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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 5h

A light shines on the horizon
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Blue Jays SS Bichette seen jogging for first time since knee injury

As the Toronto Blue Jays prepare to take on the New York Yankees in Game 4 of the ALDS on Wednesday night, star shortstop Bo Bichette was seen lightly jogging in the outfield of Yankees Stadium as he ...

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 5h

Loving shout out to the Red Sox and their charmingly obnoxious fan base for softening those freaks up before we got to em

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 5h

THEY LOST ON A BULLPEN GAME IN THE FUCKIN BRONX! MAXIMUM AGONY FOR THE HATED YANKEES AND THEIR UNUSUALLY OBNOXIOUS FANBASE!

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Stephen Geigen-Miller @stephengm.bsky.social · 5h

Eat my entire Canadian ass, New York Yankees fans.

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 5h

YOU DARE BOO THE BEAUTIFUL CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM. YOU PAY WITH BLOOD! YOU PAY WITH BLOOD!

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 5h

Yankees fans! Lower than dirt!

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 5h

YOU DARE BOO THE BEAUTIFUL CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM. YOU PAY WITH BLOOD! YOU PAY WITH BLOOD!

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 5h

FUCK THE YANKEES!

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Jul 22

True meaning of Transness

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Emilia 🍻 @emilia.beer · 8h

i love @hausofdecline.bsky.social

haus face with gritted teeth on packaging

original work by haus which features a house with many windows

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10h

A bearded man says "I related so much to the TV Glow film" to Alex. He breaks down into her sympathetic arms and confesses "a similar thing happened to me as an autistic teen."

2004: 3 years after 9/11. A younger version of the bearded man gets a Peter Griffin drawn on the back of his neck.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14h

Quebec has give several million tax dollars to Shecky Tremblay's controversial masterpiece "Filme Racisme"

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15h

The next thing Gen Alpha will get into is doo wop. America isn't prepared for the onslaught of gang warfare that will be brought about by the Frankie Valli teens. Shrieks of pain in piercing nasal falsetto.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15h

(Man does something a little gay on the TL)

Me, scrolling through my phone in between puking from the fake weed I got at the gas station: oh wow she is so egg-coded

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15h

That guy behind the gimmick account you like turned out to be Aranthulax, Harrower of the Wretched

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15h

Why do sex offenders keep showing up to my stand-up comedy sets and why are they so quick to volunteer this information about themselves when I try to do crowd work?

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Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 1d

Alex is so funny on this one

Batting Around Podcast @battingaround.bsky.social · 2d

new episode with @hausofdecline.bsky.social just dropped

Authoritative Canadian Accents with Haus of Decline

Alex from the Haus of Decline comic and podcast is here to talk about the force of nature Toronto Blue Jays and all the other stuff that's happened since the start of the postseason. Support the show

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

Celebrate wonderful Canadian baseball with the Batting Around crew and a special guest who is me!

Batting Around Podcast @battingaround.bsky.social · 2d

new episode with @hausofdecline.bsky.social just dropped

Authoritative Canadian Accents with Haus of Decline

Alex from the Haus of Decline comic and podcast is here to talk about the force of nature Toronto Blue Jays and all the other stuff that's happened since the start of the postseason. Support the show

soundcloud.com

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

I am not exaggerating when I make these claims. With sobriety and clarity, I say that this is a country which has adopted such a "them or us" mentality, it is willing to murder millions and accelerate a potential apocalypse out of sheer flailing spite.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

I am Jewish. Israel is a country where sexual assault and child murder are core tenets of the culture. This country should not exist. They act with such extremity because they know when you tell people what they actually do, it's so bad it registers as unbelievable.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/comput... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to help me pay off my debts to the gangs that I united over shared hatred of me!

An amorous man says "my dad was a game of computer solitaire" to another man over drinks.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Apr 28

A huge group of people are in a giant hole in the middle of a rolling field. There is a large sign with an arrow pointing to the hole that says "HOLE." Suddenly the group's attention turns to a new hole, complete with a giant sign with an arrow pointing to it that says "NEW HOLE." One person points to the new hole and says "hey look! Someone made a new hole!" The mass clamours out of the old hole and makes a bee-line toward the new hole. It's chaos. One person, now situated in the new hole says "this feels like how the old hole used to feel." Another person nods in agreement.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3d

New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/tubula... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me assign different Pokémon to the current Blue Jays roster in my most pandering content yet.

A woman advises Alex "hey, be careful with Progesterone. You can develop a condition called Tubular Breasts."

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3d

This game is really messing with my emotions

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3d

(solemn) fuck the Yankees

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3d

this is about baseball

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3d

FUCKING BLOODBATH!!!

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