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Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️

@girlnextvore.bsky.social

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I eata da flesh. I'm Morgan 30 Black, butch lesbian, and annoying. obsessed with VTM , pokemon and wrestling #myart She/her Co-host on @cartoonbuffoons.bsky.social‬

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Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · Nov 15

HELLO I am Morgan (She/her) I feel the need to make a pin post. I am a black lesbian who draws often and takes shit more so. I mostly draw Vampire or pokemon themed stuff and my OCs.

You can also find me on tumblr @ girlnextvore and on the Cartoon Buffoons podcast

A blue bug girl based on heracross with red hair flexing next to a Red bug girl based on the pokemon scizor. They are dressed like martial artist

A black vampire woman surrounded by darkness besides multiple lighters reached out to light her cigarette

A young girl with purple braids in a superhero costume hanging upside with the comic title "THE ASTNOSHING ARACHNETTE" at the top

A large muscular black woman with black hair and face heavily obscured by a mask leaning on a large sword.

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Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 3h

How i be posing next to my funny post when I link them to someone

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Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 3h

I can't be lusting after no white woman

you need to paint yourself a unnatural skin tone color NOW

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Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

When they do the BIG PREQUEL

and my fan theory that Orys Baratheon was arching Aegon the conquerors back

I am going to be SOOOO VALIDATED

Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

Baratheon men will drink, fight and fuck women

then end up moaning the name of their closes male friend

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Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · May 25

Egg was like : "Hey guys um I don't think we should do incest anymore"

His family and kids: WOKE LEFT, JOE BIDEN WOKE DEI

Egg: what are you saying to me???

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Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

Now that A knight of the seven kingdoms trailer is out

in a few years you will all know bout Egg and why this post I made is VERY FUNNY

Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · Mar 7

The rest of his family reacting to Egg not wanting his kids to marry each other

Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

I was SOO WORRIED they would do the tone of thebooks with like agood sense of humor and like leaning into the heroic journey. But the trailer put all of those to rest I AM SO EXCITED

Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

Im like a NBA oldhead but with fantasy knights

Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

I talk about Robert Baratheon like old heads talk about Tim Duncan

HE COULD DO IT ALL!! (except rule a kingdom)

PUT HIM IN THE PIT WITH A HAMMER AND HE WOULD GET IT DONE!!

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Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

Baratheon men will drink, fight and fuck women

then end up moaning the name of their closes male friend

Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

AND THEN calling back a man they never touched but thought about anal sex with for 5 years

Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

Baratheons dont belong in politics

they belong in giant brawls and then not calling back a woman they spent 20 minutes eating out

Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

Baratheons dont belong in politics

they belong in giant brawls and then not calling back a woman they spent 20 minutes eating out

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Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

Look look sorry guys i am going to attach myself to a guy who loves to fight cause its what he does

he got swag and salt and peper hair and laughs while doing a murder

MY GOAT MY GOAT MY GOAT

Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

IM SO HAPPY LYONEL LOOKS SO GOOD

thats my fucking laughing storm. Baratheon swag is alive and well

Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

IM SO HAPPY LYONEL LOOKS SO GOOD

thats my fucking laughing storm. Baratheon swag is alive and well

Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

they casted such a good child actor for Egg i am soexcited this kid is going to be as funny as he needs to be

Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

IT IS NOT. Also i fear this may be it for him. He was just getting back to it a bit but I think we are done

which is alright

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Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

Everyone wanted a short hair Targaryen and it ended up being fucking Aerion

I AM LIVING CAUSE THEY ALL HATE HIM!!!

HAHAHA I WIN

Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

"Morgan you can't like this evil evil man he is the worst"

he is

but also he is a LITTLE FUNNY and i think thats enough to justify me loving his dumb ass

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Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

I can't wait to start posting Aerion Targaryen edits once they start being made

Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

THEY DID, i wish he had longer hair but honestly nah its perfect and he is SO TALL IT WORKS

Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 4h

WE ARE SO UNBELIEVABLE FUCKING BACK

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms | Official Teaser Trailer | HBO Max

YouTube video by HBO Max

www.youtube.com

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Moss @soothemoss.bsky.social · 5h

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Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 5h

People rarely know I use to be a tumblr funny man

buzzfeed even stole one of my post

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Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · May 13

this is also me when people bring up the "White lesbian jerma" post

Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · May 13

Gonna meet someone and they will say "arnt you that poster that hateswhite people" and I'ma say this wordfor word

Closested trans woman Kendall roy from succession saying "My not so spotless reputation precedes me"

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Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · May 13

Gonna meet someone and they will say "arnt you that poster that hateswhite people" and I'ma say this wordfor word

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Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 5h

Feel like both the recordings i did this week came out good

also Holy fuck me and wyatt went a little wild on the Cartoonstinute episode