Mr Too Damn Bueno 🦃
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If you want to watch Kenneth Branagh's adaptation of Hamlet your choices are one free streaming service and a few paid options. Basically, Tubi or not Tubi
Secret organization investigates objects that are traveling backwards through time and also there's a very tall woman who may or may not be able to dunk a basketball
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Secret organization investigates objects that are traveling backwards through time and also there's a very tall woman who may or may not be able to dunk a basketball
1-5. original triology, last jedi, rogue one in whatever order you want
6-11. who cares they suck
6-11. who cares they suck
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
1-5. original triology, last jedi, rogue one in whatever order you want
6-11. who cares they suck
6-11. who cares they suck
Money can be used for goods and services
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Money can be used for goods and services
Small brain: for the millionth time bringing up how the politics of Parks and Rec haven't aged well
Big, powerful brain: the thing that's aged most poorly is actually Tom Haverford and by extension Aziz Ansari's whole deal
Big, powerful brain: the thing that's aged most poorly is actually Tom Haverford and by extension Aziz Ansari's whole deal
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Small brain: for the millionth time bringing up how the politics of Parks and Rec haven't aged well
Big, powerful brain: the thing that's aged most poorly is actually Tom Haverford and by extension Aziz Ansari's whole deal
Big, powerful brain: the thing that's aged most poorly is actually Tom Haverford and by extension Aziz Ansari's whole deal
Alright I think that's enough of Nuzzi/Lizza. Part of bringing back shame is us being ashamed to want to see this nonsense
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Alright I think that's enough of Nuzzi/Lizza. Part of bringing back shame is us being ashamed to want to see this nonsense
I don't think I totally understood this but still found it moving and affecting. Giving it a strong bueno
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I don't think I totally understood this but still found it moving and affecting. Giving it a strong bueno
Now watching a movie that I think many of you guys are fond of - I Saw the TV Glow
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Now watching a movie that I think many of you guys are fond of - I Saw the TV Glow
whomst among us hasn't gone along with an idea that we don't necessarily agree with just because a hot person suggested it
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
whomst among us hasn't gone along with an idea that we don't necessarily agree with just because a hot person suggested it
the big wet president is down bad for Zohran
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
the big wet president is down bad for Zohran
it's indisputable now, Mamdani's got the juice
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
it's indisputable now, Mamdani's got the juice
I've never flown out on Christmas day but I imagine it's either really easy or really hectic with no in between
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I've never flown out on Christmas day but I imagine it's either really easy or really hectic with no in between
on this International Men's Day don't forget to leave some cookies and milk out for Pitbull
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
on this International Men's Day don't forget to leave some cookies and milk out for Pitbull
Now watching one of my faves. A movie about Jake Gyllenhaal's decades long relationship with a man he cannot quit - Zodiac
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Now watching one of my faves. A movie about Jake Gyllenhaal's decades long relationship with a man he cannot quit - Zodiac
TENET is streaming on Netflix and once again I must implore @spiceweasel.bsky.social to make SpouseW watch it and tell us his reaction
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
TENET is streaming on Netflix and once again I must implore @spiceweasel.bsky.social to make SpouseW watch it and tell us his reaction
I'm running for president even though I have no chance of winning just so I can email your wife
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I'm running for president even though I have no chance of winning just so I can email your wife
More like Olivia Scuzzy amirite folks? I actually have no idea how her name is pronounced and tbh do not care to learn!
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
More like Olivia Scuzzy amirite folks? I actually have no idea how her name is pronounced and tbh do not care to learn!
Noah Wyle if he were the lead singer of Mouse Rat:
🎶 The Pitt...
I was in it, The Pitt 🎶
🎶 The Pitt...
I was in it, The Pitt 🎶
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Noah Wyle if he were the lead singer of Mouse Rat:
🎶 The Pitt...
I was in it, The Pitt 🎶
🎶 The Pitt...
I was in it, The Pitt 🎶
Has anyone done a tweet yet where Noah Wyle is the lead singer of Mouse Rat and he's singing The Pitt
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Has anyone done a tweet yet where Noah Wyle is the lead singer of Mouse Rat and he's singing The Pitt
We've all been down bad before (maybe not over a burlap sack filled with rotting whale meat) but no one should ever be rewarded for it. Like, girl have some dang dignity!
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We've all been down bad before (maybe not over a burlap sack filled with rotting whale meat) but no one should ever be rewarded for it. Like, girl have some dang dignity!
Finished HBO Watchmen and even setting aside the poorly aged elements, I don't think they stuck the landing with the actual story. Not to hand it to Alan Moore but maybe he was right to not want to be associated with anything outside his original work
November 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Finished HBO Watchmen and even setting aside the poorly aged elements, I don't think they stuck the landing with the actual story. Not to hand it to Alan Moore but maybe he was right to not want to be associated with anything outside his original work
The most faves I ever got on a single tweet was 100K+ when I pointed out HBO Max's terrible interface and controls. That was several years and name changes ago and what the damn hell it still sucks!
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The most faves I ever got on a single tweet was 100K+ when I pointed out HBO Max's terrible interface and controls. That was several years and name changes ago and what the damn hell it still sucks!
Sharing their thoughts on calzones
Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Sharing their thoughts on calzones
I started watching the HBO Watchmen and hoo boy where do I start. An alternate timeline where the US govt gives African Americans reparations for the Tulsa massacre and cops wear masks to fight white supremacists
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I started watching the HBO Watchmen and hoo boy where do I start. An alternate timeline where the US govt gives African Americans reparations for the Tulsa massacre and cops wear masks to fight white supremacists
A diving school for kids called Scuba Gooding Junior
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
A diving school for kids called Scuba Gooding Junior