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Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻

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Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · Jan 20

If you want to watch Kenneth Branagh's adaptation of Hamlet your choices are one free streaming service and a few paid options. Basically, Tubi or not Tubi

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Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 18h

I have it on good authority that they're giving me a Nobel Prize for being bueno

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Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 22h

Some potentially good news - the social security office called and said they'll try to change my dad's Medicare coverage dates so *hopefully* his bills will be covered from this last stay. Bad news is I gotta call all the doctors' offices to update them

Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 22h

Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 1d

It's Springfield's most prominent 104 year old man

Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 2d

I'm getting reports it's Keith Urban

Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 2d

I've been emailing the girlfriend of the founder of antifa. And also Nicole Kidman still

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Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 2d

Bruce Springsteen and Future

Emily, a Two-Shoes-Gooder @rebelmusicteach.bsky.social · 5d

I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?

Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 2d

Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 3d

National Bikini Day has become the very real holiday sweeping the nation

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 3d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 3d

This on top of them having my mom jump through additional hoops just to get survivor benefits while also refusing to cover a big portion of my dad's bills. Wonderful system and country we have here

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Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 3d

It rocks having to go to the Social Security office and hear an *employee* complain about ~illegals~ coming over to sign up for benefits and make up the Democratic voting base

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Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 4d

nightmare blunt rotation

Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 4d

Bari Weiss dated Kate McKinnon in college and, fair or not, that gives me a lower opinion of Kate McKinnon. She's very funny and talented and whomst among us hasn't had the questionable hookup or two in our youth? But also c'mon man

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Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 4d

Alien: Earth wanted to do with the Alien universe what Andor did with SW. The difference is Andor didn't care about the Force/Jedi whereas Alien: Earth wants the xenomorphs front and center, even though based on the last few episodes I don't think they know what they're doing there

Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 4d

I've been emailing Nicole Kidman

Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 5d

get a group of skilled associates to rob three Las Vegas casinos on the same night as a major boxing match and also as a side mission win back your ex-wife

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 8d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 5d

National Bikini Day in America

CNBC @cnbc.com · 5d

To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.

Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert

When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.

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Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 5d

It didn't happen, presumably due to a lack of hustle

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Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 5d

Tell Buster he doesn't have to look far for a new manager!

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Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 5d

Three innings left to play and you're down 13-2. If I were the Yanks I would simply hit 3 grand slams, which works out to only 1 per inning

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Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 6d

wait the song is called "Wood??" By all accounts she seems like a very nice and lovely person but also c'mooonnnnn

Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 7d

"But they have wacky ones that look like Lightning McQueen and such, and you can attach little charms or trinkets"

*extremely Homer reacting to race care bed voice* I wear shoes that look good and are comfortable.

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Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 7d

Maybe an old guy take but we as a society shouldn't have normalized wearing Crocs out in public for anything other than quick errand

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Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 8d

Hello Jay this is your lawer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit

Mr Too Damn BOO!-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 8d

Everybody at some point in their lives needs someone to tell them just be cool baby DAMN.