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Haus of Decline
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Website - hausofdecline.ca
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At least the endless harassment i face on Twitter is text only. Beautiful glorious silence. I have become this guy:
Short man admonishing street trumpet player.
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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This is my favourite institution name of all time
National center for Catastrophic Sport Injury Research. The mission of the national center for catastrophic sport injury Research is to conduct surveillance of catastrophic injuries and illnesses
December 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Here's a photo of me. Why not?
Alex Haus of Decline wearing Grey t shirt and mom jeans. She gives the thumbs up.
December 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Alex says "I have constructed a hat that will alow me to hear the thoughts of pigeons!" She goes out on the street and from a gaggle of pigeons she hears "fucking troon," "gross," and "you will never be a woman." Alex remarks with horror "Oh God, they're all transphobic." She winces even more in disappointment and continues "and they can clock me."
December 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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9 pieces have been sold already! Here are a couple more that are still available!
A man points at a short man and says "t-boy swag" another guy says "you have to stop pointing at any short guy and saying 't-boy swag'. The first man points at a short man in a tank top with a moustache, mullet, arm tats and the Dreamworks expression. The first man points and says "t-boy swag..." The second man says "OK, that one was right, but you got lucky." Alex says "I have no idea what to do for hormones... better consult the dolls online!" He reads a message that says "you gotta get on the spiro or else yr a fucking chump." Another message states "Spiro? What are you? An asshole? Only fucking chumps do Spiro." Alex looks confused and tired.
December 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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There are new pieces of original art available on the Haus of Decline store!
hausofdecline.bigcartel.com

Additionally, past unsold pieces have been marked down!

Here are some examples of the new work that is available!
A trans woman says "I don't know what it is, but there's something trans as hell about this cactus." She makes a post on social media kissing the cactus with the caption "I Love My Trans Cactus". Comments range from "Cute, OMG, to "Gorgeous Gorgeous Girls love cacti." Two other trans women see the post and one says "yo, that cactus is Trans as hell." A group of trans women are buying cacti in droves. The clerk at the counter says "thank you ladies, you have saved the cactus store!" One blonde Phillie Phanatic lady says "I don't know if we should be doing this..." A dark-haired Phillie Phanatic draws the blonde one's face close. The blonde on continues "your husband is my boss." They kiss forbiddenly. At the Toxic Yuri Writer's Group: Philadelphia Chapter, a woman reading this fiction says sweats hornily and says "yeah, this is some good shit right here..." A man in a tie asks "why are you looking at my feet, Lawrence?" Lawrence knees down and sees the first man's shoes are exactly the make of Sora's from Kingdom Hears. He asks "are those... are those Sora's shoes from Kingdom Hearts?" The first man asks "what's Kingdom Hearts?" causing Lawrence to spirtal. Lawrence frips the side of his head and says "the mystery deepens further..." The first man, angry, points to his feet and says "these are medical orthotics, Lawrence."
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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2002 Yugioh: here's a fuckin meat genie

Current yugioh:
Marcel Prousts "a la recherche du temps perdu"
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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For those not familiar with the reference
New Yorker cartoon by P. Steiner where one dog in front of a computer states to another dog "on the internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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A puppygirl holds the leash of another puppygirl who is kneeling before her. The leash-holding puppygirl presides over an old-school CRT monitor and says "on the internet, everybody knows you're a dog."
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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A man drinks heavily. His elbow digs into the table's surface as it supports his sullen head. Behind him is a spilled wine bottle and a notice that says "SCHULDEN!" He says "starting my street magic career in Germany was a terrible idea..." On the street in Berlin, the magician sets up in front of a German man in a black trenchcoat, mesh shirt combat boots and sunglasses. He does a trick where he appears to float in midair. The German man states "There is a rational explanation for how you are doing this."
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic. Also subscribe to see the dance moves I submitted to Fortnite that were rejected becaused they reminded the lead developer of his overbearing mother.
A bucket of blood, bathed in moonlight.
December 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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A man drinking at a bar puts on his fedora and says "welp, gotta get back to the ol' Ball and Chain. The man opens the doort to his apartment and there is a literal ball and chain situated near the doorway. The man enters the darkened room, illuminated only by the light of the hallway. A pause. The ball and chain says "you've been drinking again, haven't you?"
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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An incensend Pikachu shouts at an offscreen sports game "Aggh, My fuckin' parlay. How will I ever afford a house?" The caption is "Pikachu Succumbs to the Gambling Ads."
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Bugs Bunny dresses up as a Goth Girl with thick mascara, black tank top, ankh necklace, mesh sleeves. She says "eh... time to evade murder by using gender tricks, Doc." She goes up to Elmer Fudd, who says "wow, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." Elmer then sheepishly asks "so... how big is it?" Bugs' ears go down and she looks horrified.
December 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me drive a Subway sandwich artist insane from eldritch fear due to my existentially incomprehensible sandwich order.
December 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me rank cult leaders by how gay their names sound.
A large, round figure in a trench coat looms outside Diane's window, illuminated by a nearby lampost.
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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New comic on Patreon. www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me dance the night away. The night will be gone and eternal sunlight will reign and destroy our vampire enemies and precipitate disastrous environmental consequences.
Diane walks down a lonely street at night, hugging close to a brick wall. She is illuminated by a candy-cane like street lamp. Her shadow sprawls across the building beside her. She says "so refreshed..."
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Alex says "I think I'm a rabbit or maybe a deer." Another woman asks "what happened in your childhood such that you excluively associate with prey animals." We flash back in time. A gang of bullies eye a child version of Alex. One of them says "c'mon gang! let's descend on the faggy kid!" One of them breaks a twig with a SNAP. Alex, doe-eyed, manifest gigantic ears. The pop up with the sound effect "PERK."
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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John Carpenter: alright we need the scariest church you've ever seen, haphazardly placed in the middle of a field

Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
Large orthodox cathedral in the middle of a field. Cathedraltown, Ontario
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I did a comic about this three years ago.
The masturbating comedian comeback tour. A Louis CK- like comedian shrugs. We see him masturbating with a fip fip fip. He says "I still hate my daughters." A crowd hollers in amusement saying "He's a genius" "WOOOO" "He's still got it!"
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Explorers emerge from a gigantic drill vehicle and shine a flashlight on a large white spherical object labelled "Core." The sphere has a dore on it. The explorers approach the core and one grabs the doorknob. He asks "what mysteries lie within?" The door opens to reveal a man pleasuring himself to vintage porno with his back facing the explores. His head swivels around. His horrified expression underscores the violation of privacy.
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I am Quebec now
Alex Haus of Decline witheringly scowls in Montréal Gare Centrale, wearing winter jacket and expos hat
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Alex receives a message on a fuck app from DL (Eyes Looking emoji) TS, 43 which says "I sent you a pick of my cock." Then she gets a messafge that says "Tiny Cowboy for scale" WIth a picture of a small cowboy wacing hi and leaning against the messenger's penis. Alex says "Men are so gross..." We then zoom out to reveal that the tiny cowboy is standing on the table she's sitting at. She says "I don't mind you seeing other people, please just tell me first." The tiny cowboy looks remorseful.
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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I hope the many disastrous economic crises looming on the horizon all happen at once and this happens
Every disease getting stuck in a closet door after thet all try to go through at once.
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Transgender Awareness Week
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM