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Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀 PFP by 🎨 @geraldinepiche.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaafyok6b2wuy

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · Jun 18

Pullsh it real good

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 14h

Thank you! 🙏🏼

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 14h

What would its message even say?!?! Pure comedy 🏆👑 Congratulations @kellalena.bsky.social from @doomkick.com

Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 16h

I’ve never let an onion ring go to voicemail.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 15h

Thanks Doom Tomb! 💜

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 15h

💀💀💀
@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social
🏆🏆🏆

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 16h

I’ve never let an onion ring go to voicemail.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 16h

Thank you, Jim 🥰

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 17h

When you transplant pubes to a different part of your body, you can grow new genitals there

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 8d

are people still being so for real

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 21h

Smiling even though you’re dead inside.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 21h

He died doing what he loved: rollerblading into oncoming traffic.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 19h

who wanna see the mastodon in my pants

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 19h

Remember that time when everything was perfect for about 20 minutes?

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 1d

oh ffs...trees

~ me, walking into a forest

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Mr. Silky @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social · 18h

I miss the days when the worst thing on television and the internet was Calliou.

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 1d

When large accounts repost me, I walk funny the next day

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 20h

Roman doctors be like:
HE NEEDS A 4, STAT

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AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 18h

She died as she lived, deleting herself

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 19h

I’m obsessed with grizzlies, bear in mind.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 18h

Merlin Monroe

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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 5d

Republicans in Congress who support
Trump for fear of losing power …

Guess what ?

You’re losing your country.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 21h

I don’t talk to myself when I’m alone because I read the room.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 1d

Nervous reply guys on Bluesky are keyboard worriers.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · May 1

Dr: Okay Dave, try not to get an erection during this prostate exam.

Patient: My name is Steve.

Dr: I know, I'm Dave.

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 19h

My existential dread just achieved its first minor funding round.

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 18h

“You know way too much about me” is a statement I’ve heard often. I want to know all the personal things all the time, keep that info coming

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