DankYankers
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He/him 1312. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there . I am not Lil Wayne’s son.
Pinned
You usually never really know what another person is going through, but if you personally make their life a living hell you can be fairly certain.
Getting ship camouflage tattooed on my dick so you can’t tell how big it is.
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Getting ship camouflage tattooed on my dick so you can’t tell how big it is.
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Don't matter what it is. Trump's answer is let's do some racism. Could be anything. The answer is some racism. Troops shot by somebody in DC. Time for some racism.
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Don't matter what it is. Trump's answer is let's do some racism. Could be anything. The answer is some racism. Troops shot by somebody in DC. Time for some racism.
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You’re telling me a duck fucked this chicken and then was subsequently fucked by this turkey?
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You’re telling me a duck fucked this chicken and then was subsequently fucked by this turkey?
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D eviled-egg
I d
L ike to
F uck
I d
L ike to
F uck
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
D eviled-egg
I d
L ike to
F uck
I d
L ike to
F uck
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Youre telling me a devil fucked this egg?
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Youre telling me a devil fucked this egg?
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Quick sincerepost
Genuinely thankful for the human connections and banter i get to have on here, as someone who has extreme anxiety and difficulty doing the same out there, esp as full time remote worker
Ok good talk go fuck yourselves
Genuinely thankful for the human connections and banter i get to have on here, as someone who has extreme anxiety and difficulty doing the same out there, esp as full time remote worker
Ok good talk go fuck yourselves
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Quick sincerepost
Genuinely thankful for the human connections and banter i get to have on here, as someone who has extreme anxiety and difficulty doing the same out there, esp as full time remote worker
Ok good talk go fuck yourselves
Genuinely thankful for the human connections and banter i get to have on here, as someone who has extreme anxiety and difficulty doing the same out there, esp as full time remote worker
Ok good talk go fuck yourselves
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TIL DEATH DO US BLART
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
TIL DEATH DO US BLART
Violence has no place in America .
Wait, that’s not right 🤔
Violence has 1st place in America.
Yeah, that’s better.
Wait, that’s not right 🤔
Violence has 1st place in America.
Yeah, that’s better.
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Violence has no place in America .
Wait, that’s not right 🤔
Violence has 1st place in America.
Yeah, that’s better.
Wait, that’s not right 🤔
Violence has 1st place in America.
Yeah, that’s better.
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Extremely calm president again bragging about "acing" a test meant to check if his brain is still on
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Extremely calm president again bragging about "acing" a test meant to check if his brain is still on
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Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
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You wanna makeout on the mall Santa’s lap, and get our first couple’s photo taken?
It’ll probably upset a lot of families.
It’ll probably upset a lot of families.
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You wanna makeout on the mall Santa’s lap, and get our first couple’s photo taken?
It’ll probably upset a lot of families.
It’ll probably upset a lot of families.
Not yeast. If I caused it, it’s a beast infection . #bars #bestrapperalive
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Not yeast. If I caused it, it’s a beast infection . #bars #bestrapperalive
Oh, you’re a visual learner?
Well, I’m a visual earner 💵
#putyourmoneywhereyourmouthis #motivation #grindbucks #workuntilyoudie #ignoreyourfamily #hustle
Well, I’m a visual earner 💵
#putyourmoneywhereyourmouthis #motivation #grindbucks #workuntilyoudie #ignoreyourfamily #hustle
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Oh, you’re a visual learner?
Well, I’m a visual earner 💵
#putyourmoneywhereyourmouthis #motivation #grindbucks #workuntilyoudie #ignoreyourfamily #hustle
Well, I’m a visual earner 💵
#putyourmoneywhereyourmouthis #motivation #grindbucks #workuntilyoudie #ignoreyourfamily #hustle
Don’t miss your chance to pick up the hottest new gift that’s flying off the shelf , Canned hole
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Don’t miss your chance to pick up the hottest new gift that’s flying off the shelf , Canned hole
If Ai isn’t conscious, then how did it epically own me and make me cry? Checkmate scientists.
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If Ai isn’t conscious, then how did it epically own me and make me cry? Checkmate scientists.
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Is ChatGPT Conscious? No, And If You Keep Asking We'll Hit You Again
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Is ChatGPT Conscious? No, And If You Keep Asking We'll Hit You Again
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What I’m wearing to Bluesky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
What I’m wearing to Bluesky rehab
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sorry im being weird
you made me feel things and then i ran away
you made me feel things and then i ran away
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 AM
sorry im being weird
you made me feel things and then i ran away
you made me feel things and then i ran away
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i wish i could claim author credit on this
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
i wish i could claim author credit on this
Groks epic vulgar roasting feature will never rhyme Clarence , parents, and marriage, and that’s why Eminem is the GOAT.
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Groks epic vulgar roasting feature will never rhyme Clarence , parents, and marriage, and that’s why Eminem is the GOAT.
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
Enough of this NFL, let’s just let real versions of their mascots fight it out. Oh, you’re a “patriot”? Well, fight this Lion. 🦁
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Enough of this NFL, let’s just let real versions of their mascots fight it out. Oh, you’re a “patriot”? Well, fight this Lion. 🦁
Old is a loose term , but I think it’s when you listen to Kelis’ Milkshake and instead of thinking about women’s bodies you just really want a nice, thick milkshake.
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Old is a loose term , but I think it’s when you listen to Kelis’ Milkshake and instead of thinking about women’s bodies you just really want a nice, thick milkshake.
Sure, the future is women, but just the underreported abuses part.
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Sure, the future is women, but just the underreported abuses part.