Toxic Yuri Writer's Group: Philadelphia Chapter, a woman reading this fiction says sweats hornily and says "yeah, this is some good shit right here..." A man in a tie asks "why are you looking at my feet, Lawrence?" Lawrence knees down and sees the first man's shoes are exactly the make of Sora's from Kingdom Hears. He asks "are those... are those Sora's shoes from Kingdom Hearts?" The first man asks "what's Kingdom Hearts?" causing Lawrence to spirtal. Lawrence frips the side of his head and says "the mystery deepens further..." The first man, angry, points to his feet and says "these are medical orthotics, Lawrence."
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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(Voice beckoning from amulet) please help, I've been trapped in here by a dark sorcerer for 10,000 years!

Me: why dont you just move to a city?
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Everyday I fight the nigh irresistible urge to dropkick someone riding their e-bike on the sidewalk
December 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Of course the British are transphobic. Their most iconic building is big clock
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Lots of original art still available including the sapphic Phillie Phanatics! Buy one for Christmas for your weirdest friend!
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There are new pieces of original art available on the Haus of Decline store!
hausofdecline.bigcartel.com

Additionally, past unsold pieces have been marked down!

Here are some examples of the new work that is available!
A trans woman says "I don't know what it is, but there's something trans as hell about this cactus." She makes a post on social media kissing the cactus with the caption "I Love My Trans Cactus". Comments range from "Cute, OMG, to "Gorgeous Gorgeous Girls love cacti." Two other trans women see the post and one says "yo, that cactus is Trans as hell." A group of trans women are buying cacti in droves. The clerk at the counter says "thank you ladies, you have saved the cactus store!" One blonde Phillie Phanatic lady says "I don't know if we should be doing this..." A dark-haired Phillie Phanatic draws the blonde one's face close. The blonde on continues "your husband is my boss." They kiss forbiddenly. At the Toxic Yuri Writer's Group: Philadelphia Chapter, a woman reading this fiction says sweats hornily and says "yeah, this is some good shit right here..." A man in a tie asks "why are you looking at my feet, Lawrence?" Lawrence knees down and sees the first man's shoes are exactly the make of Sora's from Kingdom Hears. He asks "are those... are those Sora's shoes from Kingdom Hearts?" The first man asks "what's Kingdom Hearts?" causing Lawrence to spirtal. Lawrence frips the side of his head and says "the mystery deepens further..." The first man, angry, points to his feet and says "these are medical orthotics, Lawrence."
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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walter cronkite told america we lost the vietnam war on this channel
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this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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getting the FFS where they just remove your entire skull
December 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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the boobcentric valuation of HRT results must end. i see girls with incredible asses who have been led to believe by society that they have nothing
December 13, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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It's funny how much of Nick Fuentes' delivery and timing is cribbed from Jon Stewart
December 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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another great reason to buy one of these: haus might draw your fursona on the packaging
December 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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9 pieces have been sold already! Here are a couple more that are still available!
A man points at a short man and says "t-boy swag" another guy says "you have to stop pointing at any short guy and saying 't-boy swag'. The first man points at a short man in a tank top with a moustache, mullet, arm tats and the Dreamworks expression. The first man points and says "t-boy swag..." The second man says "OK, that one was right, but you got lucky." Alex says "I have no idea what to do for hormones... better consult the dolls online!" He reads a message that says "you gotta get on the spiro or else yr a fucking chump." Another message states "Spiro? What are you? An asshole? Only fucking chumps do Spiro." Alex looks confused and tired.
December 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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There are new pieces of original art available on the Haus of Decline store!
hausofdecline.bigcartel.com

Additionally, past unsold pieces have been marked down!

Here are some examples of the new work that is available!
A trans woman says "I don't know what it is, but there's something trans as hell about this cactus." She makes a post on social media kissing the cactus with the caption "I Love My Trans Cactus". Comments range from "Cute, OMG, to "Gorgeous Gorgeous Girls love cacti." Two other trans women see the post and one says "yo, that cactus is Trans as hell." A group of trans women are buying cacti in droves. The clerk at the counter says "thank you ladies, you have saved the cactus store!" One blonde Phillie Phanatic lady says "I don't know if we should be doing this..." A dark-haired Phillie Phanatic draws the blonde one's face close. The blonde on continues "your husband is my boss." They kiss forbiddenly. At the Toxic Yuri Writer's Group: Philadelphia Chapter, a woman reading this fiction says sweats hornily and says "yeah, this is some good shit right here..." A man in a tie asks "why are you looking at my feet, Lawrence?" Lawrence knees down and sees the first man's shoes are exactly the make of Sora's from Kingdom Hears. He asks "are those... are those Sora's shoes from Kingdom Hearts?" The first man asks "what's Kingdom Hearts?" causing Lawrence to spirtal. Lawrence frips the side of his head and says "the mystery deepens further..." The first man, angry, points to his feet and says "these are medical orthotics, Lawrence."
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Cameron Winter's music is naturally pleasing to me because he sings like Cher
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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the gamers yearn for shadow hearts
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Male friendships reached their peak in 2014 when it was mostly about yelling "my name Jeff" back and forth to each other
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Why do I feel so bad all this time? Maybe this next compilation of gruesome caving deaths will cheer me up.
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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I have solidarity with all Trans people. If Pol Pot had taken hormones, I would be forced to stan my imperfect sister
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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The Epic of Gilgamesh is historically significant as the world's first Yaoi
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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I will not get an orchiectomy unless they allow me to Kobe my biological refuse into nearby trash can
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Humiliation fetish has progressed to needing 5'8" point guard to cross me up before I can reach orgasm
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I am drinking water out of a shallow bowl. In this way, I am very spiritual
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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The longest book I read this year was individual yugioh cards
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM