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i only post things no one asked for but me from now on
January 28, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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I am laughing WAY TO HARD AT THIS TWEET
January 28, 2026 at 4:38 AM
tjpw giving me specifically the finger by doing a canada show but on the other side of the country
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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tenga eggs are so funny dude. a single serving of pussy
June 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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every time someone has asked me the last week or so about priorities it is rental assistance. please please please people need rent to stay in their homes. scroll down to rent relief funds and pick something www.standwithminnesota.com
January 27, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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Friend groups should take pictures like this, but the most evil friend is the clown
March 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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as long as they're *professional* when they kidnap your neighbors and their children, then everything's just fine.
Q: The demand was to get ICE and CBP out. To replace Bovino with Tom Homan...do you think that's a satisfactory change?

TIM WALZ: "I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt. ...My hope is that Tom Homan is different...that he is a true law enforcement professional."
January 27, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Get ready for a Democratic Party influencer blitz to convince you that replacing Greg Bovino with Tom Homan is a huge win you should be grateful for.

Meanwhile here’s Tom Homan:
January 27, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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lmaooo 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵
January 27, 2026 at 10:40 AM
"you're being annoying and i'm thinking of blocking you" is not me trying to be cute and asking you to double down. i will just block you.
January 27, 2026 at 7:42 PM
30 years of tales games but a decade since any were actually good... sad.
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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対決
January 26, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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mr president... the gift is inside the cave
January 27, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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the fight continues anywhere ICE goes. do not let demotions make you take your eyes off the ball
January 27, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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found out the skirt on my miku plush is removable
January 26, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think
January 27, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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OH MY 🫣🫣🫣 they crazy
#STARDOM 🤼
January 26, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Chinese idiom of the day:
路見不平,拔刀相助
lit. “seeing injustice on the road, drawing one’s sword to offer assistance,” id. “to rush to the rescue”
I talked to one of the r/MassiveCock posters who decided to bring anti-ICE conversations to the subreddit.

"... Nothing in life should feel ‘normal’ when these sorts of things are happening in our country. Even porn and sex," he said.

Gift link (obviously): tinyurl.com/mr3nua5k
January 26, 2026 at 6:54 PM
in the middle of an episode when the diagnosis is the least clear it gets Woke House would say some shit to his team like "that's six different diagnoses you've come up with. or is it seven?" and then he'd suck wilson's dick on camera.
January 26, 2026 at 11:58 PM
i love woke house
January 26, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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house reading manga
May 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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smoking the shit that woke house
May 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM