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What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think
January 27, 2026 at 12:48 AM
What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think
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Chinese idiom of the day:
路見不平，拔刀相助
lit. “seeing injustice on the road, drawing one’s sword to offer assistance,” id. “to rush to the rescue”
路見不平，拔刀相助
lit. “seeing injustice on the road, drawing one’s sword to offer assistance,” id. “to rush to the rescue”
I talked to one of the r/MassiveCock posters who decided to bring anti-ICE conversations to the subreddit.
"... Nothing in life should feel ‘normal’ when these sorts of things are happening in our country. Even porn and sex," he said.
Gift link (obviously): tinyurl.com/mr3nua5k
"... Nothing in life should feel ‘normal’ when these sorts of things are happening in our country. Even porn and sex," he said.
Gift link (obviously): tinyurl.com/mr3nua5k
January 26, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Chinese idiom of the day:
路見不平，拔刀相助
lit. “seeing injustice on the road, drawing one’s sword to offer assistance,” id. “to rush to the rescue”
路見不平，拔刀相助
lit. “seeing injustice on the road, drawing one’s sword to offer assistance,” id. “to rush to the rescue”
in the middle of an episode when the diagnosis is the least clear it gets Woke House would say some shit to his team like "that's six different diagnoses you've come up with. or is it seven?" and then he'd suck wilson's dick on camera.
January 26, 2026 at 11:58 PM
in the middle of an episode when the diagnosis is the least clear it gets Woke House would say some shit to his team like "that's six different diagnoses you've come up with. or is it seven?" and then he'd suck wilson's dick on camera.
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smoking the shit that woke house
May 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
smoking the shit that woke house
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woke house making the patient get bottom surgery to save their life.
May 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
woke house making the patient get bottom surgery to save their life.
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woke house playing heaven will be mine on his steamdeck while the diagnostics team are arguing about whether to treat for an infection or begin chemo on the therian patient in the ICU
May 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
woke house playing heaven will be mine on his steamdeck while the diagnostics team are arguing about whether to treat for an infection or begin chemo on the therian patient in the ICU
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woke house would be like "wilson you faggot"
May 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
woke house would be like "wilson you faggot"
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woke house episode where joe biden is the patient and transgender chase puts more cancer in his asshole and ruins her marriage in the process
May 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
woke house episode where joe biden is the patient and transgender chase puts more cancer in his asshole and ruins her marriage in the process
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[the woke house team in a Saw scenario]
woke jigsaw: hello doctor house. in front of you is a series of labelled buttons. to escape, all you—
woke house: [already hammering the “kill chase” button]
woke jigsaw: hello doctor house. in front of you is a series of labelled buttons. to escape, all you—
woke house: [already hammering the “kill chase” button]
June 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
[the woke house team in a Saw scenario]
woke jigsaw: hello doctor house. in front of you is a series of labelled buttons. to escape, all you—
woke house: [already hammering the “kill chase” button]
woke jigsaw: hello doctor house. in front of you is a series of labelled buttons. to escape, all you—
woke house: [already hammering the “kill chase” button]
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woke foreman: house, he's a cancer patient have a little empathy
woke house: if he's a cancer patient then wilson will just have sex with him, can't empathize with that unless you wanna have another 2 hour conversation about my "feelings"
woke foreman: *perturbed, yet curious expression*
woke house: if he's a cancer patient then wilson will just have sex with him, can't empathize with that unless you wanna have another 2 hour conversation about my "feelings"
woke foreman: *perturbed, yet curious expression*
June 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
woke foreman: house, he's a cancer patient have a little empathy
woke house: if he's a cancer patient then wilson will just have sex with him, can't empathize with that unless you wanna have another 2 hour conversation about my "feelings"
woke foreman: *perturbed, yet curious expression*
woke house: if he's a cancer patient then wilson will just have sex with him, can't empathize with that unless you wanna have another 2 hour conversation about my "feelings"
woke foreman: *perturbed, yet curious expression*
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gay porn studio “Clapped Unc” issues apology for appropriative language— “we thought it was just a NorthernLion thing”
January 25, 2026 at 8:34 PM
gay porn studio “Clapped Unc” issues apology for appropriative language— “we thought it was just a NorthernLion thing”
the werewolf girl in deadlock is too small, she should be wider. she should look like she actually eats people because werewolves do that.
January 26, 2026 at 11:46 PM
the werewolf girl in deadlock is too small, she should be wider. she should look like she actually eats people because werewolves do that.
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playing this tomorrow! shop link for any locals that want to buy a poster: maramingrecords.bigcartel.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:42 PM
playing this tomorrow! shop link for any locals that want to buy a poster: maramingrecords.bigcartel.com
i keep stopping myself from posting because i'm sick and that makes me at least 80% meaner about shit that doesn't matter
January 26, 2026 at 11:40 PM
i keep stopping myself from posting because i'm sick and that makes me at least 80% meaner about shit that doesn't matter
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A STORY THAT WILL ALWAYS END THE SAME
THE TRAGEDY OF ONE BY THE NAME OF...!
coming sooner than later
THE TRAGEDY OF ONE BY THE NAME OF...!
coming sooner than later
January 26, 2026 at 11:32 PM
A STORY THAT WILL ALWAYS END THE SAME
THE TRAGEDY OF ONE BY THE NAME OF...!
coming sooner than later
THE TRAGEDY OF ONE BY THE NAME OF...!
coming sooner than later
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We can help build a world that ensures that an ICE agent committing suicide is actually the best case scenario for them
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 6:57 PM
We can help build a world that ensures that an ICE agent committing suicide is actually the best case scenario for them
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not rn highguard just launched
Please Fuck Me
January 26, 2026 at 6:01 PM
not rn highguard just launched
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The correct answer to this is "Yes, and everyone else too."
Should artists get a basic income like they do in Ireland?
Could the government pay salaries to musicians and artists - no strings attached like they do in Ireland?
www.bbc.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 PM
The correct answer to this is "Yes, and everyone else too."
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This is actually...idk a quietly huge story to me haha. Geoff Keighley altering plans of devs around having content for his show is like...deeply unethical lmao.
'Highguard' was planned as a shadowdrop but Geoff came in and wanted it for TGA.
kotaku.com/highguard-ga...
kotaku.com/highguard-ga...
January 26, 2026 at 7:00 PM
This is actually...idk a quietly huge story to me haha. Geoff Keighley altering plans of devs around having content for his show is like...deeply unethical lmao.