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yapper 🎙️ @ friendsatthetable.net / mediaclub.plus / sidestory.show

music 🎸 @ xxemoboyskissingxx / https://gutmachineband.bandcamp.com/

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"you're being annoying and i'm thinking of blocking you" is not me trying to be cute and asking you to double down. i will just block you.
January 27, 2026 at 7:42 PM
30 years of tales games but a decade since any were actually good... sad.
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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対決
January 26, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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mr president... the gift is inside the cave
January 27, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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the fight continues anywhere ICE goes. do not let demotions make you take your eyes off the ball
January 27, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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found out the skirt on my miku plush is removable
January 26, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think
January 27, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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OH MY 🫣🫣🫣 they crazy
#STARDOM 🤼
January 26, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Chinese idiom of the day:
路見不平,拔刀相助
lit. “seeing injustice on the road, drawing one’s sword to offer assistance,” id. “to rush to the rescue”
I talked to one of the r/MassiveCock posters who decided to bring anti-ICE conversations to the subreddit.

"... Nothing in life should feel ‘normal’ when these sorts of things are happening in our country. Even porn and sex," he said.

Gift link (obviously): tinyurl.com/mr3nua5k
January 26, 2026 at 6:54 PM
in the middle of an episode when the diagnosis is the least clear it gets Woke House would say some shit to his team like "that's six different diagnoses you've come up with. or is it seven?" and then he'd suck wilson's dick on camera.
January 26, 2026 at 11:58 PM
i love woke house
January 26, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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house reading manga
May 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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smoking the shit that woke house
May 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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woke house making the patient get bottom surgery to save their life.
May 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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woke house playing heaven will be mine on his steamdeck while the diagnostics team are arguing about whether to treat for an infection or begin chemo on the therian patient in the ICU
May 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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woke house would be like "wilson you faggot"
May 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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woke house episode where joe biden is the patient and transgender chase puts more cancer in his asshole and ruins her marriage in the process
May 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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[the woke house team in a Saw scenario]

woke jigsaw: hello doctor house. in front of you is a series of labelled buttons. to escape, all you—

woke house: [already hammering the “kill chase” button]
June 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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woke foreman: house, he's a cancer patient have a little empathy

woke house: if he's a cancer patient then wilson will just have sex with him, can't empathize with that unless you wanna have another 2 hour conversation about my "feelings"

woke foreman: *perturbed, yet curious expression*
June 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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gay porn studio “Clapped Unc” issues apology for appropriative language— “we thought it was just a NorthernLion thing”
January 25, 2026 at 8:34 PM
the werewolf girl in deadlock is too small, she should be wider. she should look like she actually eats people because werewolves do that.
January 26, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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playing this tomorrow! shop link for any locals that want to buy a poster: maramingrecords.bigcartel.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:42 PM